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Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2015 03:46:32 No.456002 View Reply Report Delete

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It is SEPTEMBER 30TH, the day before 4chan's birthday. Mandated lurking day is off, despite it not being enforced any more these days. That is the day most children look forward to, but the night is what ALL children are excited about. Tomorrow night is the much anticipated BIRTHDAY FESTIVAL.

Before we can begin our little game:

Are you a BOY or a GIRL?

(All command prompts must be in greentext. Commands are first come first serve.)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2015 12:04:51 No.456033 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>456041

>Girl

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2015 14:23:42 No.456041 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>456043

>>456033
You are a little girl, age of 8.
It is 6:30 AM, you waken to your fathers' call downstairs.
He is most likely going to bribe you into actually going to school today.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2015 15:03:40 No.456043 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>456051

>>456041

>Rub your eyes a bunch to make them red, and pretend you're sick. Fuck school, yo.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2015 15:53:45 No.456051 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>456054

>>456043
You rubbed your eyes until they turn red and sore-like as you heard footsteps come closer to your room. Your father leans in at your door.

"Hey, I told you to come downstairs for breakfa-"
"..."
".. Are you okay? Your eyes are red.."

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2015 16:41:14 No.456054 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>456079

>>456051
>Pretend cough. Make your father worry.

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Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2015 17:57:04 No.456079 Report Delete

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>>456054
You gave a pretty believable pretend cough. Success! He looks very worried.
"Ah, you caught something, huh?"
"And on the day before the festival too..."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2015 17:58:46 No.456080 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>456081 >>456083

"... But you don't feel warm or feverish."
He's going to start doubting you. Quick. make it believable!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2015 18:03:34 No.456081 Report Delete

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>>456080

Forced projectile vomiting

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2015 18:05:47 No.456082 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>456094

>lose 6-0

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2015 18:06:07 No.456083 Report Delete

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>>456080
>Get your first period.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2015 19:09:15 No.456094 Report Delete

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>>456082
Well, your attempt at being sick didn't work. This is the 6th time you lost to him.

"..."
"You weren't really sick, were you?"
"..."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2015 19:10:38 No.456095 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>456097

"Get dressed and come see me downstairs."
He left, but he didn't sound too happy about you pretending to be sick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2015 20:02:03 No.456097 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>456098

>>456095
>tell him I'm not coming down and to suck a chode.

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Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2015 20:38:30 No.456098 Report Delete

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>>456097
>I'M NOT COMING DOWN
>GO SUCK A CHODE!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2015 20:39:42 No.456099 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>456101

"You have FIVE MINUTES before I come up and drag you down the stairs~! "

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2015 20:47:54 No.456101 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>456102

>>456099
>Go back to the room and strip down to your underwear and head down stairs. Tell your father that he should know that a lady needs more than 5 minutes to get ready.

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Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2015 21:24:08 No.456102 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>456111

>>456101
"OKAY FINE!"
"YOU HAVE -10 MINUTES- TO GET DRESSED NOW GO!"
Is 10 minutes enough time for you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2015 21:46:42 No.456107 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>456113

>No

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2015 22:11:04 No.456111 Report Delete

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>>456102

Put on clothes like your father asked. Make sure you bring your magic eight ball for those tough decisions and fill your left pocket with sand. All of this is completely logical, and is part of how any normal child prepares for school.

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Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2015 22:32:29 No.456113 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>456116

>>456107
"Fine! 15 minutes and no more than that!"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2015 22:35:01 No.456114 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>456115 >>456117

Okay, time to pick out something decent to wear so your dad won't end up bringing out the wooden spoon on you.

(Draw an outfit, of course.)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2015 22:36:05 No.456115 Report Delete

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>>456114
Kill la kill outfit to look cool at school

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2015 22:40:55 No.456116 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>456123

>>456113

>Get dressed and hear the man out. He hasn't exactly said anything about school yet.

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Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2015 22:41:08 No.456117 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>456123

>>456114
>Look as edgy as possible

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Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2015 23:16:02 No.456123 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>456116
>>456117
You reach down the stairs, clothed this time. Your father sits at the table with the kitchen lit up behind him.

"Oh, there you are-"
"..."
"Aren't you a little young to enter the edgy phase?"
"..."
"Nevermind, just take a seat."

This seems serious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2015 23:27:15 No.456128 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>456131

>>456125
>Sit down

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Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2015 23:34:57 No.456129 Report Delete

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I masturbate furiously.

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Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2015 23:35:39 No.456131 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>456132

>>456128
"SO."
"I know how adamant you are about avoiding school."

"But I think I have an offer you can't refuse. Hear me out on this."

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2015 23:38:57 No.456132 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>456139

>>456131
>Sigh and fold your arms, then lean back and hear what Dad has to say.

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Anonymous Fri 02 Oct 2015 01:39:49 No.456139 Report Delete

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>>456132
"Alright, I got your attention. Good."
"Now, I'm sure you're sick of hearing about school this, school that."
"But you can't stay home forever. You'll eventually need to go out and explore."
"And I think school is perfect for that."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 02 Oct 2015 01:43:27 No.456140 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>456142 >>456152 >>456212 >>456256

Your father brought up a box from under the table, and set it on the surface.
"I offer not only an allowance for this year's Birthday Festival."
"I will offer an allowance of 2,500 INTERNETS for the festival EVERY year."
"And in addition of the internets offer. I will offer this expensive, delicate item that is in this box."

"Go on, take a peak."

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Oct 2015 01:51:50 No.456142 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>456269

>>456140
>Tug on the front of your shirt and ask if Repentless is in the box

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Oct 2015 05:21:45 No.456152 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>456140
Inside the box is the last trollface in existence

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Oct 2015 08:20:22 No.456212 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>456140
Is an old banhammer.
You through he had disposed of it after getting the shiny golden one...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Oct 2015 22:12:38 No.456256 Report Delete

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>>456140
>The Ancient Banhammer of WT Snacks lies inside.

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Anonymous Sat 03 Oct 2015 23:49:42 No.456269 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>456270 >>456310

>>456142
He starting to look nervous.
"... You.."
".. Y-you can find out if you agree to attend school."
"For now on."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Oct 2015 23:56:18 No.456270 Report Delete

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>>456269
>Blow out hot air out of your nose. You could buy the album from a more reliable source, anyways.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Oct 2015 10:32:57 No.456310 Report Delete

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>>456269
>Stare directly at him
>This is a goddamn trap and you know it, better pressure him.
>... No but seriously, what benefits will this bring to me if, hypothetically, I accept to go back to school right now?

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