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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 11:08:05 No.51056148 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51056275 >>51056353 >>51056391 >>51056412 >>51056447 >>51056893 >>51057765

What's the best way to kill myself and get Apple the blame for it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 11:16:31 No.51056271 Report Delete

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swallow an ipod and say it was 2 small

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 11:16:50 No.51056275 Report Delete

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>>51056148
Turn your iPhone into an explosive and blow it up next to your head.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 11:23:21 No.51056353 Report Delete

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>>51056148
Overload the battery and say that the clock on the phone turned into an explosive

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 11:24:43 No.51056381 Report Delete

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Go sleep outside a store to wait for a new product and die of hypothermia

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 11:25:52 No.51056391 Report Delete

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>>51056148

Contract HIV through gay sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 11:27:20 No.51056412 Report Delete

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>>51056148
Shoot up a school and wear an apple tshirt with an apple sticker on your gun...apple will get blamed just like doom did...ez

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 11:29:53 No.51056447 Report Delete

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>>51056148
are you this much of an anti-fanboy? stupid bitch. no one will care enough that you died for any sort of lawsuit to take place dont worry

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 11:59:16 No.51056893 Report Delete

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>>51056148
Buy a lot of Apple products. Become an apple household. Once you've flooded your facebook feed with a love for Apple and your faggotry is well known, go on a killing spree, making sure to accessorize all your weapons with apple paraphernalia. Make sure you leave a note saying that because the world wasn't made of Apple believers you thought the world deserved to burn. Make sure to capitalize on Apple's great influence being the drive to make you want to push the world just a little closer to perfection.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 12:17:21 No.51057163 Report Delete

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>>51056391
>The Steve Jobs™

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 13:05:29 No.51057765 Report Delete

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>>51056148
Suicide on new version product launch
Media will go asstupid as always and you could be the punchline 'but some people cant stand that their precious iphone has become obsolete... and jeremy, from north carolina, commited suicide just minutes after the announcement'... 'the hype was too strong...'

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 14:23:10 No.51058844 Report Delete

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>>51057163
Steve Jobs had cancer

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 14:25:08 No.51058874 Report Delete

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>>51058844
rectal cancer from having his anus pounded by HIV-positive cocks all day long?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 14:28:58 No.51058939 Report Delete

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>>51057765
This. Buy thw previous iPhone dayd before a possible announcement and save the recipe

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