>>50106675Hey Faggots,
My name is Simeon, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are heathen, slovenly peons who spend every second of their day looking at Byzantine miniatures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any victories against the Magyars? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to figurines of Slavic goddesses.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I hit the Golden Gate of Constantinople with my spear, and started my own dynasty. What literary schools have you started, other than “jack off to Papal scribblings”? I also established the capital of Preslav, and have a banging hot new province (She just sent me tribute; Shit was SO cash). You are all bogomils who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch