>>50001836Malik sat behind his mother's laptop, encrouching on his neighbor's wireless network, with a shit-eating grin on his face. He was fully aware of what he was doing; he knew that the Americans were triggered by sensitive social topics that generally sparked controversial topics.
As his dirty fingernails tapped against keyboard, he laid one shitpost after another, despite his lack of historical knowledge. As a welcomed immigrant into this new land, it didn't matter what he knew, the country was going to cater to his every need anyway. They would serve him tea, accept him into social clubs based on which football team he favored, and disease-ridden slags with crooked teeth would still tongue the head of his dark, uncircumcised penis. Malik loved himself a cheap, dirty slag, especially when they were caked with cheap makeup and reaked of Caffrey's.
"Look at them squirm," he thought scratching his unkept nest of black pubic hairs. Hell, we just behead the homos, that's how you keep them in line. After spurting some more meme lines, Malik felt content with his shitposting. He felt as though he did Britian a favor, though he still hated each and every one of those pale-skinned faggots. "I don't even know who King George is," he laughed to himself.
With contempt, he lambasted the American president about his race despite his own dark skin and wondered, "if that monkey was in Britian, would they give him everything too?" He considered taking this to /pol/, but realized it was almost 6pm and it was time to heckle a street vendor for some free food, as he was so ethnically inclined to do.
