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>we've done 110M virtual automated Windows installs that autoupdate to Win10 so we can make up some impressive stat that is complete bullshit

Today is truly paid Microsoft shill day. What's wrong, losing everything hurting your bottom line?

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 16:26:09 No.51024156 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51024197 >>51025720

>>51024049
OVER 17 BILLION DEVICES USE JAVA

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 16:27:10 No.51024172 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51024702

>>51024134
kek
imagine how bad the adoption rate would be if they didn't do all this spammy advertising and shoving it onto peoples' computers

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 16:28:47 No.51024197 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51024420

>>51024156
I love how Java put that out there, almost acknowledging it's not by choice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 16:29:24 No.51024206 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51024219

>>51024078
>customers

is that what they call them?

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 16:30:04 No.51024219 Report Delete

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>>51024206
not anymore i guess

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 16:45:59 No.51024420 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51024684 >>51024730

>>51024197
>implying java is bad
>2015
>people still don't know only the browser plugins is bad
>runtime is alright

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 17:01:55 No.51024684 Report Delete

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>>51024420
java hate is mostly a meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 17:03:04 No.51024702 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51025291

>>51024172

As bad as Win 7 -> 8 I presume.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 17:05:11 No.51024730 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51024770 >>51024807

>>51024420
>extremely verbose
>slow
>powerless
>awful GC
>not garbage

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 17:07:08 No.51024770 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51024779

>>51024730
>slow
nice maymay

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 17:07:37 No.51024779 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51024868

>>51024770
Oracle shill go hang yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 17:08:07 No.51024793 Report Delete

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>>51024049
my nigga

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 17:09:00 No.51024807 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51024823 >>51025188

>>51024730
Java is fast, verbosity is good, Java definitely is powerful. No idea about GC but it werks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 17:09:57 No.51024823 Report Delete

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>>51024807
[shilling intensifies]

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 17:12:39 No.51024868 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51024922 >>51024960

>>51024779
But I program in Scala

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 17:16:24 No.51024922 Report Delete

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>>51024868
Why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 17:18:07 No.51024960 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51025031

>>51024868
>using a language that's broken by design
LMAO
Come back when

let x = make_array();
map(mapping_fn, x);

results in the same output as

map(mapping_fn, make_array());

CUCK

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 17:22:42 No.51025031 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51025068

>>51024960
>having errors in his code in the first place
>complains it doesn't run
try mastering scala after you understood java, because you failed at both

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 17:23:04 No.51025036 Report Delete

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>>51024049
eat shit, people! billions of files can't be wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 17:25:28 No.51025068 Report Delete

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>>51025031
>being a retarded shill
>ON PURPOSE
>4free
4u

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 17:34:31 No.51025188 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51025202 >>51025241

>>51024807
You have no idea how many servers require absurd amounts of RAM only because the stupid GC doesn't work and it's either give it more RAM or restart it every day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 17:35:34 No.51025202 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51025241

>>51025188
And I'm talking about "professional software" here, like from IBM, HP, VMWARE and others.

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 17:37:40 No.51025237 Report Delete

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>>51024049

>110M people

Meanwhile 2 billion more are still using Windows 7, Vista, 8.1, and XP.

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 17:37:58 No.51025241 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51025316 >>51025353

>>51025202
>>51025188
Strange, no problems like this at my company. We have our own java dev department for our Oracle servers.

>inb4 being called shill just because it werks good

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 17:40:01 No.51025274 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51025335

>>51024049
>that shitty uneven font

My fucking eye

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 17:40:42 No.51025291 Report Delete

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>>51024702

Windows 8 gets a boost simply because new devices dont come with 7, but you can still get them with 8.1 installed and just not upgrade.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 17:41:57 No.51025316 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51025414

>>51025241
>no problems like this at my company
[shilling levels rip through the fabric of reality]

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 17:42:53 No.51025335 Report Delete

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>>51025274

>yfw all of Win 10 looks like that and has solid or aero backgrounds

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 17:43:51 No.51025353 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51025414

>>51025241
Meanwhile in real life, there is not a single non-trivial java program that doesn't both leak memory like crazy and have frequent gc pauses.

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 17:46:54 No.51025414 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51025576

>>51025316
>>51025353
beyond saving you two

I let you C++ and C ninjas now in peace, no more unintended shilling

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 17:56:38 No.51025576 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51025597

>>51025414
Nice avatarfagging, faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 17:57:30 No.51025597 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51025636

>>51025576
you don't understand what that word means

look up the rules again

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 17:59:23 No.51025636 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51025700

>>51025597
Avatarfag in full damage control mode CONFIRMED

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 18:02:08 No.51025700 Report Delete

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>>51025636

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 18:02:55 No.51025720 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51025842

>>51024156
EVEN YOUR CAR

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 18:03:19 No.51025729 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51027951 >>51031763

>>51024134
I would be using Win 10 if it wasn't for the spying, ads, and forcing driver updates through windows update

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 18:04:58 No.51025770 Report Delete

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There's no way to simply get a key from MS based on your legit Win7 install without having to to actually install 10 is there?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 18:08:19 No.51025842 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51025953

>>51025720
Is it a CDR?

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 18:14:03 No.51025953 Report Delete

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>>51025842
It's actually a cadar.

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 20:17:19 No.51027951 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51031701

>>51025729
Why are you so ill-informed?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 20:26:49 No.51028083 Report Delete

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>installed W10 on launch
>was using 8.1 before
>just formated ans installed W7
Holy shit, guys, W7 is fucking great.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:21:57 No.51028960 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51032438

>>51024078

Microsoft could have avoided a lot of this controversy to some extent by offering a paid version of Windows 10 for home users that lacks its advertising/tracking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:24:24 No.51028999 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51033605

I upgraded to Windows 10 on all my devices. Incremental improvements on 8.1 with a longer support life cycle. Even my work laptop issued by a corporation of over 50k people (not Microsoft or subsidiary) got upgraded already.

There's a lot of PCS running pirated 7 or 8/8.1 and the upgrade is free. Why wouldn't people take advantage?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:29:43 No.51029084 Report Delete

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>>51024049
Naw. It just means you're too stupid to take advantage of those millions of stupid people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:39:25 No.51029262 Report Delete

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Talking about win10, I want one of these but I haven't used windows since windows 7. What's your opinion /g/? Should I go for it?

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16883722001&cm_re=kangaroo-_-83-722-001-_-Product

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:41:11 No.51029303 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51029432

>>51024049
>Meme rapper

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:47:55 No.51029432 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51031878

>>51029303
rap is a meme
music is a meme
you are a meme
name one fucking thing that isn't a meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 00:35:15 No.51031701 Report Delete

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>>51027951
I configured it that way and it STILL downloads AMD Catalyst after I remove it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 00:39:58 No.51031763 Report Delete

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>>51025729
>forcing driver updates through windows update
I let it on my system with an Nvidia GPU just to test out 10.
Hasn't given me any problems, surprisingly.

The only thing I've noticed is that it installs the 3D software (which is useless to me) and the update software (which is redundant if Windows Update already does it for me). I just uninstall those.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 00:48:14 No.51031878 Report Delete

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>>51029432
We went over this in an earlier thread.

Milhouse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 01:15:43 No.51032234 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51033671

>>51024078
>>51024049
sadly I work with C# and databases :( windows is a must have for me. I don't want to spend time with Arch and ubuntu distros are shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 01:34:47 No.51032438 Report Delete

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>>51028960
Same with Google.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 03:13:53 No.51033605 Report Delete

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>>51028999
>There's a lot of PCS running pirated 7 or 8/8.1 and the upgrade is free. Why wouldn't people take advantage?
I just want DX12 to fail so Vulkan can become the main 3d API. So I won't use install win10 or use dx12 products until Vulkan has a chance to launch. If Vulkan fails I will consider installing it then.

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 03:22:19 No.51033671 Report Delete

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>>51032234
Mint, debian, and fedora are all pretty good.
all with kde ofc

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 03:31:49 No.51033751 Report Delete

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One of my friends upgraded to Windows 10 accidentally.
He saw that pop-up and just clicked through it hoping it would go away.

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