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>sitting around at work, slow day
>manager tells me there's a new guy coming in today to sign his work agreement
>apparently he was really eager for the job
>guy comes in and he sits down with the manager in the boardroom
>not much to do so I watch
>"alright mate just sign here and we'll start you off"
>the new guy takes out a fucking pencil
>manager stops him and tells him he needs to sign with a pen
>new guy starts to look worried, looks around for some reason
>slowly picks up pen from the desk
>as soon as he makes mark on the paper the manager fucking tackles him
>door slams open and a few police rush in
>they cuff the new guy and haul him out
>manager reveals that he was undercover and thanks us for our cooperation
>I pass out after he leaves because I've been using a counterfeit pen license the last 10 years
I was this fucking close to prison mates. Do they have those in your cunt?
>manager tells me there's a new guy coming in today to sign his work agreement
>apparently he was really eager for the job
>guy comes in and he sits down with the manager in the boardroom
>not much to do so I watch
>"alright mate just sign here and we'll start you off"
>the new guy takes out a fucking pencil
>manager stops him and tells him he needs to sign with a pen
>new guy starts to look worried, looks around for some reason
>slowly picks up pen from the desk
>as soon as he makes mark on the paper the manager fucking tackles him
>door slams open and a few police rush in
>they cuff the new guy and haul him out
>manager reveals that he was undercover and thanks us for our cooperation
>I pass out after he leaves because I've been using a counterfeit pen license the last 10 years
I was this fucking close to prison mates. Do they have those in your cunt?
