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How do you guys eat oatz?

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:49:42 No.34731515 View Reply Report Delete

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I tried them raw, it tastes like papier-mâché.

I tried them with milk, it's like a less tasty cement.

How do I eat that shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:00:41 No.34731627 Report Delete

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Add 4 or 5 cooked eggs and black pepper

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:01:49 No.34731637 Report Delete

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What I ate earlier:

1 cup rolled oats
1.75 cups almond milk
1 tbsp butter
Cinnamon

Cook. Add frozen mixed berries. Delicious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:02:55 No.34731648 Report Delete

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you ass them do your shakes

>2 scoops of da whey-way
>water
>cooked oats from your fridge
>frozen fruits

annnnd breakfast is ready bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:03:40 No.34731654 Report Delete

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Add milk and microwave. Don't be a fucboi.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:05:05 No.34731669 Report Delete

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>>34731627
>4
enjoy your cholesterol

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:05:51 No.34731678 Report Delete

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>>34731669

>not just using the whites

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:07:35 No.34731701 Report Delete

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>>34731654
This is the only way, OP. Remember what scooby said: If it tastes good, spit it out!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:09:44 No.34731723 Report Delete

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take a half cup of oats
add a half cup each of water and milk (or 3/4 milk and 1/4 water, or even 2/3 milk and 1/3 water. I've just found that 100% milk negatively impacts the texture and 100% water tastes like ass)
pinch of salt
cook in microwave for 2 minutes, then stir. repeat until they're the consistency you like, dropping down to 1 minute bursts as needed

I like to cook them until there's no more loose liquid, but some people like there to be a bit of liquid left. some even add a bit of milk after they're done cooking

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:10:15 No.34731729 Report Delete

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>>34731515
My way of oats:
>50g instant oats
>45g frozen berries
>1 tsp cinnamon
>1 tsp honey
>a little nutmag
>a little ground black pepper
>1 sliced fruit of choice(peach/watermelon is good at summer time. banana for winter)

Mix all dry ingredients with warm water until oats are slimy, add fruits and berries with some milk(amount depends if bulkan/cutting)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:12:14 No.34731750 Report Delete

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>>34731515
here's what you do oh pee:
1. add milk and frozen fruit to your oats, then microwave it.
2. add protein or whatever other flavor you want on your oats. I go with chocolate, peanut butter and greek yogurt.
3. eat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:13:20 No.34731762 Report Delete

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>>34731515
Who is that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:14:12 No.34731770 Report Delete

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Fuck yeah whole eggs. Where is macros? Adding 5 eggs get you to 35 protein. Not adding fruit because sugar. But enjoy the cholesterol meme. I may add bacon just for you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:15:00 No.34731780 Report Delete

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>>34731515
>nuke oats in water for 2-3 minutes on max
>add parmesan, stock broth, stir
>break two eggs over the oats, nuke for 2-3 minutes more
>chives on top

fucking goat

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:23:35 No.34731853 Report Delete

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>>34731515
just fapped to this picture at work

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:31:13 No.34731923 Report Delete

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raw oats blended with milk and banana

i just cant get oatz down when they are cooked. 2thicc4me

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:38:43 No.34732008 Report Delete

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>>34731515
When I look at pictures like this, I always wonder what type of male does the girl go after, so I can guess if i'm in her league.

I did the same for the picture an anon posted in the OP of three gals doing a mirror selfie showing their panties.

Then I fapped.

Fuck me I didn't save the picture.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:42:33 No.34732050 Report Delete

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>>34731515
Put them in yoghurt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:45:28 No.34732077 Report Delete

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>>34731515
>How do you guys eat oatz?

I put them in my mouth, then I chew and swallow them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:47:32 No.34732092 Report Delete

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>>34732008

FUARK im so High test right now brehs

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:54:23 No.34732143 Report Delete

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>>34731515
who is this semen demon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:56:15 No.34732159 Report Delete

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>>34732008
>That pale skin
>Those red panties
>That hourglass figure

Holy fuck. Oh my god.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:57:09 No.34732171 Report Delete

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>>34731678
>just using the whites
Enjoy being a faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:58:28 No.34732185 Report Delete

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Add bananas or berries, they will flavor the whole thing as opposed to apples, which will just be nuggets of gold in a sea of shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:00:50 No.34732209 Report Delete

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Soak them in water/yoghurt or water + yoghurt or water + lemons or water + milk in the fridge overnight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:01:17 No.34732216 Report Delete

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>>34731515
Steel cut oats (can find cooking instructions on-line, not typing that shit out)
Honey + frozen blueberries

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:02:38 No.34732222 Report Delete

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>>34731780
oh wow

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:04:42 No.34732245 Report Delete

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>>34732143
I too would appreciate the identity of this boner condonor

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:05:30 No.34732256 Report Delete

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OP you little shit, you put 1 dl of oats in 250g of quark and add some juice soap and mix them

ez, comes around 330 kcal and 33 prot 38 carb and 3 fats

perfekto

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:07:23 No.34732275 Report Delete

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>>34731515
Three cups boiling water!
One and a half of oats!
Boil and reduce heat!
Keep stirring until creamy!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:11:35 No.34732319 Report Delete

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90gr oats
300ml skim milk
1 apple
cinnamon & cookie spices
when bulking add peanutbutter
>mfw it tastes like apple pie

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:13:54 No.34732346 Report Delete

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>>34731515
BROWN SUGAR MILK AND BERRIES. STOP MAKING THE THREAD YOU REACHAROUND-REFUSING FAGGOT

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:14:17 No.34732351 Report Delete

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>>34731515
I let mine soak overnight in a 1 cup of Greek Yogurt & a small amount of whole milk.

If I'm feeling freaking, I'll toss in some blueberries or some raw almonds (crushed).

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:50:01 No.34732788 Report Delete

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>>34731515
If your eating plain oatz without adding anything and are complaining about it you deserve to be killed

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:56:55 No.34733405 Report Delete

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>>34731627
wait is that a thing? post cooking instructions

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:46:11 No.34734354 Report Delete

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Hot water.

My taste buds developed to enjoy oatz with just water after years of not eating sugar or anything that breaks down to sugar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:47:38 No.34734372 Report Delete

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100g oats
250ml water
1tsp cocoa
microwaved

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:57:01 No.34734452 Report Delete

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Quaker blue is pretty good

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:00:57 No.34734497 Report Delete

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2 Apples
Cinnamon
Oats
Almond milk
Slow cooker
Holy fuck, that sure was hard

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:01:39 No.34734507 Report Delete

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I really dont understand how people dont like the taste of oatmeal. I make it with milk and nothing else unless once in a blue moon as a cheat meal i add some lingon berry jam. But shit, i even start eating it while its cold and cooking on the stove.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:02:42 No.34734526 Report Delete

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>>34734507
Or apples.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:05:14 No.34734546 Report Delete

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add plenty of milk
enough to get absorbed and then just a little more
microwave that shit (fuck off stove NEETs)
add raisins
add a drizzle of honey/fruit -or- melted peanut butter
cinnamon is garbage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:06:23 No.34734563 Report Delete

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>>34734546
>Stove neets
>i dont know what high heat means

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:08:28 No.34734586 Report Delete

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>>34731701
>scooby spits

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