>>27742686>I want a full length 4chan themed Alice in Wonderland book plsWhite rabbit is actually the Jewish people
Red queen is the soviet state
Mad hatter is democracy
Caterpillar is of course humanity
The looking glass is the internet
Alice is a blond loli that gets raped by the rabbit and the red queen while the caterpillar smokes his hooka and the mad hatter can't get an erection