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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 20:46:37 No.27704819 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27704852 >>27704884 >>27704886 >>27705285 >>27705371 >>27705373 >>27705672 >>27706393

Hey /k/, I feel like this is the best place to ask. What are the chances of a 5'4" 110lbs girly boy making it in the military? Don't post shit like "lol your gonna be a fucktoy for them", I'm legitimately wondering if I would even make it past basic training.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 20:48:25 No.27704852 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27704882

>>27704819
Are you fit?
Are you a pussy?
If the answer to either of those is no, no, unless you improve either your fitness or pussiness.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 20:50:19 No.27704882 Report Delete

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>>27704852
Wait...
If the answer is yes to the second one... You get what I mean.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 20:50:20 No.27704884 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27705244 >>27705983

>>27704819
I went through OSUT at 5'5 weighing 107.

I also wasn't the smallest dude there, you can do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 20:50:37 No.27704886 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27704973

>>27704819
I really do wonder if your trying to troll.

If you ARE being legit then my best answer is no. If you struggle in boot they have special conditioning squads that are designed to get useless men into fighting shape.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 20:57:08 No.27704973 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27705099 >>27705173 >>27705371

>>27704886
I am not trolling. I'm a femboy that's running out of options in life and refuse to become a male prostitute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:05:17 No.27705099 Report Delete

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>>27704973
Post pic and we can meet up

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:07:30 No.27705135 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27705182 >>27705244

Is there actually male on male rape/bitchkeeping in the US military?
I mean there's plenty of sluts around right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:10:38 No.27705173 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27705227

>>27704973
...get a job????

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:11:08 No.27705182 Report Delete

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>>27705135
Nope. You're thinkin of Russia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:14:25 No.27705227 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27705236 >>27706357

>>27705173
It's hard to get a job with a pay good enough that I can move out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:15:04 No.27705236 Report Delete

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>>27705227
Not when you sell your ass on the side.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:15:46 No.27705244 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27705349

>>27704884
11B OSUT, 5'5, bad leg, 150s, also not the smallest by a long shot. I'm not a particularly tough dude, and I can admit that it was challenging for me.
>>27705135
>I mean there's plenty of sluts around right?
I never got any while on active duty, but I'm also autistic. There was ample pussy if you don't mind the women in military communities.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:18:29 No.27705285 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27705329 >>27705983

>>27704819
>What are the chances of a 5'4" 110lbs girly boy making it in the military?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:21:53 No.27705329 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27705983

>>27705285 this
my PSG was harder than woodpecker lips and MAYBE 5'6 130s

>fight in dog, not dog in fight yadda yadda

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:23:35 No.27705349 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27705409

>>27705244
Well the bad leg and fat will hurt you more than being skinny and short bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:24:49 No.27705371 Report Delete

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>>27704819
>>27704973

If you've taken dick bigger and harder than the green weenie, you're going to do just fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:25:03 No.27705373 Report Delete

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>>27704819
I don't see why not, you're BMI is in normal range for your height.
All you have to do is not be crazy or have bad health history.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:27:49 No.27705409 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27705500 >>27705983

>>27705349
>implying 5'5 150 is fat
>implying the skinny ones don't break more easily
>oh wait are you from /fit/ and don't understand healthy body fat for males is 13 to 17 percent?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:30:19 No.27705440 Report Delete

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Actually got to participate on a gangbang on on femboy in the marine corp, so yes, definitely join

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:35:46 No.27705500 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27705543 >>27705580

>>27705409
>5'5 150 is fat
http://www.adph.org/worksitewellness/assets/BMIIndex.pdf

>implying the skinny ones don't break more easily
They don't

>oh wait are you from /fit/ and don't understand healthy body fat for males is 13 to 17 percent?
Naw, did 6 years as an infantryman and still goin, now thank me for my service.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:37:17 No.27705524 Report Delete

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You can ride on my big, hard L-CAC

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:38:53 No.27705543 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27705564

>>27705500
>Fighting for Israel

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:40:32 No.27705564 Report Delete

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>>27705543
ebi may may xD

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:41:57 No.27705580 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27705658

>>27705500
>upholding BMI
>I was in 32 inch pants then, running competitively, and swimming 45 minutes daily

out of respect to another grunt, I will say something positive. the meme is fairly true about there being runners and ruckers, and few who do both /really/ well. I didn't even notice the PT runs at Benning but rucka sacka was too heavy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:47:56 No.27705658 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27705707

>>27705580
>out of respect to another grunt
It's cool, I'm not a hooah hooah blue cord faggot

Ruck sacks hurt little people, but let's face it, people with more weight got hurt by everything. All of our dropouts were fatbodies save for the couple really fit dudes who just straight mentally fucked it.

Really, all of it was mental, no one was physically incapable of being there, that's why you do all the physicals and shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:49:21 No.27705672 Report Delete

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>>27704819
There's a lot of jobs in the military, bud. If you go POG then you can basically sleep through basic in Ft. Jackson. I did it and I was a 6' 120 lb skelly.

TLDR: Go non-combat arms and you'll be fine. If you still feel you need a prison husband, I give a pretty good reach around :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:52:56 No.27705707 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27705816

>>27705658
Considering my extra weight comes from gigantic shoulders, rib cage and leg muscles, I srsly doubt it was hurting me the way you keep asserting.
>mental
yeah, I was gonna say, if you wanna criticize a weakness I had as a grunt it was that I'm a pussy -- though an 11B with a bum leg from the time he enlisted can't be as much of a wimp as I think I am

in retrospect, shoulda gotten a job that gave me some skills, or been a 19K because fuck walking

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:56:10 No.27705752 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27705986 >>27706084

Is it true that certain military branches can reject you for being too tall? I'm 6'6'' and thinking about enlisting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 22:01:39 No.27705816 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27705879

>>27705707
>Considering my extra weight comes from gigantic shoulders, rib cage and leg muscles, I srsly doubt it was hurting me the way you keep asserting.
Considering you never mentioned that before and are tweaking your anecdotal story, I disregard and know the fact you admitted you're overweight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 22:06:51 No.27705879 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27705929

>>27705816
>you never mentioned that before
competitive running and swimming 45 minutes daily shoulda made that clear, I'm not tweaking shit

Not trolling, but that sentence didn't come out well, I can't tell if you're brushing me off or supporting what I said

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 22:10:38 No.27705929 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27705958

>>27705879
>competitive running and swimming 45 minutes daily shoulda made that clear, I'm not tweaking shit
>heres more anecdote
If you don't know what I was getting at you truly are a grunt lol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 22:12:40 No.27705958 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27705968

>>27705929
>more
It's not more if I already said it
>write shitty run on, blames my reading comprehension

fuck off cherry

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 22:13:43 No.27705968 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27705979

>>27705958
>run on
Wha? How? Do you know what that means mate?

>cherry
5000% undeployed infantard topkek

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 22:15:20 No.27705979 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27706018

>>27705968
>undeployed
says the guy who went in in 2009. how was OND?

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 22:15:25 No.27705983 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27706004

>>27704884
>>27705285
>>27705329

Manlets typically do well in military service. It gives them something to focus on besides why they don't get pussy.

>>27705409
>implying 5'5 150 is fat

Uhh yeah, that is fat/chubby for that height.

Average weight for someone 5'10" is about 155, and for each 1" difference you should expect a difference of 5 or so lbs. Most charts indicate 149+ as being overweight for a 5'5" male.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 22:15:49 No.27705986 Report Delete

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>>27705752
I feel like the air force would because I think they would want their pilots to be short to fit, just like race car drivers

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 22:17:04 No.27706004 Report Delete

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>>27705983
>Uhh yeah, that is fat/chubby for that height.
time to abandon thread, someone else believes in BMI

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 22:18:18 No.27706018 Report Delete

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>>27705979
That started in mid to late 2010 lol. Mate you even know nuffin?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 22:23:29 No.27706084 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27706088

>>27705752

Nope, not true.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 22:24:06 No.27706088 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27706362

>>27706084
However, certain positions may be barred to you, pilots come to mind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 22:46:42 No.27706357 Report Delete

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>>27705227
you still need a job
if you cant be bothered with work, what makes you think the military is a good idea?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 22:47:20 No.27706362 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27706435

>>27706088

Very few.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 22:50:16 No.27706393 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27706422 >>27706729

>>27704819
p-pls be my fellow girly boy comrade and engage in homosexual acts with me to blow off steam

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 22:53:05 No.27706422 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27706686

>>27706393
he might be straight
(probably is)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 22:53:54 No.27706435 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27706460

>>27706362
A navy friend of mine said tall people couldn't work on battleships due to being a safety concern Something about ships ceilings being too low and not wanting tall people to hit their heads, and blocking hallways.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 22:56:22 No.27706460 Report Delete

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>>27706435

Wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 23:13:54 No.27706686 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27706729

>>27706422
I'm straight too

straight enough, I only like females and other girly boys

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 23:19:28 No.27706729 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27707559

>>27706393
>>27706686
Tttoold yaaaaa
go to /hm and stop harassing limpwristed OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 00:21:26 No.27707559 Report Delete

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>>27706729
>/hm/
>the place where there AREN'T cute girly boys

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