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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 12:35:09 No.51057393 View Reply Report Delete

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Hello,

nice to meet you /g/! You have 2 sentences to tell me your tech startup idea. Please use words a commoner can understand.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 12:36:11 No.51057405 Report Delete

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Hamburger earmuffs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 12:36:19 No.51057407 Report Delete

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Uber but for shitty ideas

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 12:36:22 No.51057408 Report Delete

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Make money. Get bitches.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 12:38:43 No.51057441 Report Delete

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ask others for startup ideas
then steal them.

!!zzZZJ1pe5rt

!!zzZZJ1pe5rt Wed 28 Oct 2015 12:38:51 No.51057442 Report Delete

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>>51057393
VR anime waifu fug house

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 12:38:54 No.51057444 Report Delete

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>>51057393
Geolocation based image boards. Each area gets X threads. Each thread gets 1000 posts until auto sage. Anyone can make a new thread. No account/phone number/anything to sign up.

Yik-Yak with no number required for posting. No voting. Threads instead of 'yaks' + comments.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 12:39:54 No.51057457 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51057465 >>51057886

>>51057393
AquaBurger - A burger you can eat in the shower without it getting soggy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 12:40:02 No.51057458 Report Delete

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>>51057393
Cloud, social networking, secure, super computer, connecting you with your resources, silicon valley, networking, direct, cloud, computing, business insights, Apple, design, other shitty corporate buzztalk, cloud networking, simple, efficient algorithms, Google.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 12:40:29 No.51057465 Report Delete

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>>51057457
BEST IDEA EVER!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 13:09:55 No.51057812 Report Delete

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Check this 8

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 13:11:18 No.51057830 Report Delete

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It's a bot that makes a thread on /g/ asking for tech startup ideas. Stealing them and making my company even more billions of dollars.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 13:16:13 No.51057886 Report Delete

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>>51057457
Are you looking for VC?
pm me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 13:21:14 No.51057961 Report Delete

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Uber for prostitution.

Call it Prostitüber

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 13:22:31 No.51057982 Report Delete

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Web Design

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 13:26:12 No.51058027 Report Delete

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A hat with the word "movies" on it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 13:26:41 No.51058037 Report Delete

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>>51057393
edible dragon dildos

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 13:29:59 No.51058079 Report Delete

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[insert app] for windows phone, never done before, and if done before this time the app will actually work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 13:31:11 No.51058097 Report Delete

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>>51057961
This is great. Just needs a logo and you're pretty much set.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 13:32:09 No.51058110 Report Delete

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>>51057393
An app that makes fart noises

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 13:33:32 No.51058132 Report Delete

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Alright, get this:
THE CLOUD
for
SOCIAL MEDIA

THE SOCIAL CLOUD

I'll growth hack this thing like a motherfucker

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 13:34:43 No.51058154 Report Delete

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>>51057393
Have sex.

With robots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 13:55:26 No.51058425 Report Delete

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Nice to meet you new friend. Hope you're comfy.
Enjoy your stay.

I have two words actually.
Vagina boobs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 13:58:15 No.51058459 Report Delete

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>>51057405
underrated

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 14:01:37 No.51058504 Report Delete

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Uber but like for planes.

Like you can find somebody flying in a personal plane somewhere and hop in with them

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 14:05:40 No.51058563 Report Delete

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A pizza and food-ordering app implemented in Javascript, licensed under the GPL and with no tracking or telemetry features

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 14:11:10 No.51058650 Report Delete

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Killing your self.

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Livebird Wed 28 Oct 2015 14:18:56 No.51058771 Report Delete

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We work with your company as Brand Story Stewards and Experience Agitators, Amplifying your Time and Energy to design Sophisticated Concept-Scalability.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 14:22:40 No.51058834 Report Delete

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>>51057393
>words a commoner can understand

orite milord. whent' mother's goin upt' dancers for a gypsy's kiss but yer havin a tommy tank ont' shitter you need a fuckin laser alarm that tells yer to tuck away yer john thomas.

if you cannae see the use i'll make it me sen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 14:24:17 No.51058859 Report Delete

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>>51058504
I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 14:25:56 No.51058887 Report Delete

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>>51058834
Can someone translate this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 14:26:33 No.51058896 Report Delete

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NANOMACHINES

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 14:26:54 No.51058900 Report Delete

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>>51057393
Tinder for lumberjacks

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Livebird Wed 28 Oct 2015 14:29:06 No.51058941 Report Delete

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>>51058900
Timb.er

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 14:29:28 No.51058944 Report Delete

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>>51058887
This. Any commoner around?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 14:34:47 No.51059006 Report Delete

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>>51058944
When mother comes up and you're masturbating on the toilet, you need an alarm that tells you to hide the dick.

...who's john thomas?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 14:36:37 No.51059025 Report Delete

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>>51059006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9PiqCeLEmM

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 14:38:40 No.51059049 Report Delete

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A small machine for the kitchen that takes in string cheese and outputs mozzarella sticks. Kind of like a rice cooker, but more awesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 14:41:31 No.51059086 Report Delete

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>>51059049
...actually bullshit aside this could be an awesome raspberry Pi idea. Use some old pots, and an electric thermometer to feed input to the pi.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 14:42:34 No.51059101 Report Delete

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>>51057393
Industrialized Urban Vertical Farming, done with solar magnifiers and robotics.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 14:47:52 No.51059182 Report Delete

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you hit a button and it make poop explode from a nigger noseholes XD

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:06:11 No.51059458 Report Delete

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Uber for storage.

Alternatively, electric rideable dealership.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:08:30 No.51059490 Report Delete

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IBM thinkpad

With scratch&sniff tabasco scent.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:11:26 No.51059538 Report Delete

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>>51058563

DiningPhilos

DiningPhilos Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:13:04 No.51059576 Report Delete

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It's like Tinder, but for fighting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:15:03 No.51059616 Report Delete

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>>51058097
I'm on it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:27:54 No.51059812 Report Delete

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my idea is like a service like facebook but for:
>dogs
>dead people
>autistics (/g/ with usernames)
>gay people
>niggers
>animu waifu
>corporations
>pedos
>hackers
>cucks

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:32:53 No.51059893 Report Delete

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Tinder for ugly people who just want to fuck another breathing homonid

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:33:33 No.51059902 Report Delete

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>>51057393
a user uploads a song, a server converts the song into a proprietary DRM streaming format to combat piracy, then the other user on the other end can listen to the song

files must be flac, wav, or 320kbps mp3.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:37:45 No.51059972 Report Delete

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Uber but much less effective

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:38:30 No.51059987 Report Delete

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Something that already exists, but with 2x as much branding.
Works 100% of the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:40:13 No.51060020 Report Delete

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>>51059893
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what Tinder and every other hookup service was before normies invaded it.
Also on a service like that you are bound to have a 99.99999% male userbase.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:50:23 No.51060164 Report Delete

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>>51057393
A mobile friendly website that allows you to order dolphin porn and dragon dildos as gifts, for friends/family/coworkers, for birthdays/Christmas/holidays, with same day delivery and a free dragon dildo for every 1TB of dolphin porn ordered

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 17:21:44 No.51061625 Report Delete

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>>51057458
Where's Elon Musk, disruption, like Uber for .., craftsmanship..?

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