We know the score. Britain keeps exporting terrorists and Canada has gone hyper-socialist right on one border while Mexico invades from the other.

China challenges our naval patrols and Russia nips at our air-space. The only places that dont have bombings have beheadings, and Yurp is going caliphate.

People always trying to take our stuff. Skulking along our borders, creeping into our waters, lurking in our air-space. Trying to take our stuff. Well, they can't have it. They aren't getting our stuff.

I guess this was inevitable. There's no way around it now. Earth is attacking the US and there is only one way to save ourselves.

We're simply going to have declare war on everyone.

And that's that.