OK, I was down at the fishing hole today (I live in a mountainous coastal location with some of the best steelhead fishing in the world) I come across (I think) Germanbro. He's also working the same stream but on the other side.

All of a sudden Germanbro reels in, sets his rod down, goes about 6' back into the trees, drops trou, and squats.

Ever the kind American local yokel, I ask (he's not far away at all, 20' maybe) if he has toilet paper. "Nope!" I ask if he needs some - I carry TP, water, a handgun, GPS, waterproof ham radio, food, you name it. "No thank you!" he earnestly says.

So now I'm like, what do we have some kind of serial masturbator here? Is he going to get into the creek with his shitty ass (I would have objected, and it's illegal technically anyway)? Nope, he was just peeing. Tinkling really.

I was astonished and got in my truck and drove away.

So here's the deal /int: If you're in the USA and you go to a private or public restroom, and you feel the desire to sit on the toilet, nobody will ever really know or care. But if you're out in the woods and you pee squatting you look like the biggest damned faggots in the world.