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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little leno? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my Cursus Honorum in the Legio II Augustus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret incursio on Parthia, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in testudo warfare and I’m the top triarii in the entire 3rd Cohort. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Terra, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the forum? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of frumentarii across the Imperium and your domus is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. May barbarians invade your personal space. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Exercitus Romanus and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable asinus off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn irrumator. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
