Dear /k/,

I just scared a burgler from breaking into my garrage. I believe it was a woman, attempting to break my lock with a pick (dumbfuck didn't realized the handle lock isn't the actual lock).

This was pretty brazen, as it was on lit up ass road in my neighborhood, a white 30-40 somthings area in San Francisco.

Clearly, it is time to get a "home security system". I was thinking of a light weight pussy sized 9mm. Suggestions?

I haven't gone shooting since I was... like... 12, and im pretty fucking weak so small and light are what I am guessing I need.

I have no idea what kind of bullshit laws San Francisco has re- owning a gun. Since I am a block from a grade school I think it has to be kept frozen in carbonite for me to keep it, but whatever.

so, yeah, any ideas?