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>commit my project after a long day of work
>forget the -m
>motherfucking vim opens
>try typing in my commit message
>not really sure why every commit needs a message
>first half of the message cut off
>try to fix it
>nope.jpg
>give up on this shitty editor and try to quit
>ctrl-c
>does nothing
>close the command line
>"can't quit without closing vim"
>ctrl-alt-delete
>"can't open task manager while command line is running"
>text disappears, replaced with color ASCII animation of hitler
>try to shut down
>"shutdown interrupted. quit command line and try again"
>hitler starts laughing at me. all my icons have been replaced with swastikkas
>hold down power button
>pull away in pain. thumb covered in a huge blister
>Hitler's laughs reverberates like the voice of the legion.
>pull the plug
>the laughing stops. I breath a sigh of relief
>large metal hand wraps around my neck
>black out
>wake up with my asshole bleeding

See, this is why I just use sublime