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Times your love for hentai has gotten you in trouble

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 00:37:09 No.4089001 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>4089223 >>4089862 >>4089892 >>4090308 >>4090313 >>4090437 >>4090644 >>4090694

>first day of 8th grade, 2007
>we're asked to fill out these stupid surveys and read them to the class so we can "get to know eachother"
>standard stuff, favorite food, tv show, sport, video game
>food: Ramen
>tv show: Robot chicken
>sport: Baseball
>write down "Rapelay" for favorite video game
>teacher tells my parents
>have to go to counseling for two years
Anyone else get caught enjoying hentai and have people freak the fuck out over it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 00:43:43 No.4089010 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>4089058 >>4090445

no im not fucking autistic

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 00:51:37 No.4089015 Report Delete

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Anon, that's pretty autistic tbh

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 01:11:16 No.4089024 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>4089028

2015 isn't 2007

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 01:15:07 No.4089028 Report Delete

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>>4089024
That's a really good point

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 01:32:55 No.4089043 Report Delete

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Did you have to give out a description?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 01:54:16 No.4089058 Report Delete

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>>4089010
>>4089010

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 11:08:42 No.4089223 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>4089631 >>4089634 >>4090447 >>4090742

>>4089001
When I was 13 I got in trouble for looking at hentai on my computer. Apparently whenever I was at school My step dad would go look through my search history. One day I came back and I was given a long talk on why porn isn't okay. To this day I don't understand why because my step dad bought me porn magazines.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:27:02 No.4089630 Report Delete

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My friend and I putting Hentai on a bunch of computers at my school. We got busted but it was worth it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:31:20 No.4089631 Report Delete

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>>4089223
I legitimately laughed at this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:42:15 No.4089634 Report Delete

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>>4089223
parents try to enforce moral standards but they're people too, in the end

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:42:39 No.4089635 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>4089814

>I tell my Mum my disapproval on British porn law
>"like your Japanese stuff"
>Live in America anyway where the good stuff is legal.

My mother had a laugh at my expense once, but I didn't get into any trouble just a little embarrassment. Just had to say I would have to wipe my phone and computer if I ever intended to go back to England else I would end up in jail.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:43:42 No.4089636 Report Delete

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>being drunk with friends and family
>tell them i like drawing hentai grills
>not knowing what hentai was
>being a proud shitty artist
>get braggy and tell them it's anime porn and im say im a pro at it
>get laughed at and dehumanized for it
>anon dont care though

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 08:09:15 No.4089814 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>4089856 >>4090321

>>4089635
People are overreacting like fucktards over this. No, you won't go to prison for having loli shit on your phone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 11:22:41 No.4089856 Report Delete

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>>4089814
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/manga-anime-fans-warned-after-british-man-convicted-possessing-cartoon-child-porn-1471040

9 months in prison. I know that sounds light from an American point of view, but this isn't a joke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 11:54:00 No.4089862 Report Delete

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>>4089001
best girl

>be me
>middle school
>have flash drive that i got from christmas
>didn't know how to find porn
>playing on a flash game website and notice an gif ad with ecchi pics
>saved it onto my flash drive because horny
>sister needs to use computer one day
>flashdrive plugged in
>"Anon what is this?"
>file explorer opens to place where i saved pic
>thumbnail showing
>i act like i don't know someone put it on my flash drive without me knowing

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 13:26:06 No.4089892 Report Delete

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>>4089001
>Share my external hard drive with fem anon
>Talking on the phone with her later
>"Ok, Anon, so you left the files where?"
>"Look for "o3o" document. Yeah, o - three - o... Inside of it."
>"Is it this one? "Otome Dori 2"?"
>"Otom... OH FUCK"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 13:40:52 No.4089899 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>4089901 >>4090300 >>4090666

I was like 14 and my stepdad caught me jerkin it to Hentai, he just laughs and says you're lucky it was me and not your mom who caught you. He tells me that she had caught him with porn on his history and screamed at him and broke down crying. (He actually got caught watching porn once again later and it led to divorce because my mom felt he was "cheating" on her)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 13:43:19 No.4089901 Report Delete

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>>4089899
>He actually got caught watching porn once again later and it led to divorce because my mom felt he was "cheating" on her.

WTF. I didn't think people could be this sensitive. I feel sorry for him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 00:43:51 No.4090300 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>4090305 >>4090306 >>4090545

>>4089899
My mother is actually like that, as well. She despises porn, and from what it sounds like sometimes, sex in general. My dad used to look at porn all the time but never deleted his history until later (but then, when the history was completely wiped that was a sure sign he was looking at porn) and my mom caught him constantly because of it. It resulted in a lot of arguments and fights, and a lot of awkwardness around the house. Eventually the history showed him going to a lot of adult dating sites and "find women in your area" type sites, and he started going out to "run errands", only to be gone for several hours at a time. There's no proof he's been doing anything bad, but I think it's pretty obvious, especially the way he gets all shifty and avoids the subject and whatnot when mom or myself ask him where he's been.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 00:53:07 No.4090305 Report Delete

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>>4090300
I would to if I had to deal with a prude like your mother.

Sex is an integral part of a relationship. Any one who says otherwise is a retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 00:54:13 No.4090306 Report Delete

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>>4090300
It's something else when people cheat for real compared to porn, though. Did your mom confront him about sleeping with other women? That's way worse than browsing porn.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 00:57:16 No.4090308 Report Delete

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>>4089001
>Years ago
>Chatting with friend on msn
>browsing some hentai at the same time
>one of the pictures was on the clipboard
>was going to share a link with her
>CTRL+V
>gigantic tits picture was still on the clipboard instead of the link
>one of the most embarrasing days of my life
>"i-i think my pc has a virus, wtf"

Posting random picture because of /h/

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 01:06:29 No.4090313 Report Delete

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>>4089001
Are you retarded? Did you really think that was an ok thing to do?

I learned my lesson
>Talks to cute as fuck girl that I was friends with from high school
>3 years after graduation still talks a lot
>we share porn ideas, and stories of our sex lives
>i have a crush on her
>I'm also a crossdresser
>I share trap and crossdresser hentai
>she loves it, and is a yaoi fangirl
>I come out to her as a cd
>Suddenly my like of cd hentai seems "fucked up"
>probably thinks I'm gay as fuck
>stops talking to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 01:10:09 No.4090318 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>4090320

>>4090313
But
>she loves it, and is a yaoi fangirl

Isn't her behavior totally hypocritical?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 01:12:48 No.4090320 Report Delete

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>>4090318
Yes. It was. And it bummed the shit out of me. I thought, ok, she's into yaoi, so she should be fine with this. And she was bisexual herself. I thought it was a slam dunk.

women.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 01:13:22 No.4090321 Report Delete

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>>4089814
>>4089856

Parts of the States have similar laws and so do we in Canada.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 01:38:58 No.4090342 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>4090369

>>4090320

Yep. Gotta be fucking them before you reveal anything out of the ordinary or they'll just run away, rather than merely being likely to leave ya.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 02:01:08 No.4090355 Report Delete

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what did you think would happen.

also, your favorite? it's not even an especially high quality h game

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 02:04:24 No.4090356 Report Delete

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what the hell did they have to tell you that took 2 years?
>"rape is bad, 'mkay?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 02:59:49 No.4090369 Report Delete

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>>4090342
Yep. I thought it was so sure, because she's told me some kinky shit she's into. But yeah. Never letting my guard down again

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 06:09:33 No.4090408 Report Delete

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 08:04:19 No.4090437 Report Delete

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>>4089001
You put down rapelay as your favorite game? Nigga you needed that help.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 08:46:41 No.4090445 Report Delete

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>>4089010
I'd have to disagree with you on that one, OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 08:47:47 No.4090447 Report Delete

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>>4089223
Because he wanted you looking at 3d porn instead

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 11:25:37 No.4090529 Report Delete

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>>4090408

Greven

Greven Wed 28 Oct 2015 11:29:40 No.4090531 Report Delete

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HAHAHAHAHAAH, Hur fan lyckas du?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 12:14:24 No.4090545 Report Delete

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>>4090300
that' why you download another browser and watch porn on that or instead of deleting ALL your history just delete the porn sites individually,Even make a different user and go on that watch porn then delete that account.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 12:51:07 No.4090554 Report Delete

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>>4090529
Can someone translate this? Looks like Danish to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 13:20:51 No.4090575 Report Delete

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>>4090529
>>4090554

Swedish.
"Hi! You got something to tell us? Fridge turned off. /Daddy"

I guess the fridge part is quite unrelated. Not some kind of punishment for the magazines, as some would believe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 13:34:06 No.4090580 Report Delete

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>>4090529
"Do you have something to tell me? The fridge is turned off. //Dad"

Somebody fucked up, real bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 14:26:54 No.4090596 Report Delete

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>>4090580
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 14:52:20 No.4090618 Report Delete

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>>4090408
That´s the funniest thing I have seen in weeks.
Thanks you.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:02:11 No.4090644 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>4090703 >>4091026

>>4089001
Was browsing hentai the night before I had class, and I somehow save a picture to google drive without noticing. Next day I show up and I go to open my project (I'm in a graphic design class) and a big ass thumbnail of the pic shows up on the big ass monitor. I closed it out like a second later, don't think anyone next to me noticed but I heard the TA mumbling and going "Oh my god, did you see that?" Can't look her in the eye anymore

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:35:32 No.4090666 Report Delete

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>>4089899
Your mom sounds fucking insane.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 17:23:40 No.4090694 Report Delete

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>>4089001
Why the fuck would you ever write down Rapelay

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 17:35:30 No.4090703 Report Delete

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>>4090644
10/10, dying of laughter

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 18:34:40 No.4090742 Report Delete

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>>4089223
Either this >>4090447
Or you mom found out too, and he was just trying to cover his own ass by disciplining you because she wanted him to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 18:36:50 No.4090744 Report Delete

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>>4090369
She was probably just saying she was "bi" for attention, bro. Typical.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:05:15 No.4090995 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>4090996 >>4091006 >>4091027

>>4090306
Well, I'm not always there for every conversation they have, but I don't think she's outright said she thinks he's cheating on him. She's told me before, though, that while she won't leave him she doesn't love him at all anymore.. which was a pretty dang awkward conversation itself. Only reason I' posting about it here, besides the fact that someone else brought up a similar issue first, is because I have no one else to talk to and I guess I just thought telling other people would make me feel better about the situation

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:08:45 No.4090996 Report Delete

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>>4090995
I see. Well, I'm interested.
Why won't she leave him if she doesn't love him at all? Because of you? Or is it for money reasons?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:39:11 No.4091006 Report Delete

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>>4090995
Sorry anon, that's a really lousy situation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:09:27 No.4091025 Report Delete

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>>4089634
Enforce? direct, more like

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:14:22 No.4091026 Report Delete

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>>4090644
This is my greatest fear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:16:34 No.4091027 Report Delete

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>>4090995
Honestly, talking to someone has helped me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:35:03 No.4091044 Report Delete

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>8th grade
>RapeLay

Fuck I'm getting old.

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