>Am Emergency Room Nurse (...yep. guys do it.)
>Elderly female admitted
>Massive anal prolapse
>Most of her bowel hanging out on a wet towel on EMS gurney
>WTF!!!
>Take history from her.
>Said she did extreme anal insertions. Husband "trained" her since the early 80's.
>Did some porn. He divorced her. She was left with destroyed lower colon and sphincter.
>Became addicted to the stretch. Bottles, cans, and massive toys. Routinely wore and oversized bath plug during normal household duties.
>Ended up losing most of lower bowel and now has colostomy.
>Remember to play safe kids.
