>>49987211A turban wearing, Muslim Moro studies professor and insurgent was teaching a class on Asian History
'Before the class begins, you must get on your knees know that there is only one God and Muhammad is his prophet and that the Bangsamoro is never part of the Philippines as it was never conquered by Spain."
At this moment, a brave, catholic, Filipino Marine Recon Scout Sniper who has served 1500 rotations in Mindanao and understood the necessity of continued war against the MNLF/MILF/Abu Sayyaf/BIFF held up a Filipino flag.
"Pare, tang ina, What do the three stars on this symbolize?"
The arrogant professor smirked jihadly and smugly replied "Luzon, Visayas, and Mindanao you kaffir."
"Indeed. Luzon, Visayas, and Mindanao. Despite your honorless antics, your hostage taking, and banditry, we still accept you as Filipinos, as our brothers and sisters."
The Professor was visibly shaken and dropped his Chinese M16 knockoff and copy of the Quran. He stormed out of the room and surrendered to government authorities.
The students applauded with a big "mabuhay!" and all signed up with the Nacionalista party that day. A carabao named "IBASURA ANG PEACE PROCESS" lumbered into the room and mooed proudly at the Filipino flag. The Lupang Hinirang was sung several times, and the Jose Rizal himself showed up and enacted the formal territorial claiming of the Borneo and the Spratly Islands.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died after being interrogated in Campo Crame, wherein he gave all the vital information necessary in ending the Moro Insurgency once and for all.
Mabuhay ang Pilipinas!
