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/cum/ Canada-US-Mexico

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>>>/cum/

>Strongest general on /int/ for 68 years and counting

>Highest GDP on /int/

>Worth 51% of the /int/ economy

>Largest getsquad in the world

>Has military bases on 1/3rd of /int/

>Highest concentration of extra-flag technology on /int/

>30 years technologically superior to any other opposing general's military on /int/

>Only general that has the industrial and technological capacity to mass produce city and regional flags

>Developing a new generation of memes

>Only general to have three official non-meme languages

>Only general with a private sector actively working in space

>/int/ center of the arts, humanities, education, finance, commerce, business, warfare, technology, industry, culture, politics and communication

>Owns the most full country members in the Anglo World

>Won the /int/ Banter Wars singlehandedly

>Never lost a war in its 237 year history (/brit/ didn't win; look at them and look at /cum/ now; same with /lat/ in 1812)

>Leader of /int/

Don't like us? No problem.

At the end of the day, you are all /cum/rades. The Facebook you use (obviously we're too smart to use that botnet)? /cum/. Google? /cum/. Apple? /cum/. Microsoft? /cum/. Every other thing on the planet except for putting words on pictures? /cum/ You follow our elections (inb4 "I don't"; oh, really? You don't know whether face or scrubmaster won?) You watch our movies and television shows. You wear our clothes. You copy our vernacular. You access /cum/ threads. You copy our leaf and our anime. You read our books, ponder our art, use our weapons, drive the car which we invented. The /int/ economy is based on /cum/ dubs. Our military maintains bases on your soil. When our King speaks, you listen.

You are ALL /cum/rades.