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Is France the most retarded country on Earth?

>Took them 5 times to make a functional Republic.
>Can't into diplomacy
>Always think they can face the world alone and always get their asses handed to them
>"Hon hon hon England, we refuse to cooperate with you even if it's good for us just because we suspect you're trying to trick us."
>Literature is overrated trash. 500 pages about some dumb aristocratic whore riding the cock carousel.
>French film is the most pretentious shit on the planet. Le Mepris is shit.
>Can't pick up their dog shit.
>Water tastes like ASS
>Insists on secularism EVEN THOUGH IT'S NEVER DONE THEM ANY FUCKING GOOD AND IN FACT LED TO THEIR DECLINE.

>Great Britain: We want this colonial territory because it's of great strategic interest and will net us a sizeable profit.
>France: FUCK YOU ENGLAND WE WANT LAND TOO!!! GIVE US LAND OR WE DECLARE WAR!!!11

France is the nigger of Europe.