>>51066470>>51066470You filthy PC plebs wouldn't understand the overwhelming feeling brought on from being an owner of the majestic device known as Mac.
Mac is not a thing, not a device, not a person. It is nothing yet everything. I tend to use God as an analogy. Mac and God tend to go hand in hand. Both are set on improving society and bring joy to people. They fulfill wishes, bring smiles to children, and provide Faith.
Faith is what you PC plebs lack. There is no proof for God, yet the majority of people believe in him. Chances are you do. Why can't you use this same Faith to believe in Mac? Mac shares the same ideals as God. In fact, many people have begun to merge God and Mac into one, known under the name as Mac.
Mac was chosen as it is similar to Om. Buddhists will be familiar what I am referring to. The simple act of saying the word "Mac" brings comfort, relief, and joy to ones self and those listening. It is a word that means everything good and defeats all that is evil.
This evil is you. Yes, you PC plebs. Our Lord and Savior Steve Jobs died at the Cancer for your sins. Because of you, The Lord perished. But save your lamenting, for he voluntarily died for your sins. He knows there is good in you. He knows that one day, you indeed will be a Mac.
Until that day I pray for you. Yes, I pray for my enemies unlike you vile demons. I pray that Steve Jobs may forgive you and your sins. I pray that you will discover the wonders of Mac.
I pray Mac.
