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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 23:32:28 No.27685212 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27685227 >>27685546 >>27685686 >>27685755 >>27687479 >>27687575 >>27687987 >>27688066 >>27693194 >>27693509

Dammit, Steve.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHOog45llUU

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 23:33:48 No.27685227 Report Delete

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>>27685212
Did he die?

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SAGE Sat 24 Oct 2015 23:34:15 No.27685233 Report Delete

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>>27685227
No.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 23:36:31 No.27685258 Report Delete

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>>27685227
we arent that lucky.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 23:37:58 No.27685280 Report Delete

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>DPs

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 00:07:56 No.27685546 Report Delete

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>>27685212
>That blink when he fires

Raised around weapons my ass. What a fucking pussy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 00:11:00 No.27685575 Report Delete

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I wish that Steve had raped him while he was incapacitated

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 00:21:00 No.27685686 Report Delete

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>>27685212
You should watch the episode where the guy has "the kind of malfunction where your finger ends up in front of the barrel".

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 00:26:29 No.27685755 Report Delete

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>>27685212
>Wasn't properly using his hearing safety
>Probably wasn't even doubled up like he should have been either
>Exaggerating his injury greatly as his ears would be bleeding if he fully blew out his ear drum

I hope these shows serve as a "Come here and kill these people first for their supplies" reminder, tbh.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 00:33:17 No.27685833 Report Delete

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>>27685575
Me too

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:45:12 No.27687333 Report Delete

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everyone is stating the obvious... but how bout the fact that their plan of defense is sitting in a blind 20 feet up that has no ballistic protection in an area that has no trees to provide the slightest amount of concealment... and sticking the barrel out of the window is a dead giveaway that someone is in there

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:51:52 No.27687371 Report Delete

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This is what I imagine every "prepper" on /k/ is like.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 04:01:18 No.27687420 Report Delete

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>>27687371

Fug. I wish.

I don't even have a 700 inch ranch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 04:06:21 No.27687439 Report Delete

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>>27687333
This is exactly what I was thinking and was about to post. His "ambush defense" location is actually a "please ambush me" site - well in view, plenty of brush to approach from, silhouetting itself in every direction, with windows in every direction.

After watching this show it just makes me feel good knowing that about 80% of the "preppers" out there are completely retarded and will probably end up being fodder for roving biker gangs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 04:12:15 No.27687479 Report Delete

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>>27685212
This guy is my favorite.

https://youtu.be/RAbz2izCY7Y

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 04:13:24 No.27687487 Report Delete

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>>27687439
lol ikr...it would be better to stick some airsoft guns out the window and have some mannequins in there and hide in the trees that's behind the blind at least that would only be mildly retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 04:19:34 No.27687516 Report Delete

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>>27687479
oh wow

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 04:21:36 No.27687523 Report Delete

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>>27687479
>puts surgical gloves on before his mask
Holy shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 04:24:30 No.27687537 Report Delete

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>>27687479
Did he even hit him with the shotgun?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 04:27:55 No.27687553 Report Delete

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>>27687537
it almost looked like a blank or non lethal round because they was little to no kick...either way its the whole a lot to they everything meme sure his heart and lungs are covered but legs and head is open for business

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 04:27:58 No.27687554 Report Delete

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>>27687537
Looks like he grazed that codpiece slightly.

From the sound and look of it he was shooting low recoil birdshot anyway.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 04:33:45 No.27687571 Report Delete

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>>27687553

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 04:35:19 No.27687575 Report Delete

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>>27685212
cant smack the retarded on tv

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 04:35:41 No.27687578 Report Delete

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>>27687553
Pretty sure anything 5.56 and bigger will punch right through it. It's most likely just 1/4 inch scrap aluminum or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 04:39:00 No.27687589 Report Delete

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>>27687479
"my armor is like nothing you've ever seen, its lighter and stronger than anything on the market"

I wanna fuck this pedophile up so badly haha.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 05:02:43 No.27687680 Report Delete

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>>27687479
Why do fat people always pretend to be strong/invincible?

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 06:05:10 No.27687929 Report Delete

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 06:22:57 No.27687978 Report Delete

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My doomsday plan is to kill assholes like these pussys and take their shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 06:25:39 No.27687987 Report Delete

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>>27685212
I like this dude's quote from youtube..

"If we go into full martial law, I will literally devour men like this for dinner at my opulent warlord banquets"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 06:30:16 No.27688002 Report Delete

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>>27687978
I always wanted to see an ep with someone who planned to rob and murder people with stockpiles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 06:32:41 No.27688009 Report Delete

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Remember, although these guys were specifically chosen by Nat Geo, they exist.

THIS IS REAL LIFE.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 06:34:29 No.27688014 Report Delete

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>>27688009
Played up a bit I imagine. But yeah, unless they are set dressing entire places with actors. Scary.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 06:35:17 No.27688017 Report Delete

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>>27688002
Walking along innawoods, see a blind that in no way matches it surroundings, with a barrel sticking out and two fat chuckle fucks inside.

>It's time

Wait for them to exit blind, shoot to kill, take shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 06:35:59 No.27688019 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27688049 >>27690933 >>27691196 >>27691269 >>27693068 >>27693509

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qth1k962_9A

Guy shoots his thumb off. HOLY SHIT.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 06:36:24 No.27688023 Report Delete

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>>27688017
>Kill one, take the other hostage to find out where they are based and ransack the whole camp.

ftfy

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 06:38:58 No.27688033 Report Delete

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>>27688023
Ha. It's a plan!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 06:43:14 No.27688049 Report Delete

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>>27688019
And these people believe they will make it in the event people are fucking corpses and wearing human skulls as trophies.

Good luck with that.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 06:46:28 No.27688059 Report Delete

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>>27688049
>it in the event people are fucking corpses and wearing human skulls as trophies.

They really have no idea what they're in for.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 06:47:22 No.27688066 Report Delete

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>>27685212
A deer blind in the middle of a fucking desert? Holy shit that is beyond dumb, what the fuck are they even guarding? Cacti?
I'm just glad these clowns are shooting 5.56, I might need to re-up at some point.
Worse case scenario crybaby looks like he's got enough meat on his bones, make jerky for the whole family.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 14:12:54 No.27690361 Report Delete

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>>27687479
Dat armor doe...
>sides unprotected
>brachial, femoral, and subclavian arteries unprotected
>only tested for glancing hits from firearms and half-assed hits from pipes and bricks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 14:14:32 No.27690377 Report Delete

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>>27687479
"It's also gonna make me the apex predator in my area, which is all that matters".

KEK

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 14:19:37 No.27690416 Report Delete

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>>27690361
I would think a iron man suit would be the best bet like the first movie with hydrolics and shit one hand shooting one hand moving the suit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 14:38:37 No.27690583 Report Delete

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>>27687479
Why do the preppers plans rarely seem to include 'not being a fat fuck'?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 14:42:04 No.27690619 Report Delete

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>>27690583
Well you can be as fat of a fuck as you want but thinking you will bug out or be a bandit while also a fat fuck is retarded...bug in and fortify your home is best ima sit here and eat popcorn till the apocolypse plan

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 15:15:13 No.27690933 Report Delete

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>>27688019

"One of those misfires"

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 15:40:36 No.27691176 Report Delete

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Please post more "Best of preppers"

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 15:42:57 No.27691196 Report Delete

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>>27688019

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 15:50:53 No.27691269 Report Delete

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>>27688019
"One of those misfires"
One of those misfires where your thumb flies in front of the muzzle? Sweet Jesus, these fuckers are going to end up killing themselves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 17:44:59 No.27692331 Report Delete

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>>27687479
"Yea I'm an elite prepper"

Morbidly obese

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 18:41:01 No.27692877 Report Delete

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>>27690416
To be fair, it wouldn't be impossible to cobble together something capable of at least stopping handgun rounds and add a little protection to the limbs and sides. Piggy's just begging to get shot or stabbed in the gut.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 18:52:37 No.27692980 Report Delete

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With a little knowledge and experience though, i bet steve would make a great partner.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 18:58:53 No.27693068 Report Delete

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>>27688019
people get shot in the head and walk away but this faggot can't take a .22 to the thumb

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:07:33 No.27693194 Report Delete

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>>27685212
What the heck happened? He fires and all of a sudden the other guy is deaf? How is that Steve's fault if the other guy's earpro was shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:11:26 No.27693239 Report Delete

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>>27692331
You need that fat to survive the initial SHTF when you're underground and eating nothing but beans from a can.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:12:58 No.27693258 Report Delete

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>>27687479
"There's nothing you can do to stop us."

Except for running more than twenty feet Mr. Snorlax.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:16:17 No.27693296 Report Delete

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>>27693239
>SHTF happens
>All those operator fatties we made fun of go underground
>Emerge a week later
>No fat left
>Hungry
>They got nothing but an appetite and ammo
I am suddenly very very afraid.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:20:51 No.27693362 Report Delete

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>>27687479
>tfw he was a convicted felon/kiddy fiddler and is in prison for owning firearms because this show aired
kek

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:24:45 No.27693404 Report Delete

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>>27693362
link plse

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:25:05 No.27693409 Report Delete

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDXqAueL3NI
Meanwhile the Feds are arresting people for collecting rainwater.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:25:48 No.27693418 Report Delete

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>>27693404
nvm

https://www.splcenter.org/hatewatch/2014/01/21/doomsday-prepper-arrested-gun-charges-washington-state

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:31:32 No.27693486 Report Delete

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>>27693418
>https://www.splcenter.org/hatewatch/2014/01/21/doomsday-prepper-arrested-gun-charges-washington-state

>Smith has two felonies on his record already: In 2009, court records show, Smith was caught fondling a 14-year-old girl in an Auburn parking lot and wound up pleading guilty to “communicating with a minor for immoral purposes.” In 2009, after failing to pay for a motorcycle he purchased, he pleaded guilty to first-degree theft in Pierce County.

justice porn tier

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:31:32 No.27693488 Report Delete

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>>27693409
>cracking down on preppers
>collecting rainwater
the media bias is real
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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:33:10 No.27693509 Report Delete

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>>27685212
>>27687479
>>27688019
Well I'm apparently not drinking swiftly enough this evening.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 20:13:52 No.27693980 Report Delete

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>>27693296
Imagine them as a sniper with a durr rifle. They could post up on a hill outside your house for months without moving, just waiting for you to step outside.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 20:25:37 No.27694118 Report Delete

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>>27693980
Good thing we already tunnelled the countryside

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 20:37:24 No.27694260 Report Delete

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>>27694118
>the law says nothing about shooting under it

I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 20:49:07 No.27694413 Report Delete

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>>27690583
When he said he had "six months of food" he meant in fat storage.

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