>>49956716Full retard orthography.
Retarded conjugations. Put put put put pudding.
Retarded plural and genitive, i mean what the fuck.
Need to compound plain old present tense. I don't know of a single other language on this earth that requires this.
No regular usage of prefixes like virtually every other language does. Anti-, be-, em-, de-, r(e)-, av-, for-, på-, u(n)-, in-, a-, etc.etc. Instead a fucking pissload of extra vocabulary with no apparent logical relation to other vocabulary just to make your language fucked up to learn.
Can't compound words in writing.
Still have a nominative/dative distinction in some pronouns, but only some. 2nd person missing pronouns entirely. Distinction is only decorative, never useful.
Certain common, very useful words, that are present in all surrounding languages are inexplicably missing. E.g. equivalents to words like "slik" ("like that" / "in that way" / french Ainsi ) and "jo" (refuting a negative)
Can invert sentence structure when asking questions, but only for a small very specific set of verbs ( do you... have you... are you... can you... )