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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:16:53 No.27695369 View Reply Report Delete

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What would you do if you met a real life CIA (big guy for you) agent?

Señor Vintorez !VQKJgiezS6

Señor Vintorez !VQKJgiezS6 Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:20:49 No.27695402 Report Delete

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>>27695369
crash his plane and wonder why he would shoot a man before throwing him out of plane

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:23:06 No.27695426 Report Delete

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I'd wonder why he's in Canada

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:23:31 No.27695430 Report Delete

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>>27695369
>POO approaches
>hello sir, I'm CIA
>whips out credentials
At which point I immediately shit myself and do whatever he tells me to do. I ain't afraid of no undead ghosts, but you better do what the government spooks tell you what to do if you want any sort of life ahead of you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:24:27 No.27695436 Report Delete

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>>27695430
>POO approaches

?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:24:42 No.27695439 Report Delete

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>>27695430
>do what the government spooks tell you what to do
So damn scared typing that out I lost control of my sentence.
Please don't rape me with eels.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:25:36 No.27695448 Report Delete

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>>27695369
ask him about the lie detector test.

Ask him if they asked him about his browsing history.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:25:49 No.27695450 Report Delete

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>>27695436
Paramilitary
Operations
Officer

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:25:54 No.27695451 Report Delete

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>>27695439
>Please don't rape me with eels.

This isn't a Japananese cartoon, baka

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:27:49 No.27695469 Report Delete

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>>27695451
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoenix_Program
>Rape, gang rape, rape using eels, snakes, or hard objects, and rape followed by murder; electric shock ('the Bell Telephone Hour') rendered by attaching wires to the genitals or other sensitive parts of the body, like the tongue; the 'water treatment'; the 'airplane' in which the prisoner's arms were tied behind the back, and the rope looped over a hook on the ceiling, suspending the prisoner in midair, after which he or she was beaten; beatings with rubber hoses and whips; the use of police dogs to maul prisoners.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:30:55 No.27695501 Report Delete

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Nothing. I would probably never even know (s)he was CIA, unless of course (s)he told me, which would be a really fucking stupid thing for a CIA operative to do, considering the nature of their work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:32:43 No.27695514 Report Delete

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>>27695448
Nigger they look through your entire history. Down to when you got sent to the principal's office in first grade for putting gum in Suzy's hair. You think they're not going to go through your internet activity?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:33:32 No.27695526 Report Delete

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Spread my anus

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:34:38 No.27695539 Report Delete

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>>27695526

Lol dyel airshitters

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:38:22 No.27695579 Report Delete

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Id greet him, give a fake name if he asked for it casually, ask him some questions, thats about it.

Faulkner !!r0DIS1CGHS2

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Faulkner !!r0DIS1CGHS2 Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:38:25 No.27695581 Report Delete

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>>27695369

CRASH? CRASH? YOU'RE GONNA CRASH MY PLANE? YOU'RE GONNA CRASH MY FUCKING PLANE? WHY? WHY? BECAUSE I BROUGHT YOU ABOARD? YOU CAME ABOARD! YOU CAME ABOARD! YOU CAME TO MY PLANE YOU CAME TO ME! I GOT YOU THE DOCTOR I TOOK OFF YOUR HOOD, I CARED WHO YOU FUCKING WERE BEFORE YOU PUT ON THE MASK YOU WANTED IT YOU WANTED IT YOU CAME TO ME! WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO YOUR PLAN WAS WHAT MATTERED YOUR FUCKING PLAN WAS WHAT MATTERED! IT WAS FREE LOYALTY FREE FUCKING LOYALTY JUST SHOWS UP AT MY FUCKING PLANE! WE'RE PRISONERS, COME ON, TAKE US ABOARD! NO ONE WILL KNOW! COME ON, TAKE US ABOARD! OH, SHOOT A MAN, THROW HIM OUT A PLANE, IT DOESN'T MATTER! HIRED GUNS, WRECKAGE BROTHERS, YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK, YOU'LL JUST CRASH ANYTHING YOU'LL JUST CRASH ANYTHING! WELL YOU LIED TO ME I LET YOU IN I'M A GOOD GUY I'M A GOOD AGENT AND YOU JUST FUCKING CAME ABOARD AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA CRASH MY PLANE? REALLY? WHY? WHY? BECAUSE YOU CAME ABOARD? WHAT THE FUCK FUCK FUCK I'M IN CHARGE HERE!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:39:03 No.27695589 Report Delete

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AM I BEING DETAINED????

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:40:25 No.27695604 Report Delete

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>>27695579
>give a fake name if he asked for it casually
At which point he broke your fucking nose for lying to him, and threw your ass in a cold dark pit for the rest of your miserable life.
Then fucked your mother for good measure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:42:28 No.27695630 Report Delete

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>>27695604

He would he know it was fake if you were casually meeting him? They're not mind readers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:43:30 No.27695642 Report Delete

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>>27695604
Im assuming i would meet him at a place where theres hundreds of people, waiting for a member of the government or something, not in a fucking dark alley.

>he would immediately know that wasnt my name

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:44:20 No.27695654 Report Delete

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>>27695630
You don't casually meet him. You can casually ask him all you want, but he sought you out for a reason, or you wouldn't know he was a big guy.

Faulkner !!r0DIS1CGHS2

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Faulkner !!r0DIS1CGHS2 Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:44:31 No.27695659 Report Delete

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>>27695581

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:45:34 No.27695668 Report Delete

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>>27695369
Met one a a year ago at a gun and boat show, was rolling with some government dude. he was extremely touchy and liked to keep a hand on me when we were walking. kinda fucky.

Faulkner !!r0DIS1CGHS2

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Faulkner !!r0DIS1CGHS2 Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:45:37 No.27695671 Report Delete

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>>27695659

Faulkner !!r0DIS1CGHS2

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Faulkner !!r0DIS1CGHS2 Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:46:39 No.27695677 Report Delete

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>>27695671

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:46:55 No.27695680 Report Delete

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>>27695654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycyEzZfSddo

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Faulkner !!r0DIS1CGHS2 Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:48:18 No.27695691 Report Delete

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>>27695677

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:48:43 No.27695695 Report Delete

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>>27695369
Shrug, and ask him where the fuck the sitrep paper for CLASSIFIED is, fucking shoulda been on my desk CLASSIFIED hours ago. Without it I can't CLASSIFIED or use CLASSIFIED assets I have in CLASSIFIED. Fucking lazy asshole. I'm gunna write you up

Faulkner !!r0DIS1CGHS2

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Faulkner !!r0DIS1CGHS2 Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:49:27 No.27695703 Report Delete

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>>27695691

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:49:56 No.27695707 Report Delete

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>>27695695

>this plebe doesn't know I have TS/SCP access and can see under his CLASSIFIED letters

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:50:33 No.27695713 Report Delete

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>>27695695
10/10

Faulkner !!r0DIS1CGHS2

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Faulkner !!r0DIS1CGHS2 Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:50:40 No.27695714 Report Delete

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>>27695703

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:52:23 No.27695730 Report Delete

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>>27695469

Faulkner !!r0DIS1CGHS2

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Faulkner !!r0DIS1CGHS2 Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:52:39 No.27695733 Report Delete

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>>27695714

Faulkner !!r0DIS1CGHS2

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Faulkner !!r0DIS1CGHS2 Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:54:20 No.27695751 Report Delete

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>>27695733

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:57:26 No.27695788 Report Delete

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>>27695730
That's what our country is about...it's just bad shit on all sides

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:58:34 No.27695796 Report Delete

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>>27695369
When I was younger I contacted the CIA and asked them how one becomes an assassin in their employ. Purely hypothetical, of course. Because everyone knows that they don't use such tactics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:59:44 No.27695807 Report Delete

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>>27695796

You know that you've probably been on a watch/hitlist ever since then right?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 23:00:15 No.27695814 Report Delete

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>>27695539
nope

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 23:01:40 No.27695828 Report Delete

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>>27695814

Posting more skinny white dudes does not prove you right newfriend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 23:03:28 No.27695847 Report Delete

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>>27695436
DESIGNATED

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 23:06:58 No.27695887 Report Delete

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>>27695369
Ask him how much he benches.
You can't really call yourself a big guy unless you can bench 3 plates for reps.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 23:07:00 No.27695889 Report Delete

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>>27695828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsdXBf_VgkI

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 23:09:21 No.27695907 Report Delete

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>>27695369
The CIA is a meme organization. They are not even doing any real operating. They just sit on their asses all day long monitoring congressmen emails.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 23:17:57 No.27695986 Report Delete

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>>27695907
>The CIA is a meme organization. They are not even doing any real operating. They just sit on their asses all day long monitoring congressmen emails.
The CIA is extremely diverse. The Intelligence branch does that stuff. The Science and Technology and Support branches do absolutely fuck all. The Department of Operations (NCS) will ruin your fucking life if they have anything to gain from it. They're the 'spooks', the operators with no patches who don't go bump in the night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 01:14:38 No.27697216 Report Delete

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>>27695369
can someone explain this meme to me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 01:21:14 No.27697304 Report Delete

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>>27695986
>a *diverse* meme organization

Erik the Dead !97VVtImbHM

Erik the Dead !97VVtImbHM Mon 26 Oct 2015 01:24:23 No.27697356 Report Delete

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>>27695369
Date his sister. He lives in Vegas, his sister is married now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 01:29:27 No.27697419 Report Delete

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fun story, I have been visited by the fbi at one point because I had sold a whole bunch of old blackberry's and other phones that I had lying around on craigslist and some one bought them all. Turns out that The person who bought them all was working for some drug ring. When he showed me his badge I damn near shit myself.

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 01:34:24 No.27697473 Report Delete

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>>27697216
It's from the opening scene from the dark knight rises. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRCM0jWEQjQ
It had some awkward dialogue. The shitposters over on /tv/ posted it so much it turned into a meme.
It's been the longest lasting meme that I know of and probably wont slow down any time soon.

Lines from the scene can be found in >>27695714

Faulkner !!r0DIS1CGHS2

Faulkner !!r0DIS1CGHS2 Mon 26 Oct 2015 01:36:55 No.27697506 Report Delete

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>>27697216
>>27697473

There's really no stopping it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9994nv8BcU

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 01:37:30 No.27697513 Report Delete

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>>27695807
Yep

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 01:42:47 No.27697580 Report Delete

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>>27695369
Only speak in bane quotes.

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 01:43:34 No.27697588 Report Delete

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>>27695469
holy fuck. i feel unclean after reading all that

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 01:48:27 No.27697655 Report Delete

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>>27695659

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 01:54:51 No.27697726 Report Delete

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>>27697473
>longest lived meme

Whew lad you nearly rustled my jimmies but then again I'm 12 and what is this?

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