Now this is a story all about how,
My life got flip-turned upside down,
I'd like to take a minute so please don't go,
I'll tell you how I became the strongest of Gensokyo.

In West Philidelphia born and raised,
Freezing frogs is how I spent most of my days,
Chilling and freezin and being all cool,
Accidentally crushing my frogs beside the pool,
When a couple of Devils, they were up to no good,
They started making trouble in my neighborhood,
I got in one boss fight and Letty told me to go,
She said "You're moving in the Scarlet Mansion in Gensokyo!"

I whistled for a cab and when it came near,
The license said "Udonge" and had a moon in the mirror,
I noticed that the cab driver was Reisen,
But I said "Yo man forget it, to the Scarlet Devil Mansion!"
I pulled up to a house about 7 or 8,
And said to the cabby "Yo rabbit, see ya later!"
So this is the story that you now all know,
About how I became the strongest in Gensokyo!