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Share your grindr experience

noko Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:10:02 No.1249176 View Reply Report Delete

Hey, I'be been thinkin bout hookin up with this cute guy off grindr, but I'm very inexperienced, and need some stories. Good bad whatever. Convince me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:31:06 No.1249186 Report Delete

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Unless you wanna fuck, all the good and cute dudes won't be interested in anything else.

My turnover rate (meaning meet ups) is pretty bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:40:38 No.1249188 Report Delete

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I met a guy on grindr. We had common things to talk about so after chatting for a while we met in real life to drink a coffee. While we were in cafe he loudly said that he was heterophobic. After that we left and i never talked to him again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:54:52 No.1249196 Report Delete

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I actually lucked out with grindr, I lost my virginity to a guy on from there when I was 18. He was a bit older, but really patient, capable of holding up a conversation, and insisted on me staying the night the first time I ever went over. We never ended up dating because the age difference between us was like 9 years, but we're still talk from time to time, and he'll always be important to me for giving me the best sexual debut possible. If that makes sense, haha.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:56:27 No.1249197 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>1249198 >>1249367

Be me goodlooking 37 look younger
curious str8 masculine & fit with tan
after 2 years str8 decided to load Grindr on phone
Be me fu*kiN horned to the max
connect with 2mtr tall blond little chubby guy
arrives at mine and we get naked but he keeps shorts on
im 150% hard n wanting to do 69 right now !!
he takes me softly and knocks away my hand
im gagging for full on pounding the walls & annoying the next room ( hotel )
I reach down and touch 3 inch -- thinking im not turning him on
he's erect to max and dosnt want to be touched
suckes me to completion but im now 70% n droppin excitement
he pulls himself off and i wonder wtf i got myself into
lost heart after shooting the less than normal load
say goodbye - gutted no passion was involved and i never got to suck
Be me and get used by slut for a quick bj
Boring & im now looking again for the buzz

Renagami !!NMm9f/2IOtP

Renagami !!NMm9f/2IOtP Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:03:31 No.1249198 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>1249207 >>1249220

>>1249197
>I
>Don't
>Know
>How
>To
>Green
>Text
>,
>Please
>God
>Help
>These
>Poor
>Creature

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:16:33 No.1249207 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>1249210

>>1249198
Be me using a Russian laptop with Russian keys
Be me and read the instructions for Green text
No arrow for green text on keyboard !!

Be you and use bad English
" Help THESE poor creature "
Be you and not read the thread about Grindr experiences
Be you and build a tent in a field

Renagami !!NMm9f/2IOtP

Renagami !!NMm9f/2IOtP Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:20:41 No.1249210 Report Delete

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>>1249207
copy and paste anon-kun.
try character map or atleast figure something out....

Jynx

Jynx Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:35:22 No.1249220 Report Delete

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>>1249210
>>1249198
>he trips on /hm/
Don't chat shit about the other guy when you're no better, newfag.

Renagami !!NMm9f/2IOtP

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Renagami !!NMm9f/2IOtP Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:43:03 No.1249224 Report Delete

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>>1249220
bu... but... I'm not trying to be better

Jynx

Jynx Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:46:16 No.1249226 Report Delete

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>>1249224
Oh... Pls don't pull by guilt strings

and stop tripping on /hm/

Renagami !!NMm9f/2IOtP

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Renagami !!NMm9f/2IOtP Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:05:03 No.1249238 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>1249247

>>1249226
>Oh... Pls don't pull by guilt strings
hm.. Okay
>and stop tripping on /hm/
No

But do not fret my condolences.
I for now stop with my shit posting for today

Jynx

Jynx Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:11:46 No.1249247 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>1249259

>>1249238
>he still trips on /hm/
Please respect board culture.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:24:55 No.1249252 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>1249279

Just made a Grindr yesterday. Not a single cute twink in 150km. Back to fapping i guess.
There's one who I would mayyyybe kinda fuck but it says he's looking for friends/dates, and I only want sex
>mfw

Krasnak

Krasnak Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:40:01 No.1249259 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>1249276 >>1249288

>>1249247
At least he's not a filthy Turkish shitskin like someone here...

Jynx

Jynx Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:20:47 No.1249276 Report Delete

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>>1249259
Sorry Andrew <3

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:24:23 No.1249279 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>1249289 >>1249365

>>1249252
>it says he's looking for friends/dates

a lot of guys on grindr say this in their profiles (i guess in case their mom or friends see it?) but they are totally DTF, just chat with them for a few minutes after sending them a nice face pic and let them make the first move. they will be asking for dick pics in about 5 minutes. i love fucking these guys because they aren't as openly sleazy as some of the others.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:33:24 No.1249288 Report Delete

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>>1249259

Mad or naw?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:37:39 No.1249289 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>1249307 >>1249391

>>1249279
talking and being social is far from my forte. i could just ask him if he wants to put it in my butt, tho im still not sure if i find him attractive, would have to ask for more pics
is there some kind of etiquette in this board about posting pics of other people or may i post his profile pic here?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:07:22 No.1249307 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>1249314 >>1249391

>>1249289

Go ahead, show us

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:15:15 No.1249314 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>1249325 >>1249391

>>1249307
suddenly he doesnt appear anymore kek
also why the fuck are people talking to me even though i havent even uploaded a pic or anything what the hell

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:27:59 No.1249325 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>1249332

>>1249314
They are bots, like 90% of the good looking profiles in grindr.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:33:16 No.1249330 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>1249335 >>1249346 >>1249358

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:37:37 No.1249332 Report Delete

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>>1249325
None of them are good looking so i guess im safe then

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:51:13 No.1249335 Report Delete

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>>1249330
i kek'd

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:10:09 No.1249346 Report Delete

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>>1249330

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:22:29 No.1249349 Report Delete

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>>1249176
I used it a lot some months ago.
Only for sex. Different guys, every time a new story
Until I met the guy who is now my boyfriend.
Dunno what happenend

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:30:16 No.1249351 Report Delete

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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:46:48 No.1249358 Report Delete

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>>1249330
TERRIBLE.

kek'd hard tbh fam

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:59:07 No.1249364 Report Delete

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>>1249351
Lel.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:59:50 No.1249365 Report Delete

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>>1249279
>>it says he's looking for friends/dates
>a lot of guys on grindr say this in their profiles (i guess in case their mom or friends see it?) but they are totally DTF

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:00:43 No.1249367 Report Delete

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>>1249197
>Be me goodlooking 37 look younger
>curious str8 masculine & fit with tan

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:02:39 No.1249369 Report Delete

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:06:24 No.1249372 Report Delete

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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:12:53 No.1249377 Report Delete

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>>1249372
>tfw i could just start convos with this but for some reason it sounds retarded in my native language to me (everything does really) and causes me to have anxiety

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:13:13 No.1249378 Report Delete

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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:16:54 No.1249380 Report Delete

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But seriously, seeing how there's not a single guy i'd fuck in a few hundred km made me question my sexuality. I thought maybe I'm 98% straight. Then I watch other threads in this board and I start thinking I might even prefer men over women. In the end I guess I just have really high standards for men.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:32:13 No.1249389 Report Delete

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>>1249369
EPIC rage faces! xD
Gold and upvotes for you dear sir. I am going to submit this to /r/4chan, i suspect it will make the front page!!!

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:34:11 No.1249391 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>1249415 >>1249417

>>1249289
>>1249307
>>1249314
appeared again

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:30:56 No.1249412 Report Delete

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>>1249369
Le epin maymays xD

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:41:31 No.1249415 Report Delete

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>>1249391

He looks horny.
Is he talking to you?
Wait for him to make the first sexual comment.
Play it slow and cool.
You got this, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:47:35 No.1249417 Report Delete

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>>1249391
lol... that guy's from my area

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