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>>50066355
>surrender to Germany
>create Vichy France, allied to the nazis
>create Resistance, allied to England
>claim victory whoever wins

Le french perfide :^)

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:10:38 No.50066716 Report Delete

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>>50066577
>mfw there are countries for which this is true
holy shit how can a country be such a meme?

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:10:47 No.50066721 Report Delete

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>>50066568
Would you live in the perfect borders of the blue zone? This is what France should look like imo, it's too big and messy otherwise. Charles VII. also had the right idea.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:12:27 No.50066789 Report Delete

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>>50066721
>7. Annexed by Italy (ITALY)

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:13:02 No.50066814 Report Delete

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>>50066716
>TEMPORARY MEMBER

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:13:25 No.50066829 Report Delete

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reminder that Italy won ww2

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:15:07 No.50066878 Report Delete

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>>50066584
You played it well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:16:02 No.50066911 Report Delete

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>>50066721
We should at least get Normandy or perhaps Bordeaux

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:17:05 No.50066951 Report Delete

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>>50066911
>911

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:18:04 No.50066985 Report Delete

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>>50066829

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:18:34 No.50067005 Report Delete

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>>50066355
>1:0
>not 2:0

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:19:08 No.50067021 Report Delete

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>>50066527
>show up late
>still do more work than poo peeland

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:20:05 No.50067058 Report Delete

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:20:50 No.50067083 Report Delete

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>>50066721
>Be Italy
>try to invade France at the same time as Germany
>frontier guard post crewed by 9 guys hold against 5000 italians
>not a single casualty vs 700 dead italians

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:21:55 No.50067129 Report Delete

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>>50067005
True. Italy ended WWII larger than it had entered WWI.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:22:24 No.50067151 Report Delete

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>>50067021
>show up late
>piggyback off britain and russia's hard work
>dismantle european empires at the end
>drop nuclear weapons on the nips because you were too pussy to invade

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:23:15 No.50067174 Report Delete

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>>50066355
>being neutral for World War 2

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:24:08 No.50067199 Report Delete

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>>50067151

>britain's hard work

Heh

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:24:44 No.50067213 Report Delete

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>>50067151

>Get sent to galipoli
>Get shot

CANT MAKE THIS UP

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:25:07 No.50067222 Report Delete

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>>50067151
>the country who's biggest achievement was mopping up starving japs after we destroyed them is calling us pussies

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:25:10 No.50067225 Report Delete

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>>50067083
>memeballs

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:25:52 No.50067242 Report Delete

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>>50067174

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:26:11 No.50067253 Report Delete

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>>50067174
>Don't mobilize the whole population for World War 2
>Claim to have done all the work

Leaf-tier

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:26:51 No.50067269 Report Delete

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>>50067242
One for you babe.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:27:37 No.50067306 Report Delete

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>>50067225
Sadly wikipedia doesn't have the report of the battle anymore for some reason, that's the best I could find

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:27:52 No.50067317 Report Delete

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>>50067222
>country that unironically joined the war 2 (TWO) whole years late
oh man I'm fucking dying

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:28:40 No.50067347 Report Delete

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>>50067269

delete this

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:30:49 No.50067430 Report Delete

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>>50066721
>they don't banter Italy but they banter us

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:32:00 No.50067463 Report Delete

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>>50067253
Your manchildren from Quebec were the reason we didn't fully mobilize the entire population. Go learn some of the politics behind it and be mad at Quebecucks, they didn't wanna die for you sorry bb.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:32:34 No.50067485 Report Delete

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We werent "late" to either world war, we were the reason why it ended so suddenly after we joined.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:33:34 No.50067520 Report Delete

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>>50067485
Not really true for the first war and it still took 4 years for the second :P

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:34:12 No.50067539 Report Delete

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>>50067485

>US boots hit European soil.

>War ends almost immediately.

Y-yeah, that was just a coincidence right guys?

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:35:01 No.50067565 Report Delete

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>>50067485
>WWI
you joined when Germany was at the brink of surrender, the final nail to the coffin so to speak
>WWII
the war dragged on for almost 4 more years after you joined

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:35:31 No.50067587 Report Delete

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>>50067253
Here you go bb
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Referendums_in_Canada#Plebiscite_on_conscription

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:35:37 No.50067594 Report Delete

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>>50067485
>>50067539
>join just before the end of ww1
>do none of the hard work
>"b-back to back w-world war champs! r-right guys?"

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:37:06 No.50067640 Report Delete

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>>50067565
We were the reason why germany was about to surrender though, who wouldnt do it almost immediately if we even consider setting our sights on them?

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:37:52 No.50067664 Report Delete

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>>50067594
>join during the entirety of WW1
>sit in trench
>get shot
LOL
O
L

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:37:56 No.50067667 Report Delete

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>>50067485
Wrong on both accounts

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:38:48 No.50067697 Report Delete

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>>50067640
It was the Soviet Union who caused their collapse, what did they teach you in school?

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:39:17 No.50067713 Report Delete

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>>50067664
>be america
>be literally conscientious objector: the country

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:39:46 No.50067736 Report Delete

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>>50067565

>you joined when Germany was at the brink of surrender

They were nowhere near the brink of surrender, German resistance actually sharply stiffened before it faded in the last several months of the war. I'm convinced Germany would still likely lose the war without the US, but only after somewhere between 6-12 more months of hard combat.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:40:08 No.50067750 Report Delete

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>>50067640
Germany was already pretty much defeated before the first US troops landed in Europe
don't confuse the world wars, France and the UK managed to hold them off and were pushing them back before the US joined

it is true though that seeing the US reinforcing 10,000 troops a day was a huge blow to German morale and may have rushed their surrender

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:40:33 No.50067768 Report Delete

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>Join WW1 when it begins and loose millions of men for erstwhile allies on the other side of the world for literally no gain
>Join WW1 after everyones killed each other and be in the strongest position to dictate terms and spoils gaining exponential influence for fractional cost

Literally the only winners of WW1.

Except Japan who stole twenty sticks and a barrel of beer from some Germany colony in China and bailed out immediately.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:40:48 No.50067776 Report Delete

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>>50067697

>Chinknadian education

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:42:19 No.50067826 Report Delete

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>>50066355
You fuckers lost to ETHIOPIA and actually conquering it cost you a lot of manpower and resources

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:42:55 No.50067853 Report Delete

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>>50067768
Do you guys actually think that you didn't gain anything from World War 1? You made off like fucking bandits, cucking the Europeans endlessly from debts.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:42:58 No.50067855 Report Delete

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>>50067826
>portugal and italy are the same country
>check flag
>it's an american poster

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:43:42 No.50067883 Report Delete

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>Their country wasn't around for the entire Cold War
>Their country didn't win the Cold War

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:43:49 No.50067884 Report Delete

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>>50067768
You as an amerishit should not be talking or thinking about things that might give a heart attack, leave it to your best ally and get circumcised because you are told to.
Those wars you speak of are like playing chess.
Americans cant play chess anymore.
Why cant americans play chess?
They lost both towers.
hahahahaha

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:44:35 No.50067921 Report Delete

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>>50067853

We wouldn't have gained anything worthwhile if we joined early.

Not expending half our work force is what let our economy support europe post war.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:44:50 No.50067931 Report Delete

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>>50067853
>Canadian reading comprehension

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:44:58 No.50067934 Report Delete

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>>50067853

>Chinknadian ''reading comprehension.''

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:46:26 No.50067991 Report Delete

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>>50067884
>Be Bosnia and Herzegovina
That's it.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:49:06 No.50068079 Report Delete

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>>50067884
>Why cant americans play chess?
>They lost both towers.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 21:30:40 No.50069175 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>50070100

Japan = 3 wins and 1 lose, ok

win: against China in 1895.
win: against Russia in 1905.
win: against German in Asia, as a member of the allied powers at WW1
lose: against America at WW2.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 21:37:19 No.50069318 Report Delete

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>Be Italian
>Get shot
We only managed to fuck up the balkans a little.
Then Greece came up and ruined that too.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:04:34 No.50070026 Report Delete

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>>50066951
Makes me think it will soon be the real 9/11
Dont forget to troll amerifat system of dating when it is

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:08:12 No.50070100 Report Delete

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>>50069175
France = 3 wins and 1 lose, ok

win: against Russia in 1856.
win: against China in 1885.
win: against German in Europe, as a member of the entente powers at WW1
lose: against German at WW2.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:13:49 No.50070214 Report Delete

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>>50070100
lose: against Germany in 1870

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