>Be American
>Go to one of the many world-class universities in the world
>Get top tier education
>Get extremely well paying job
>Purchase sizable plot of land and build house for a tenth the cost of a European counterpart
>Watch loli while polishing my gun collection with absolutely no fucks given*
>Live a happy, fulfilled life*
*Not applicable in the following shitholes: Massachusetts, New York, Illinois, and California