>>51033712this dog is your waifu.
dogs are very stupid and not that attractive so they fit your criteria.
dogs are not repungant unless you are a cat. you are fat, but you are not a fat cat, so everything checks out,
dogs can not be stupid women because they aren't women.
dogs can't be feminists no matter what tumblr says.
dogs don't know what zelda is.
dogs can give you your space if you give them a bone. no, not that bone. pls don't fuck the dog.
dogs don't have annoying friends.
dogs never leave you, steal from you, or lie to you, because dogs are dumb, don't have thumbs, and don't speak english.
dogs aren't that skinny, and they are short. this dog is really short. like, really. wow. short dog.
this dog's hair isn't short by dog standard, but it isn't long either.
