C++ is like my brother that went studying abroad a few years ago. I'll always love him but we haven't been in touch for a while.
Python is my best friend. We hang out a lot, and I know all his quirks, but it pisses me off how retarded he is, sometimes.
Java is that friendly neighbour I have kinda known forever. I'll say hello if we meet on the street, but we have never really been buddies. I think she works for some big corp nowadays.
Clojure is that girl I just started dating. She's cute, she's fun, she intrigues me. She probably has her flaws, but I don't know her enough to tell, yet. She makes me kinda nervous.
Haskell is that autist cousin that never amounted to anything, but always likes to pretend is smarter than everyone else.