>>5002631420000 years ago from planet Kekkonen left a spaceship full of Finns looking for new place live in. After 3 months, 21 days, 14 hours and some minutes of traveling the emptiness of space with supersanic speed they found pale blue dot, which was filled with these weird looking beings. So Finns ascended to the planet and the great leader Spaceus-Khanus said "Panokset kovenee, tonniviissataa tai me jäädään asumaan tänne" which roughly translates to "It's cold, we like it here" so the proud alien race of Finns had integrated themselves with the planet. But to make sure they wouldn't attract unwanted attention they had to get rid of all technology and start living like cavemen along side with homo sapiens (fug u, u r homo). And ever since the mighty race of Finns haven't impacted the path of humanity and rather have been distant viewers at the side of history, waiting for the moment when humanity is ready to ascend to next level of conciousness, alas it has yet to happen.
Believe me this is true story, my grandma was on that space ship.
