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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:01:43 No.51059387 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51059451 >>51059512 >>51059609 >>51060196 >>51060298 >>51060300 >>51060968

With all the advancements in science and technology, why isn't a cure for baldness that doesn't involve making your dick useless?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:03:20 No.51059414 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51059439

Well because The insects feast upon my genitalia, a thousand black locusts make me climax one last time, this is the final orgy of the satanas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:04:25 No.51059427 Report Delete

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With all the advancements in science and technology, why isn't a cure for faggotry that doesn't involve making you a slave to the 3dpd?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:05:11 No.51059439 Report Delete

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>>51059414
Quality meme :)

Tbh i havent really seen any improvements in medical treatments in my lifetime. Pretty sure they arent even trying

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:05:23 No.51059443 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51059529

No.

Just let your hair go, it's not important.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:05:50 No.51059451 Report Delete

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>>51059387
It's called a wig

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:09:42 No.51059510 Report Delete

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the same reason we don't drive H20 vehicles or use better sources of energy rather than oil

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:09:49 No.51059512 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51059573

>>51059387
Naturally speaking, baldness is a secondary sexual characteristic that functions as a display of masculinity.

There isn't really a way to get rid of it other than by reducing how masculine you are. That's just part of how your shittily made human body works.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:11:09 No.51059529 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51059560 >>51059579 >>51060236 >>51060746 >>51061373

>>51059443
Just because some people can pull the alpha Chad look doesn't every man can. Balding is the ultimate beta male look and usually deters women from men.

Also, it sucks to have a bald head during hot and cold weather.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:11:21 No.51059534 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51059566

Get a fuckin hair transplant if you care that much. Otherwise just deal with it like all the other billions of bald males in human history.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:12:15 No.51059560 Report Delete

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>>51059529
>alpha Chad
Back to >>>/r9k/ for you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:12:33 No.51059566 Report Delete

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>>51059534
>just deal with it
No.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:12:53 No.51059573 Report Delete

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>>51059512
>baldness is a secondary sexual characteristic that functions as a display of masculinity

This meme is still on?

Poor baldies

kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:13:11 No.51059579 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51059652 >>51059697 >>51060193

>>51059529
u fucking wot m8

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:13:52 No.51059590 Report Delete

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Just get hair tattooed on your scalp. Goddamn do I have to spoonfeed everything to you son??

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:14:47 No.51059609 Report Delete

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>>51059387
Because you make more money treating an ailment than you do curing it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:16:26 No.51059636 Report Delete

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>>51059573
Just keep telling yourself that that's not why you're bald, baldie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:17:32 No.51059652 Report Delete

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>>51059579
Jason Statham is literally GOAT.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:17:37 No.51059654 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51059663

Just accept it, if you wanna look tough just pretend you're a spic gangster or something

>bic your head
>grow a goatee or chinstrap
>get a tan
>wear a gold crucifix

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:17:52 No.51059658 Report Delete

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>>51059609
>implying baldness is an ailment

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:18:20 No.51059663 Report Delete

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>>51059654
>get shot by spic gang because they though you were in the other one

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:20:57 No.51059697 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51060236 >>51060402

>>51059579

Except that maybe 0.01% of bald people will look like that.

I don't know why every baldie out there thinks he looks likes Jason Stathman or Bruce Willis. The delusion is strong.

The truth is that 99% of times you'll look like a beta cuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:21:29 No.51059705 Report Delete

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reminder that if you are balding slap head is the only solution

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:27:40 No.51059810 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51059833 >>51059849 >>51061026

A wig. You see people with tattoos, piercings, people with their ears stretched. Girls with goth make up looking like they are from the grave. Fat people. Yet nobody wears a wig. Why is that, what is so bad about wearing a wig?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:29:08 No.51059833 Report Delete

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>>51059810
What if lots of people are wearing wigs and you just don't notice it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:29:57 No.51059849 Report Delete

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>>51059810
They look fake as fuck and when they call out, you might as commit suicide since you'll be the laughing stock of the town.

Nobody respects wig wearers, unless they have cancer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:32:30 No.51059882 Report Delete

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who cares about baldness?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:37:16 No.51059964 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51059998

If you're that concerned just go bearmode, hit the gym to gain some weight and grow a nice beard. No hair up top but a facefull usually looks pretty well and can disguise a weak chin and jaw too. Can't lose tbh. It's my fallback if I start balding early on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:39:17 No.51059998 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51060151

>>51059964
>tfw bald
>tfw can't gain weight
>tfw weak jaw/chin
>tfw can't grow anything more than a wispy stache

Feels bad man

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:49:09 No.51060148 Report Delete

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buzz cut + dyel = buff army dude

going bald early is a sign of high testosterone levels

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:49:33 No.51060151 Report Delete

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>>51059998
Hit the poetry club and start wearing a baret.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:52:36 No.51060193 Report Delete

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>>51059579
>tfw I look like jason stathom, only I'm skinny fat (chubbish)

I need to pump some iron.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:52:47 No.51060196 Report Delete

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>>51059387
How are they supposed to make money off you if they cure everything at once? This is why there will never be a cure for cancer or aids.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:55:36 No.51060236 Report Delete

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>>51059529
>What are hats for?

>>51059697
>Implying 99% of non-bald men don't look like beta cucks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:56:41 No.51060250 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51060341

Propecia user here.

My dick is working perfect and my hair looks great.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:58:57 No.51060289 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51060323

I've been using Rogaine since I started thinning and haven't had any dick problems. It also gave me a lush beard and a bunch of chest hair. It's worth a try.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:00:07 No.51060298 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51060342

>>51059387
soon m8
the Japanese are involved now
Western pharma has just been dicking around

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:00:12 No.51060300 Report Delete

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>>51059387
bro i ask myself this every day. i reckon i have about 5 years left until its too late

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:01:45 No.51060323 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51060341

>>51060289
I wasn't referring to rogaine, more specifically propecia and dutasteride, which have side effects like erectile dysfunction, watery semen, something to your breasts, depression, etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:02:59 No.51060341 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51060675

>>51060323
>>51060250 here
You're googling too much faggot. Just use it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:03:00 No.51060342 Report Delete

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>>51060298
Are you referring to that cell regeneration thing? I don't know how soon that'll take, and the FDA will probably make us wait 5 years extra.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:06:34 No.51060402 Report Delete

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>>51059697
Being fat or scrawny trumps it in the cuck category. Your ponytail and fedora won't save you :^]

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:23:42 No.51060675 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51060717 >>51061288

>>51060341
I'm just really cautious. If I lose my will to fap, I don't know how else I'll cope with stress or life.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:26:12 No.51060717 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51061270

>>51060675
Watch anime.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:28:20 No.51060746 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51060787

>>51059529
>Balding is the ultimate beta male look and usually deters women from men.
Which is of course untrue. Try going outside every now and then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:29:35 No.51060763 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51060787

Just accept that you aren't going to wear long hair.

t. 23 and seriously balding

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:31:03 No.51060787 Report Delete

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>>51060746
Women falling for wealthy balding men doesn't count.
>>51060763
>just accept it
Only betas accept things they think they can't change.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:34:48 No.51060843 Report Delete

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Get a hair transplant or take your inferior genes and fuck off

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:34:51 No.51060845 Report Delete

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:37:04 No.51060887 Report Delete

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It's not beta unless you keep try and keep it long. If you get a shorter cut you'll be fine. Just accept it, its cosmetic bullshit, at least you dont have aids or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:39:36 No.51060929 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51060986

nobody cares if you're bald as long as you keep your remaining hairs short

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:41:30 No.51060968 Report Delete

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>>51059387
Just go for the cadilac fins and stop worrying about your hair.

Invaders must DIE!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:42:14 No.51060986 Report Delete

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>>51060929
I care, and that matters the most. I simply don't like the bald look.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:43:10 No.51061002 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51061043 >>51061245 >>51061332

>implying you need to be good looking to pull of balding
>implying you need short hair to pull off balding

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:44:05 No.51061016 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51061073

Well I just turned 21 and my temples start showing, also I shed like crazy.

I've been looking into anti-balding meds, and there only seems to be 1 kind of cure, but it turns you into a literal beta since it's a tesosterone blocker.

The thing is: balding is not a disease, it's a genetical trait. It's very hard to make something appear while your body has been programmed to make it dissapear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:44:23 No.51061026 Report Delete

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>>51059810
Ive known a couple gals that just do wigs.

One was a weeb, the second was doing chemo and the third was goth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:45:32 No.51061042 Report Delete

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I wish I didn't have so much fucking hair, I look like chewbacca with a mane.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:45:33 No.51061043 Report Delete

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>>51061002
>look at this rockstar who is clearly an exception to the rule

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:47:08 No.51061073 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51061102

>>51061016
finasteride is the name of the anti-balding med I was refering too. If you start early enough it actually should work, but in reality I think the cost is just too great.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:48:31 No.51061091 Report Delete

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>>51060845
HOW DID HE DO THIS???

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:49:09 No.51061102 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51061123

>>51061073
That's why you get the generic brands, anon. Or at least when it comes to medicine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:50:26 No.51061123 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51061168

>>51061102
What do you mean? It doesn't depend on the brand, it's about how the medicine itself works.

It blocks tesosterone (which speeds baldness) so basically you end up with less tesosterone and more hair. Side effects might be: non functional dick, half functional dick, less muscle growth, muscle reduction, feeling weak, mood swings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:51:07 No.51061134 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51061158 >>51061362

RU 58841. Google it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:51:11 No.51061135 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51061166 >>51061168 >>51061217

>have no bald males in family
>however my hair is generally quite thin anyway

damnit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:52:31 No.51061158 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51061252

>>51061134
thanks for the virus, dickhead

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:53:21 No.51061166 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51061217

>>51061135
Thing I found out is that most people that bald early have very thick hair. Especially people with curls seem to lose their hair before 30.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:53:26 No.51061168 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51061207

>>51061123
I was referring to the price.
>>51061135
That's exactly what's happening to me. My situation isn't too bad, but my crown and temples are definitely showing early signs where it's a bit noticeable. I feel it's stress related. Might have had something to do with me browsing /pol/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:56:06 No.51061207 Report Delete

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>>51061168
Oh, yes obviously you just buy generic.
Also I'm in your exact same situation, I have amazingly nice thick hairs, and this summer I went on holiday and decided to get it extremely thinned out and cut short.

While on holiday a friend of mine noticed that my temples started showing, and ever since I've been stressed as fuck about it.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:56:39 No.51061217 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51061246

>>51061135

iktf

>>51061166

What's worse I'm losing it from top, there is literally nothing I can do to hide it. Only thing I can do is to shave.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:57:17 No.51061228 Report Delete

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My dad's side is all bald while my mom's side isn't. I wasn't sure which way I'd lean. Paid close attention over the past 6 years since high school and I'm just as thick as ever. My dad apparently started losing it in high school so I think I'm in the clear for now. If I lose it when I'm old I don't give a shit but I always feared I'd lose it in my 20s. My brother is in high school and starting to lose it though so I feel bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:57:31 No.51061231 Report Delete

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Well, I was always insecure about my hairline. And grew my hair very long and did it in awkward ways. People always loved my long hair.

Then one summer I buzzed it all off. Got a buzzcut. And damn, I found the cure to baldness. It looked awesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:58:19 No.51061245 Report Delete

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>>51061002
Sorry not everyone is a metal god.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:58:23 No.51061246 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51061300

>>51061217
No man, you still have years left. Don't fret.
My entire family follows the standard balding pattern, so I'm starting to thin out on front and my temples recide.

How old are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:58:36 No.51061252 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51061362

>>51061158
This stuff works without side effects. I'm not responsible for you mindlessly clicking some link, dickhead

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:59:20 No.51061270 Report Delete

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>>51060717
>feelio when watching moeshit screen goes black and see fat balding reflection staring back

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 17:00:25 No.51061288 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51061329

>>51060675
When you actively fap it sounds scary going without it but once the urge goes away you don't miss it because you don't even think about it. I do it much less now and I'm happier this way. I have much more control.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 17:00:58 No.51061300 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51061383

>>51061246

25, it's getting a lot of worse lately. It got like this in one fucking month, I was not balding before.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 17:01:07 No.51061302 Report Delete

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>both granddads didn't bald
>father didn't bald
I'm genetically secure

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 17:03:11 No.51061329 Report Delete

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>>51061288
But I actually LIKE fapping.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 17:03:21 No.51061332 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51061349 >>51061465

>>51061002
He's like 5'6" though

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 17:03:21 No.51061333 Report Delete

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Not tech you bald fucks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 17:04:34 No.51061349 Report Delete

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>>51061332
he's also dead
RIP in peace based metalgod
may your rainbow always shine in the dark

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 17:05:18 No.51061362 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>51061383

>>51061134
>>51061252
There's got to be some sort of catch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 17:06:11 No.51061373 Report Delete

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>>51059529
>Balding is the ultimate beta male look and usually deters women from men.
Yet it's caused by an excess of testosterone.
Also, I thought short cropped hair looking like on the right, even wet, was considered very thin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 17:06:47 No.51061383 Report Delete

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>>51061300
I'm sorry for you, but 25 is nice. I just turned 21 and think it's starting.

I saw pictures of my father holding me as a child, he was about 32 back then and still had so much hair like a Beatle. Why can't I have it..
>>51061362
1) it doesn't work
2) it makes you penis malfunction
as of now that's the two options there are.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 17:11:06 No.51061465 Report Delete

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>>51061332
Yup

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