American iPhone changed my life. Before owning this wonderful product my life was sad.
I was thin and totally stupid and ugly I spent my day playing a PS3/PS4 and masturbate (minimum 3 times a day), in school everything went wrong I had to miss my exams and retrofits arrived ... My social life was close to the nothingness, I dropped my last several months because I do not want to come on facebook, there was a girl I liked but I treated her like crap ( I saw her smile and when I arrived in the room, her smile stopped)
But two weeks ago I decided to put all my savings in a 6s iPhone (yeah In six months cut off from the world I had the time needed to save 500 euros) with just a small subscription I thought it would be cool to not annoy me in the metro (and with the iPhone it's easier to masturbate in the toilet). By going to buy the iPhone I see my former best pal Pierre, he tried to slip away but I began the discussion.
-Hi
-Jean you become what ? (contemptuously)
-Uh nothing new and you ?
-Nothing I just had a dispute with two friends
-Seriously ?
-Yeah but we don't care, what are you doing here anyway ?
-I Will buy iphone 6s
-Seriously ? let's go together.