I am trying to bulk up at college but the dining hall food is honestly terrible. It is not nutritious at all and it is mostly carbs. The food tastes like shit and I cant get enough fat and protein. The only thing they have I like is milk, but I dont want my only nutrition to be a gallon of milk a day.

What I want to do is get exempt from the meal plan so I can spend the money on food I actually like from the grocery store.

these are the requirements to be exempt:
Exemptions may be granted to students who meet one of the following criteria: (Please use the drop box below to select the appropriate exemption reason.)

a) A medical condition prohibits student from utilizing the Dining Meal Plan. Detailed medical documentation to verify the situation must be provided.

b) Student can demonstrate other acceptable extenuating circumstances. (Attach detailed statement on separate sheet.) Student must provide complete documentation to verify the situation.

It would be easiest to get an allergy documentation, but how the hell do I fake an allergy? Help me, this is absolute hell. The food is literally worse than High School food and I have no money for grocery shopping.