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Quoted By: >>27706082
Reposting from this morning. Anon told us the tale of how he hit the nigger lottery.
>Move to Michigan to work at a casino
>bought a used P95 last year
>it's a little clunky, not as svelte as my Model 59
>tell a few friends and coworkers that I'm thinking about selling it
>Mr. J, we'll call him, expresses interest, and can he pretty please borrow it to see if he likes it?
>I even give him a box of ammo to run through it
>he tells me he'll buy it, but he has to make payments because we both work at the casino and thus make shit money
>I foolishly agree, with the stipulation that it's not to be registered in his name until it's paid off
>but sure, J, you go ahead and borrow that gun, since you have that animal problem you told me about
>he pays up $80 in cash, then tells me he can't really make up the rest because dem times is tuff
>I agree to take a M44 nugget in trade for $150, which puts us up to $230/$275
>then J, because he's a massive douchebag and pisses off people left and right, loses his job
>aw shucks, J, tell you what, you just get that gun registered and we'll be square
>"k anon"
>Move to Michigan to work at a casino
>bought a used P95 last year
>it's a little clunky, not as svelte as my Model 59
>tell a few friends and coworkers that I'm thinking about selling it
>Mr. J, we'll call him, expresses interest, and can he pretty please borrow it to see if he likes it?
>I even give him a box of ammo to run through it
>he tells me he'll buy it, but he has to make payments because we both work at the casino and thus make shit money
>I foolishly agree, with the stipulation that it's not to be registered in his name until it's paid off
>but sure, J, you go ahead and borrow that gun, since you have that animal problem you told me about
>he pays up $80 in cash, then tells me he can't really make up the rest because dem times is tuff
>I agree to take a M44 nugget in trade for $150, which puts us up to $230/$275
>then J, because he's a massive douchebag and pisses off people left and right, loses his job
>aw shucks, J, tell you what, you just get that gun registered and we'll be square
>"k anon"
