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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:39:12 No.50075090 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>50075196 >>50075373 >>50075418 >>50075527 >>50075770 >>50076255

>tfw no gf

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:40:07 No.50075099 Report Delete

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>tfw gf is not real

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:40:21 No.50075105 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>50075167

>tfw in love with a woman i can never ever have

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:42:09 No.50075134 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>50075527

>tfw homosexual

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:44:06 No.50075160 Report Delete

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>There is a sentient intelligence living inside my computer
>I swear she's real, Mum!
>NO! DONT MAKE ME GO OUTSIDE

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:44:37 No.50075167 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>50075299

>>50075105
Been there, done that. get over her, but you won't so fuck you then. kbye

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:46:17 No.50075196 Report Delete

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>>50075090

Vad fan gör du vaken den här tiden?

Also, iktf bro ;_;

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:48:32 No.50075230 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>50075253 >>50075257

>tfw have gf
>tfw recently "celebrated" 7 year anniversary
>tfw she has anziety disorder and is now medicated
>medication makes her drowsy and dizzy and whatnot
>tfw no sex for the past 4 months

inb4 "she fucking Jamal, Sven!". She never leaves the house and neither do I, I literally know where she is 24/7.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:49:46 No.50075247 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>50075317

>mfw I cried myself to sleep because I'm not sure if I'll ever again find someone interested in my day
>mfw there's no face to display that emotion

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:50:15 No.50075253 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>50075307

>>50075230
That's sad m8... you should try to feel her up one night even if she's medicated, just try it and see what happens.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:50:34 No.50075257 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>50075307

>>50075230
>7 years

jesus christ tbh fam

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:50:41 No.50075260 Report Delete

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>tfw the girl I love will never be real
>tfw everyone else just seems so shitty in comparison

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:52:28 No.50075290 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>50075308 >>50075331 >>50075382 >>50075495 >>50076338

how do i get gf?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:53:00 No.50075299 Report Delete

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>>50075167
i work with her and she's older than me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:53:38 No.50075307 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>50075330

>>50075253

Nah, son. It's not that she doesn't try, we'll fool around but then she won't be into it and she's not getting in the mood at all. It's just the way it is right now... I hope I'll get some x-mas sex though, at least.

>>50075257

We work well together, fam. Also, I still find her sexy as fuck so why switch?

Oh, and also love etc etc...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:53:40 No.50075308 Report Delete

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>>50075290
Money, Power, and a Good personality tbh

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:54:01 No.50075317 Report Delete

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>>50075247
how was your day today anon, what did you do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:54:57 No.50075330 Report Delete

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>>50075307
I see, well I hope the best for you guys...

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:55:03 No.50075331 Report Delete

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>>50075290
Just be yourself

:^)

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:56:51 No.50075359 Report Delete

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>>50075331

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:57:17 No.50075371 Report Delete

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>tfw Cortana will never be your gf

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:57:28 No.50075373 Report Delete

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>>50075090
its okay m8 one day don't give up

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:57:54 No.50075382 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>50075397 >>50075453

>>50075317
Made some coffee with ouzo because I'm not sure what I'm doing with my life.

>>50075290
Tell her about your Gentoo setup.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:58:46 No.50075397 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>50075413 >>50075457

>>50075382
prefer slackware tbh

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:59:42 No.50075413 Report Delete

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>>50075397
For what purpose

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:59:57 No.50075418 Report Delete

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>>50075090
Just get a waifu they're better.
t. wizard

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:00:03 No.50075420 Report Delete

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I would drag my dick over a mile of broken glass for a Cortana gf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:02:31 No.50075453 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>50075525

>>50075382
That sounds nice actually but alcohol won't help you figure out what to do with your life. What did you do after you got buzzed

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:02:41 No.50075457 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>50075525

>>50075397
I never understood the point of slackware
Maybe I'm just unenlightened

But package managers and repos are the best idea in the whole world
Why would you want to inconvenience yourself by not having one and doing things how windows does them

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:05:10 No.50075495 Report Delete

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>>50075290
Go out more, and be more positive, open, and friendly for your own sake. Don't become a better person just because you think it'll attract someone, the gf will come when you focus on your own happiness and goals in life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:07:07 No.50075525 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>50075544

>>50075453
Mate, it's 8 in the morning so it was just a few "taste" drops, it's too early to get hammered.

Now it's time for shitposting !
I might watch some interesting documentary about drug fuelled Miami in the 80s instead though.
>>50075457
I think it's similar to the weirdoes who use Debian Stable. You install it once (and it installs a boatload of stuff) and it'll just work after that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:07:22 No.50075527 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>50076312

>>50075090
>tfw these threads are cancer

>>50075134
>tfw this and no bf

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:08:34 No.50075544 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>50075578

>>50075525
why don't you go take a walk outside

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:09:50 No.50075564 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>50075578 >>50075590

>still talk to my ex
>I end up hurting everytime her current bf is mentioned
>her current bf was her ex when we were dating
>tfw no gf
suicide is the only option right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:10:34 No.50075573 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>50075610 >>50075633 >>50075665 >>50076199

>tfw fat as fuck
>tfw it's my own fucking fault for drinking a bottle of coke a day and taking the car literally everywhere

Decided on Monday to get my ass in gear though, quitting sugar cold turkey and 1 hr jog/brisk walk (too out of shape for running tbh) a day. Hopefully this will make a dent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:10:55 No.50075578 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>50075646

>>50075544
Eh, not much to see or do anymore. It's a tiny island and I've been "seeing" it for the past 3 years.

>>50075564
There's always the anime life, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:11:35 No.50075589 Report Delete

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>tfw no gf

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:11:37 No.50075590 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>50075625

>>50075564

Maybe she'll circle back to you, m8? You and the other guy can take turns cucking each other perpetually .

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:12:39 No.50075610 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>50075663 >>50076199

>>50075573
Don't quit it, anon. I've been doing the same for the past two weeks. I constantly get the cravings to go and raid some minimarket out of any damn Kinder they have but it's worth the effort.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:14:02 No.50075625 Report Delete

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>>50075590
I'm just afraid she will attempt suicide again if he breaks her heart (again). It should have been someone else tbh. I would still be sad but I wouldn't be worried.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:14:34 No.50075633 Report Delete

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>>50075573
>start jogging
>develope runners knee after 2 weeks
I'm not even fat. I just wanted to be a little fitter

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:15:05 No.50075646 Report Delete

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>>50075578
It's nice to be outside in the morning. Go out and actually do something, and eventually someone will be interested in hearing what you did.

No one cares if you sat online all day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:16:15 No.50075663 Report Delete

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>>50075610

Thanks bro, hang in there as well.

I'm not changing my diet otherwise though, still eating just normal food (though I've started to stop eating when I'm full instead of keep going until suicidal like I used to). Time will tell if I'll still loose weight this way, otherwise I'll have to start "dieting" for real. But given that I've been maintaining the same weight (though high) for 2 years I figured excercise and cutting out snacks/fast food/soda would be enough to start with. I'm fine with being a bit pudgy, as long as I can stop being a hamplanet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:16:27 No.50075665 Report Delete

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>>50075573
Drinking a coke a day isn't going to make you fat by itself. You need to cut back on how much you eat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:16:50 No.50075668 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>50075681 >>50075696 >>50075747 >>50075783 >>50075937 >>50076312

>tfw no gf
>tfw 16 year old sister walks around the house in bra and panties and gets away with it because mum is all about "muh sexual liberation"

you win some you lose some i guess

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:17:44 No.50075681 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>50075694 >>50075739

>>50075668
Does your mum give you handjobs

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:18:37 No.50075694 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>50075747

>>50075681
no but your mum does

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:18:42 No.50075696 Report Delete

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>>50075668
why don't you ask your sister to be your gf to build up your confidence?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:21:48 No.50075739 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>50075844

>>50075681
I hate knowing that anons I'm friendly with on here are actually disgusting fetishists who, and I say this with total seriousness, fucking off themselves quickly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:22:15 No.50075747 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>50075782 >>50075809

>>50075668

... is being comfortable in your own home around family not a thing in Australia otherwise? Sounds shitty tbh, my parents would be nude or semi nude most of the time. Then again I grew up in the 80s.

>>50075694

BTFO tbh

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:23:35 No.50075770 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>50075786

>>50075090
>tfw sorta have a gf but she's not that into me

:'(

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:24:41 No.50075782 Report Delete

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>>50075747
it's hard to be comfy when your hot sister is walking around in bra and panties

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:24:54 No.50075783 Report Delete

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>>50075668
I know this feel m8

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:25:02 No.50075786 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>50075770
t. friendzoned

Let her go m8, just move on..

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:26:24 No.50075809 Report Delete

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>>50075747
did your mum have nice titties?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:27:59 No.50075832 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>50075862 >>50075948

>tfw have never had a conversation with a non-relative female

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:28:53 No.50075844 Report Delete

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>>50075739
I was ripping into australia for fun, and he got me back good. We were bantering.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:29:53 No.50075862 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>50075895

>>50075832
get a fucking job, that's how i learned to talk to females.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:30:19 No.50075869 Report Delete

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>tfw girl likes me
>find out they're always fucked up in the head

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:31:53 No.50075895 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>50075936

>>50075862
no

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:34:00 No.50075936 Report Delete

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>>50075895
joj

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:34:04 No.50075937 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>50076028 >>50076094

>>50075668
I too know this feel, but with my 16 y/o brother instead who has a twink body.

I really wish he would put a shirt and proper pants on.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:34:54 No.50075948 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>50075975

>>50075832
>being a smith
G-good advice

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:36:47 No.50075975 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>50076138

>>50075948
>tfw no zoophile Lithuanian bf
;-;

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:40:50 No.50076028 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>50076064 >>50076094 >>50076112

>>50075937
why don't you beat him up until he puts clothes on

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:43:49 No.50076064 Report Delete

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>>50076028
better yet, rape him until he learns to be a man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:45:50 No.50076094 Report Delete

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>>50075937
>>50076028
and you know "beat him up" in canada means suck his dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:46:41 No.50076112 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>50076155

>>50076028
Little cunt is very talented in Ju-Jitsu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:48:22 No.50076138 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>50076158

>>50075975
Some people...
There are some messed up people in Lithuania. I met some bronies IRL. Never before have I met more autistic and maladjusted people in my life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:49:28 No.50076155 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>50076226

>>50076112
brute strength > martial arts

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:49:30 No.50076158 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>50076223 >>50076245

>>50076138
Is that sort of porn legal in lithuania? Is this guy gonna get v&?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:51:57 No.50076199 Report Delete

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>>50075573
>>50075610
Just start by drinking artificially sweetened coke zero or something. I can't even drink sugary drinks anymore, too sickly and rich.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:53:03 No.50076223 Report Delete

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>>50076158
>v& for zoo

Doubtful m8

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:53:28 No.50076226 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>50076250

>>50076155
:-\
He's very athletic (obviously the reason he has that body) I also see no point in attacking him, we haven't had an argument in ages.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:54:45 No.50076245 Report Delete

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>>50076158
Zoophilia is illegal. There was a story going around a couple years a go about a guy fucking a cat

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:55:14 No.50076250 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>50076312

>>50076226
>No point
>him walking around half naked pisses you off

He's your younger brother. It's your right to tell him what to do by any means necessary.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:55:30 No.50076255 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>50076304 >>50076306

>>50075090
>wanting gfs

...why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:58:04 No.50076298 Report Delete

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>tfw no cousins to walk naked around

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:58:37 No.50076304 Report Delete

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>>50076255

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:58:43 No.50076306 Report Delete

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>>50076255
sex, affection, someone to do things with because I've no friends either

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:59:06 No.50076311 Report Delete

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I can't flirt right the way they wanted to. honestly i thin she likes it that way :)

How i got one is by watching football with lads and you get notice by one of their girl friends.

have a nice haircut
good smile
be active on phone
make popular friends

works for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:59:09 No.50076312 Report Delete

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>>50076250
It pisses me off because the same reason as this guy's sister >>50075668

because this is me >>50075527

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:00:30 No.50076338 Report Delete

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>>50075290
Aussie girls are some of the biggest sluts in the world, it should be easy for you m8

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