Bonjour mon amis. Mon name is Pierre, and I wish to talk of ze glorious land zat is France. If all ze world was a body, and Europe its 'ead, France would be ze shining jewel on ze crown atop zat 'ead. We are ze second most important country in ze world and ze most important 'istorically. Now, listen to me speak ze language d'love.

Oui oui, c'est la vie baguette. Sacre bleu, mon omelette du fromage.