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This weekend marked my 6th NuggetFest I've had the pleasure of hosting. We had at least 50 /k/ommandos in attendance. There are 46 in the photo, not including myself, at least 2 at the campsite that abstained from being in and the 3 that were doing a supply run in town.
DUKE !!YGbS96NETG5
Anonymous
Anonymous
>tfw I missed MWNF
Anonymous
>>27706307 It needs to be more north next time. Like the UP?
CreepFinder !BYe7HUHHLs
>>27706272 ALSO if you have photos or videos please email me so I can give you the google drive doc so you can upload them and I can use them for the YouTube video I will be making.
And as always if you want to post photos in this thread please blur out the faces, thanks.
>commencing dump NavyFag !DNDDINDuZk
Anonymous
>>27706301 >marines got there first >>27706296 doh!
I posted the following in the unofficial thread. I'm getting old. Sometimes I prematurely articulate. Sue me.
Huge thanks again to everyone that worked to make my first fest a good one, especially Creep, BD, RSOs and Mr. and Mrs. Rusty. I think I'll be heading to PA this winter.
>blew some shit up >shot a bunch of guns I'd never shot before >got to fingerfuck every manner of gun >tasted almost impossibly horrific Chicago liquor >heard some tall tales that had me kekking >watched Creep try and inevitably, hilariously fail to maintain level flight with a camera drone >watched a bunch of younger folks discover their drinking limits and got hit with nostalgia feels for college/touring >everyone stayed safe, had fun and most importantly
>met a bunch of good people Y'all are all fags, but you're my kind of fags.
CreepFinder !BYe7HUHHLs
>>27706301 >Navy owns first shitpost Ha, Marine Corps beat you
>>27706296 lol
>>27706307 Next NuggetFest will be Winter NuggetFest in Pennsylvania next February.
CockCannon !!n/Czy3wPmIw
>>27706333 aaaaaaand I forgot the fucking trip. I'm a fucking sack of fail.
'ArdBoy !DAKKAH.vQw
>>27706318 Caveat; I would prefer to be unblurred/blackboxed.
If you see my ugly mug, as much as I'm sure you'd prefer to do the contrary, you have no need to blur.
I'm grabbing vidjeos and cleanign them up and putting them on my youtube; expect about 1 vid per day, if I get off of work early.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>27706350 I asked to not be blurred in person (I was with Kraut), do you still need a face pic and timestamp?
IAnon
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>>27706318 got google drive invite minutes ago
'ArdBoy !DAKKAH.vQw
>>27706367 Yes. I was sober for about 60% of NF, and Malort has the side effect of erasing important information from your brain.
Anonymous
>>27706394 That's not all that bottled aggregate taint cheese does. I had to stop once an hour on the way home to lick fucking road signs to try and kill the taste of it.
Anonymous
>>27706394 Wha-- Malort? Was this near Chicago?
BigDick !!Ghw79Ondv4W
>>27706394 Dude, I loved the Malort. There was a dribble in the bottle and I had dad taste it. He liked it as well.
CreepFinder !BYe7HUHHLs
>>27706334 >watched Creep try and inevitably, hilariously fail to maintain level flight with a camera drone I fucked up so many potentially good videos trying to learn to fly that damn drone lol
>>27706272 Just realized I forgot to name Max. He was on the supply run during the group photo I think.
sewfag !9Elsa9EP82
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>>27706445 No, he brought a bottle down from Chicago.
And google drive?
SebastianMonroe !!F04rgJnBPb7
I might repeat some things, but I'll say my piece.
Meathammer
>>27706318 Don't have your email :(
I was the guy with the Webley.
BigDick !!Ghw79Ondv4W
>>27706463 God bless you for the glorious, delicious squeaky cheese. It's been years since I'd last had any and it was as delicious as I remembered. Next opportunity come stand at my side when I cook and I'll speak my thoughts, why I'm grabbing and adding what I am.
>>27706482 Beautiful pistol sir.
LSBrah !J7Kirr/TYw
>>27706457 not gonna lie man, i was pretty sketched out coming in the first place, but everyone was pretty fuckin cool, minimal sperging, liberal drinking, and a loooooooooot of guns more than made my first nuggetfest a blast, and you can be sure to see me at the next one, provided its close enough
Anonymous
CreepFinder !BYe7HUHHLs
>>27706350 I thought about that for the group photo, but then I thought "Fuck you Ardy we're all going to be uniformly blurred" lol
>>27706463 It was my pleasure man, glad you had fun.
FlyBoy
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Checking in, if my keyboard ever decides to cooperate for a meaningful length of time
No real need to blur my face either, I'm a rather forgettable face tbh
>>27706463 Seconded
CockCannon !!n/Czy3wPmIw
>>27706499 >Next opportunity come stand at my side when I cook and I'll speak my thoughts, why I'm grabbing and adding what I am. Maybe remind me not to dump half a bag of fucking charcoal in a tiny hibachi while you're at it.
CreepFinder !BYe7HUHHLs
>>27706272 Anyone that needs a google drive invite, please email me
[email protected] FlyBoy
One of my favorite moments, probably should have shot it more:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSfReETkp4s Anonymous
>>27706546 >FEMALE >hnnnnnng >see you at next nuggetfest guys NDKommando !!H85scmEjxHe
Well, I'm uploading the couple gigs of video I got to the docs, hopefully some of it is actually ok and not a shit camera job by me.
FlyBoy
Just a bit of my Mauser as well:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fghehoa5Z9I Unfortunately those are the only videos that don't need more editing, and I'm a lazy faggot so I'm not doing that. That's Ardy's job
LSBrah !J7Kirr/TYw
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>>27706560 bruh, dont be thirsty
Anonymous
>>27706499 I'm a little disappointed in you, BD. You promised us multiple screaming meltdowns, but all we got was helpful, gracious hosting with an intermittent stream of hilarious, edifying inventive invective. I'm going to have to insist that you completely lose your shit at least twice at the next one.
CreepFinder !BYe7HUHHLs
>>27706482 See
>>27706539 >>27706506 Next summer
>>27706505 Glad to hear it man.
>>27706531 This is for you lol
>pic related >>27706571 Thanks man.
Anonymous
>>27706560 That's a dude in skinny jeans, bruh.
Anonymous
BigDick !!Ghw79Ondv4W
>>27706505 I missed the first Midwest Nuggetfest by a week or so. Found out by chance reading the recap threads. I then drove 1900 miles to PA picking up 4 dudes along the way and caravaning with another dude. Was definitely nervous about doing so. I had a great time there, met awesome people. WWNF comes around and fuck yeah, I drove 1900 miles to that as well. Was even better than NFWO. Now look what's happened.
>>27706531 >Maybe remind me not to dump half a bag of fucking charcoal in a tiny hibachi while you're at it. Hahaha you'd done that already by the time I'd gotten there buddy. Creep loves heat warped tables anyway, they have more character.
>>27706585 Now that I think of it I'm disappointed in myself. I think it was either the "short" five hour drive rather than 24+ hours on the road or that I was too damn busy to get seriously pissed off about anything.
Meathammer
>>27706499 Thank you, yours was not as well. Not to mention your cooking. Omg.
Also I can't read your posts without it being you yelling it at somebody.
FlyBoy
CockCannon !!n/Czy3wPmIw
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>>27706599 ha! Sent that to the dude I cast it with. He may have had a permanent side separation event.
Also, the lady loved that patch. Thanks for that. Might have saved my dousing rod with that move. She was, uh, less than impressed with the ring I left in the tub after my homecoming shower.
Anonymous
'ArdBoy !DAKKAH.vQw
>>27706445 I normally reside up the ass of Chicago, and felt like bringing that particular flavor to the lips of those around me at NF.
>>27706415 It never really leaves, it just fades. I'ts basically tastebud tinnitus.
>>27706447 You masochist. though, if we're being real, 1 in about 5-10 genuinely enjoy it.
>>27706457 I saw some good footage. I think the issue is we never knew where the camera was -pointing-
Maybe next time jury rig a small laser to "sight in" the footage?
>>27706463 Lessons Learned, I need to bring more ammo, a better tent, a smaller sleeping pad, and more food.
And Sriracha.
>>27706508 Yooou bastard, feed my inherent narcissism!
>>27706560 Nobody tell him. It'll be funnier that way.
Anonymous
>>27706605 >>27706617 >never coming to any k meets >kills self Anonymous
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Wild West When?
Anonymous
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>>27706697 Clam the fuck down
CockCannon !!n/Czy3wPmIw
>>27706693 >It never really leaves, it just fades. I'ts basically tastebud tinnitus. You magnificent fucking bastard.
>Hahaha you'd done that already by the time I'd gotten there buddy. Creep loves heat warped tables anyway, they have more character. Your pop get a snort of that Pappy yet?
LSBrah !J7Kirr/TYw
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>>27706655 well kickass man, yeah, if theres another one that i can take off the time off from my jobs then ill caravan with whomever. everyone i met was cool as all hell
BigDick !!Ghw79Ondv4W
>>27706659 This made me laugh so damn hard! I didn't expect all you crazy wonderful yahoos to jump aboard and go tooling around. We'll definitely have to make it a tradition at every Nuggetfest here.
>>27706759 >Your pop get a snort of that Pappy yet? Yep, we just split the last of that 15 yr pappy while enjoying one of PTR's fine cigars. Felt very distinguished. We'll save the 12 yr vintage until the next time I have leave and can come down since I have to go back to Kansas tomorrow.
Meathammer
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>>27706693 I'm still waiting to see Gun Dad damn it!
Anonymous
>Didn't go to nuggetfest because I didn't want to drive 6 hours south just to get there. >End up driving 6.5 hours north to go shooting the same weekend >was the only person who provided firearms for my group
Mercy
More on that horrid Malort
https://www.thrillist.com/drink/chicago/14-things-you-didn-t-know-about-malort-thrillist-chicago also whomever it was that insulted Rusty I will fight you tooth and nail and take an eyeball for my pleasure
Anonymous
>>27706859 You haven't even seen pics of the tree we blew in half with tannerite yet. We had the USMC and Army mixing explosives, while a retard who stayed in a holiday inn express the night before cut a shaping wedge into the tree. Then they taped all the tannerite into it. Not gonna lie, I had a chubby watching that thing completely disintegrate all the way down to the stump.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>27706908 Fucking nice. I had some tannerite,and we blew up a stuffed dinosaur with it. Maybe I'll post the vid here.
Anonymous
>>27706900 >>27706944 Actual fan-sourced Malort ad bylines:
>Malort, kick your mouth in the balls! >Malort, tonight's the night you fight your dad. >Malort, the Champagne of pain. >Malort, turning taste-buds into taste-foes for generations. >Drink Malort, it's easier than telling people you have nothing to live for. >Malort, what soap washes its mouth out with. >Malort, these pants aren't going to shit themselves. H2SO4 !AYZrMZsavE
>>27706944 >mfw I drink this for fun at the house >why didn't I go to nuggetfest? Anonymous
how was the cum soup this year
Anonymous
For those of us unpriviledged niggers of color, Who is rusty and why should we care?
Anonymous
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I should come next time and bring some shit from our local distillery. Michigan alchohol anything is kind of a joke.
Anonymous
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>>27706334 Whereabouts? Need to see if I can swing the PTO for travel.
IAnon
Now that i got to my PC...>finger status: still attached.
Anonymous
>>27707075 The fuck happened to you? Did you stick your finger in a garand? Those bite harder than vagina dentata.
SebastianMonroe !!F04rgJnBPb7
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>>27707041 A very cool guy who brought lots of guns and ammo for everyone to fingerfuck and shoot.
He's also the first person I've met, along with his wife, to bring rabbits to a camping trip.
Anonymous
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>>27707041 Rusty is one of the most generous, caring, and honorable individuals I have had the pleasure of meeting and being able to call my friend.
You will know who he is, because he asks if you need ANYTHING and is serious about the answer.
LSBrah !J7Kirr/TYw
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>>27707041 one of the coolest dudes ive ever met in my life, i dont compliment people easily either, but that man has seriously earned my respect, i dont think ive ever met a man who cared about others in such an open manner in my life.
CreepFinder !BYe7HUHHLs
>>27706655 >Creep loves heat warped tables anyway, they have more character. Not going to lie, watching that fireball flame when you guys lit the stove was amusing.
>>27706560 There is a female in that photo, just not the one you're referring to. But that person is cool as fuck so whatever.
>>27706908 >>27706975 I'm still a little sad I accidentally deleted that video from the quadcopter. I flew it through the mushroom crowd created by the tannerite, would've been awesome if it didn't get wiped.
>>27707041 >who is Rusty See everything in this photo? He and the Mrs. brought it and allowed everyone to use the ammo and firearms for free.
>there were more firearms than included in the photo, some were being used at the time Anonymous
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>>27706345 You're a sack of fail only because you used the trip.
IAnon
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>>27707095 yeah, i probably should elaborate
After getting pretty drunk with these fine fuckers, i went to get something from my jeep. Got whatever it was i needed, went to close the door and accidentally my finger. The door managed to latch with my finger in it so i tried to pull it out. no dice, fucker was stuck good. Dug around for my keys, got the door unlocked, opened and finger extracted. Tried to whittle a hold in it the next day with my knoife, but couldn't get it deep enough so Dave relieved the pressure for me.
>TL;DR >garand ain't got shit on a jeep cherokee SebastianMonroe !!F04rgJnBPb7
I was glad to be there when the sheriff arrived right when the first raffle winner was to be announced.
>>27707164 Did they come back to shoot at the event?
'ArdBoy !DAKKAH.vQw
>>27707041 He's a incredibly generous, kind, and frankly good dude, whom I personally intend to spend some time hanging with if my life permits.
>>27706991 Glorious
>>27707027 Shoulda come along, brought more bottles. Next time I'll bring two, we ran out before anyone could have seconds!
>>27707164 Rusty is a goddamn hero.
Also, to whomever it was that waltzed up and handed me some .223rem completely at random, I don't know who you are, I don't know what you want, but I will say this; thank you, from the bottom of the approximate area that a human heart should reside.
First vidjeo is going to be up tomorrow. Maybe two, we'll see. I'm working as fast as my sad little computer can handle, but doing warp stabilization is a arduous process.
Anonymous
>>27707225 >Did they come back to shoot at the event? They were there the whole time, picking up after all the other anons.
Anonymous
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>>27706318 woohoo, my guns (excluding revolver) get first gun post
Anonymous
>>27706859 >didn't want to drive 6 hours >not realizing people from califuckingfornia drove to make it to MWNF >>27706944 I remember thinking
>what the fuck shit is this? fuck the guy that handed this to me >>27707041 He's a guy I gave my dinner and breakfast to. He's based as fuck.
>>27707075 that finger looks much better now, I'm glad Dave got you all doctored up.
>>27707225 >did the sheriff come back no, but they would have been welcome assuming they left their LEO duties at the door and were there just to have safe, lawful fun
>>27707244 >malort you're a fucking faggot, Tony Stark
LSBrah !J7Kirr/TYw
>>27707244 that was me with the ammo man, dont even worry about it, i only have a mosin at this point so it was pointless, i just bought it for whoever
'ArdBoy !DAKKAH.vQw
>>27707257 I honestly was really hoping they'd come back, so we could have cop range buddies and a fully complete stereotypical greentext story.
>>27707265 You'll be happy to know, I paid the generosity forward for some bros to shoot my AR.
LSBrah !J7Kirr/TYw
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>>27707317 thats what its all about man, spreading the ammo/love
Anonymous
I'm done thinking about that melort. Though probably not done with the shits it gave me. I wanna remember this shit from NF. Like a fucking sunrise came in my mouth.
Meathammer
>>27706908 It had a knife. It was justified.
Anonymous
wustenfuchs !j8EyAJpgwM
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Wish I could have made it :/
Anonymous
>>27707371 yes, there was an exceptionally generous GAbro that brought some and gave anyone who wanted some a sniff
>it was like warm velvety pussy in your mouth 'ArdBoy !DAKKAH.vQw
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>>27707371 Holy balls I didn't know it was worth that much. Thank god I savored it.
Anonymous
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>>27707392 >mfw that shits more expensive than most of the guns there. Anonymous
>>27706272 Man, this looked like a blast. I hate not having my goddamned FOID yet.
Anonymous
I'm still waiting for the videos of faux auto
Meathammer
>>27707589 I would post mine but I have shit editing skills, so I'll save it for the professionals.
BigDick !!Ghw79Ondv4W
>>27707030 >how was the cum soup this year Now everyone knows the secret to my cooking.
>>27707164 >little sad You should be near an hero status over that you massive shit.
>>27707225 >Did they come back to shoot at the event? As of 2322 hours on Monday night, they have not returned.
>>27707255 The poster above meant the Deputy Sherriffs that came by when the neighbors called 911 about "large explosions and fully automatic gunfire"
>>27707371 That'd explain why it's soooooo fucking nice. Dear Christ, all of my love to you man for leaving the last bit for me and my dad.
Anonymous
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>>27707589 I own the faux auto. I sent my vidya to Tony Stark for editing. He also has some good footage of it. Someone also got god tier footage of the volley fire shoots.
FlyBoy
>>27707363 Someone saved my picture for that... nice.
>>27707589 look here
>>27706546 Anonymous
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>>27707664 >That'd explain why it's soooooo fucking nice. Dear Christ, all of my love to you man for leaving the last bit for me and my dad. I wasnt there. I was just wondering what bourbon that was. Wish I'd gone even more now.
Meathammer
>>27707698 That may or may not be my knife, that said tree took away from me.
Anonymous
>>27707723 >>27707363 >forgetting about Salsa removing snek Anonymous
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>>27707736 Nuggetfests first self-defense shooting.
Meathammer
>>27707736 I didn't forget about it. The group reaction to his shooting it was priceless. 'What the fuck?' "Who the fuck did that?"
All we hear back is, 'Sorry!'
'ArdBoy !DAKKAH.vQw
>>27707542 Illinois bro? Whereabouts?
>>27707589 First bumpsaw vid will be soon.
>>27707659 gimmie.
>>27707736 That scared the shit out of me, not gonna lie.
Anonymous
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I love the tree vid in google drive>first shot catches dirt >second shot same >aloha snackbar!!!! >DON'T DO THAT YOU FUCKING CUNT! >BOOOOOOOOM
Handy Anon !YEKLZm8p/E
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>>27706334 I love how you keep picking locations EQUALLY as far away from MI every time...
Christ.
Anonymous
A little gift from NF...next time make sure stand at left side of firing line
CockCannon !!n/Czy3wPmIw
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>>27707664 >That'd explain why it's soooooo fucking nice. Dear Christ, all of my love to you man for leaving the last bit for me and my dad. I'm glad folks got to enjoy it, especially you and your pop for putting all this on. What's good bourbon for if not sharing it around?
Anonymous
>>27707877 Which skilled semen demon gave you a boolit hickey?
Anonymous
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>>27707877 That's what happens when a gun lusts for you and gives you a hickey.
FlyBoy
So.. um... are we supposed to be allowed to upload images to the Google Drive?
moobs
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>>27707371 I tell yous what, some fucker brings some 15yr pappy to share at the next PA nuggetfest and Ill show up with a few davidoff oro blancos and we'll light em with a $100 bill.
Anonymous
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>>27707897 Suppose be a brass burn however the reason why it's looks like a bullet is unknown
Anonymous
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>>27707877 It's a right of passage.
There was a reason some of the former mil fags were wearing shemaghs or other neck coverings.
Anonymous
Any info on upcoming nuge fest
Anonymous
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>>27707978 That was supposed to end with a question mark btw
Anonymous
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Missed this one even though i was less than 150 miles away.
MadMarlin
>>27706272 [I'm the usually-anon who has quite an affinity for shitty Italian rifles and nice Italian pistols.]
About a half-dozen of you were in the STL area, we really need to meet more regularly.
I really like Reifsnider:
http://mdc4.mdc.mo.gov/applications/moatlas/AreaSummaryPage.aspx?txtAreaID=5805 And Logan:
http://mdc4.mdc.mo.gov/applications/moatlas/AreaSummaryPage.aspx?txtAreaID=6607 We should have a range day some Saturday.
Anonymous
>>27707329 someone brought pappy.
fuck me, and i missed it?
Meathammer
>>27707906 Having the same problem.
>>27707794 If I can upload shit to the damn drive, sure.
The Syrian Hammer !!9Rhl3nEGa6r
>>27706820 The hayride was pretty fun, along with the trail walk after. It's a real nice property ya'll have there.
>>27707792 Then practically everyone following over there and looking for the evidence and the bite in his boot.
BigDick !!Ghw79Ondv4W
Oh, Creep usually mentions it but I don't remember seeing it in the thread, so if anyone gets home and is missing anything at all please speak up here or email me or Creep directly. We'll do whatever's necessary to get your property back to you.
Creep's email-----
[email protected] BigDick's email--
[email protected] Meathammer
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>>27706658 Meant to say 'neat' instead of 'not' sorry BD.
Anonymous
>>27708014 we could all sperg out at henges
Meathammer
>>27708069 Still kinda amazed a skinwalker didn't pick anybody off when we drunkenly stumbled there and back.
Anonymous
I really can`t wait till nuggetfest happens in PA again. Maybe I`ll have something more interesting to bring than my AR.
>>27708125 How drunk did everyone get?
MadMarlin !!kQsqK1FKOY0
>>27708111 I've never been there, I thought they were one where you could only sight in your durr rifle and shoot at most once a second and a bunch of other stupid shit.
BigDick !!Ghw79Ondv4W
>>27708125 >Still kinda amazed a skinwalker didn't pick anybody off when we drunkenly stumbled there and back. When the Halloween decorations were set out the skinwalkers knew we weren't fucking around. Hence they didn't fuck with us.
CockCannon !!n/Czy3wPmIw
>>27708034 I might bring another bottle to Winterfest in PA. Depends on what the supply is looking like (setting aside bottles for the nephews to pass down, a couple for myself for the rest of my life, etc.). Either way, there will be very good Highland and Islay single malts, and probably a (still pretty damn good) bottle of Old Rip Van Winkle ten year.
LSBrah !J7Kirr/TYw
>>27708138 reaaaallly drunk, good times.
Meathammer
>>27708138 Uh....some didn't, some....got really drunk. Let's just put it this way, committing was a common sight and sound throughout the night. Read up a bit or find the unofficial earlier thread and you'll hear some stories. Somebody puked on a tent, puked right out front of a tent, etc.
It was all done safely, no firearms were ever handled while intoxicated, nobody got hurt, everybody was watched out for, but good lord man.
Anonymous
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>>27708174 I was there for at least 18 hours before I noticed the fucking squirrel. Chalk one up for situational awareness.
sewfag !9Elsa9EP82
>>27708179 Islay's are the shit. I love peaty scotches.
MajorLeagueFister !jaBq616JlY
>>27708179 You are my favorite person
Anonymous
>>27707794 I'm up near Naperville
Anonymous
>>27708179 im a big fan of higland park, and scapa,
if i get to nugget fest ill bring a few bottles of Scapa 16yr.
CockCannon !!n/Czy3wPmIw
>>27708222 Did you get any of that Ardbeg 10 before it was gone?
Meathammer
>>27708205 Vomitting. I can't fucking type tonight.
Anonymous
>>27708159 1 shot every 3 seconds.... no human targets, 100yr max range
but the ro are cool if it isnt a weekend. I cant wait for bush to reopen and pull some people away from henges.
personally im looking to join stl benchrest and the arnold club.
sewfag !9Elsa9EP82
>>27708243 No, but I have a bottle at home.
Anonymous
>>27708181 >>27708205 Well shit, being from Philly I guess I`ll have to bring a fair share of plastic bottle vodka and gin to winterfest PA. Hopefully nobody cares that I`m not 21.
FlyBoy
COMMENCING DUMP into the Google Drive
>>27708256 Henges is a shit period. Manned ranges are a shit in STL. I have to go there to shoot with my family when I visit and sucks ass, even if it is $3 for an hour.
The Syrian Hammer !!9Rhl3nEGa6r
>>27708174 That squirrel was pretty tasty.
CockCannon !!n/Czy3wPmIw
>>27708244 >committing No, that sounded about right.
>Lord, we commit these partially used spirits back unto the earth. >And some of dinner. >And some of lunch. >And... wait, what the fuck is that? >>27708230 Hell yes. Bring it on down.
>>27708257 Well, that's a shame. Did you get a chance at the Macallan 18? Not sure what exactly I'll bring to PA, but I'll take requests when it gets closer.
Meathammer
>>27708272 When did you guys eat that?
Anonymous
>>27708269 >plastic bottle vodka and gin FUCK No
>Hopefully nobody cares that I`m not 21 OH MY GOD WHY WOULD YOU SAY ANYTHING
sewfag !9Elsa9EP82
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>>27708284 Not there, but I've had it in the past. My favorite bar has the largest collection of single malts in Maryland. And the owner is pretty based.
Anonymous
>>27708269 >Hopefully nobody cares that I`m not 21. Fuck off we don't need that shit to taint niggerfest.
Meathammer
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>>27708298 I was wondering the exact same thing. He's probably the kinda guy to ask that when handed a beer.
Anonymous
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>>27708308 *nuggetfest
I typed niggerfest once and now my phone autocorrects nuggetfest to niggerfest.
CockCannon !!n/Czy3wPmIw
>>27708226 Aw. You too, man. Just stay the fuck away from my ass with those meat rams you call hands.
'ArdBoy !DAKKAH.vQw
>>27708138 Let's not worry about that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asDdi9kNkFI First video is up.
>>27708205 Everyone was making bets if I survived Saturday night, but in reality, I felt better Sunday morning than I did saturday (I chugged saline and bottled water as a precautionary measure, because drunk me loves me).
>>27708229 Oak Lawn. If you wanna shoot before you get your FOID, I can take you.
Anonymous
>>27708332 >meatgazing this much RSO cock MadMarlin !!kQsqK1FKOY0
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>>27708256 Yeah, as long as that one loser warden isn't at Reifsnider, it's pretty nice. We'll have to take turns watching for him and letting the other guy shoot.
Anonymous
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>>27708138 Very drunk, but we were all friendly
CockCannon !!n/Czy3wPmIw
>>27708341 Look at the fucking grin on his face. I've said it before and I'll say it again, that thing was like sex: tons of fun, over in 3 seconds and way too expensive to do very often.
>>27708346 Sheeeeeeeit. If I could find the damn thing without a map, sextant and magnifying glass I might gaze a little.
SebastianMonroe !!F04rgJnBPb7
I'm getting tired and school is in the morning. Good night everyone.
>>27708270 Looking forward to the complete set.
Anonymous
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>>27708341 Thanks, I've been shooting before, but not in almost 2 years.
FlyBoy
>>27708382 MOV's are taking forever... ugh... fucking internet But it's working slowly
The Syrian Hammer !!9Rhl3nEGa6r
>>27708285 Pretty sure that was Thursday night. BD roasted it on the fire and had some tasty spice mix on there.
MajorLeagueFister !jaBq616JlY
>>27708380 >If I could find the damn thing without a map, sextant and magnifying glass I might gaze a little. You keep feeding me that good shit and you won't have to look for it, it'll find you
CockCannon !!n/Czy3wPmIw
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>>27708427 I'll keep feeding you the good shit, but I ain't keester stashing your meat whistle, homie. What kind of lady do you take me for?
CreepFinder !BYe7HUHHLs
>>27707906 >>27708038 I goofed up and gave you guys the "view only" link. Email me again and I'll give you the "can edit" link, sorry.
>>27708083 This
>>27708205 To my knowledge only two people vomited, though vomit they indeed did.
>>27708402 I'm very slowly working on some webms.
Meathammer
>>27708409 That explains why I missed it.
I arrived right as the hayride was coming to an end. I saw a truck bed wagon full of what looked like autists in mixed unmatching Soviet milsurp, flecktarn, and neckbeards. I immediately knew I was at the right place. That place was home.
sewfag !9Elsa9EP82
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I kind of wish I remembered to bring a camera, I feel a bit left out with sharing photos. And if anyone has any of me you don't need to blur my face.
Anonymous
>>27708488 >To my knowledge only two people vomited, though vomit they indeed did. There were at least half a dozen gastrointestinal pyrotechnic shoots just on Friday night. They were well cared for. It was pretty much all younger folks letting the booze sneak up on them, not a big deal. Only two during the weekend were so bad off that it lasted hours.
Anonymous
>>27708515 That one trap seemed pretty bad-off Sunday morning.
Meathammer
>>27708488 Rasputin, Skinny, Me, I'm sure there were others.
Razzy was just the fountain that wouldn't stop.
Shadow !!bfCj17Nq6ZI
>>27708494 Just curious... Did you happen to hear "Meathammer" somewhere before and decide to use it? If so, where?
Anonymous
>>27708528 Yeah, he was a tiny guy. Just waaaaaay over did it. Happens when you're young. He got over it slowly but surely, nursing a pretty awe inspiring hangover.
Duchess
>>27708488 Puke count, to my knowledge, was three.
Anonymous
>>27708547 While the other trap brought homemade beer.
Meathammer
>>27708545 Nope. It's the name I used for all my half-orcs whenever I would make characters. Gurga Meathammer.
It's both primal and a euphemism for cock.
Anonymous
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>>27708569 will you be at the February PA NF? We must meet again. next time your nugget will be kill.
Duchess
>>27708541 Don't forget Duke heaved up his toenails at my behest Thursday night. I didn't want to deal with him accidentally inside the tent.
Anonymous
Anyone else get woken up by the pissing and moaning 5am Sunday morning?>WAKE UP >IM FREEZING TO DEAAAAAAATH AND YOU DONT EVEN CARE >IM DYING, IM GONNA DIE AND YOURE NOT HELPING ME >WAKE UP AND HELP ME >IM SO COLD WAKE UP AND HELP ME
Shadow !!bfCj17Nq6ZI
>>27708569 That is... Odd. Meathammer 7 was my callsign for several training ops when I was in the service. Only real reason I asked. Also laughed because I'm glad to see another /k/ommando with a similar sense of humor.
Anonymous
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>>27708582 Fucking yes. Shit went on for over half a fucking hour, and it was louder than the 10,000 demon chickens in torment.
Anonymous
>>27708582 that's fucking hilarious, and yes I heard it.... if you know who is was be a bro and don't out them
Meathammer
>>27708580 Well that makes the confirmed count at least 4. Some others confessed in here and the old thread but didn't name themselves.
>>27708590 This guy, I like this guy.
Glad I have you a giggle. Hope I get to meet you at a future meetup.
Did the 7 stand for 7"?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>27708610 >only 7" have some ambition
Anonymous
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>>27708607 I'm not outing anyone, though if I hadn't been freezing my nuts off at the same time I might have climbed out of my rack and pissed on them just to warm them up/shut them up for five glorious seconds of silence.
Sergeant Salsa !!OJcbzwMDuSm
>>27708582 I was snuggled happily in my old Boy Scout bag, toasty warm.
Next time I'll bring spare bags or bitch-blankets for those /k/ommandoes who aren't used to camping out on windswept winter slopes while deer hunting.
Remember kids, it's better to have to sleep on top of your -0 bag in a jacket than have your balls freeze to your thigh inside a 30 degree bag.
LSBrah !J7Kirr/TYw
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>>27708582 i know who it was, and im not going to out them. it wasnt that big of an inconvenice to me; personally i found it kinda funny. shoulda just plugged in some earpro mayng
Shadow !!bfCj17Nq6ZI
>>27708610 >>27708622 Literally laughing out loud.
The 7 was indicative of implied rank. As I said, it was training ops that I used that callsign, normally when they made me HMFIC of the platoon. For these particular events, there were several highly inappropriate but hilarious callsigns. Everyone was on board for radio shenanigans, which is probably the only reason why any of us got away with it.
>8-1 Meat Missile >Golden Shower 69 >Minority 1 (asian guy used that one. ultra bro-tier guy all around. Also our instructor, who allowed this EO Complaint waiting to happen) >Blackface 5 >Bearded Clam 4 (female used that one) I wish I could remember them all. We had a lot of great callsigns.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>27708689 >what is sub zero Shadow !!bfCj17Nq6ZI
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>>27708610 Also, I'm currently in Alabama and plagued by work and a whole lot of bills that racked up between jobs. I'm not saying a meet up will never happen, but it's probably going to be a while for me.
Though, PA being my homestate, we'll see what happens. I'll keep my ear to the wall for that Feb meet.
Meathammer
I'm still sad nobody would let me Garand Dick them.
>>27708688 Gotta love it when everybody is in on the joke.
D-does this make us Meathammer bros?
Anonymous
>>27708736 I think you have to spacedock first. Theres a ceremony and everything.
Meathammer
>>27708749 I'm down to touch tips.
CreepFinder !BYe7HUHHLs
>>27708515 >>27708541 >>27708557 Oh yeah, I forgot a few.
FINALLY figured out how to make a webm. Won't allow audio though.
Shadow !!bfCj17Nq6ZI
>>27708757 >Let us gingerly touch tips I... I'm ok with this
Meathammer
>>27708772 Its not gay if we don't lock eyes.
Shadow !!bfCj17Nq6ZI
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>>27708792 Especially not if we're both mag-dumping on target and someone is playing the bugle.
>that fucking image. My sides are gone I really need to go to bed. I'm getting to that loopy point. G'night gents. I'll keep an eye out for that PA meet info.
Anonymous
I really need to book myself a plane ticket to a Nuggetfest some time>tfw like 2k dollarydoos for return
IAnon
>>27708580 ohh duke
would drink with again/10
>>27708582 nyet. ridgeline on my hammock shit the bed, and there were people still up having a good time, so i kindly fucked off to sleep in my car. turns out the back of a jeep is pretty cozy with the seat all folded down
>>27708830 >2k dollarydoos whats that work out to in good boy points?
Anonymous
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>>27708895 Probably about $35US with the way our exchange rate is going.
I'm actually planning a skiing trip at some point stateside, so if there's a winter nuggetfest anywhere near the snow fields and I won't die from the cold I'll try come along
Meathammer
>>27708895 So you were the hammock dude! Makes more sense now. Were you also the one in the JKU or did you have a different jeep?
IAnon
>>27708945 thats me, and no i had a different one, the black 2 door XJ. climbing out of the back was a bit of a bitch in morning, fucking chrysler decided it didn't need a latch on the interior for the rear hatch
Meathammer
>>27709074 I'm guessing they weren't expecting you to kidnap anybody. Prove them wrong.
IAnon
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>>27709074 to clarify, i jad the hood-rich DIY setup back in the trees a bit off to the right as you walked into the campsite. another dude showed up with a fancy ENO that was setup near creeps tent iirc
Anonymous
>>27708830 Where are you coming from mang?
Anonymous
>>27709113 Australia.
I figure coming to a nuggetfest is the only chance I'll ever have to experience semi retard. I'll just show up with a bunch of cash and alcohol and see who lets me shoot what.
Plus it sounds like awesome fun
IAnon
>>27709094 >why did you take the rear windshield out and weld sheet metal over it? haha, i wouldn't worry about it
Anonymous
>>27709124 Ever been? Have you done much travelling to nippier parts of the world?
Anonymous
Nuggetfest virgin here, how many people usually end up just sleeping in their cars?
Anonymous
>>27708768 Shit, that's actually a pretty cool idea.
Anonymous
>>27709161 Never been to the states, no. Or anywhere else properly chilly
I'm a skiier so I can deal with cold (-10 C), but I've never really experienced proper cold. But hey, how bad can it be? I'll have all my ski gear anyway
Anonymous
>>27709179 >But hey, how bad can it be? Anonymous
>>27709179 >mfw I used to volunteer to go out and shovel snow and salt the walkways at work when I was in HS when it was about -15 C with a wind chill bringing it down to well bellow -20 C >I did that because it was finally warming up and I didn't want to deal with whiny customers anymore And that was only in Kansas. You're not gonna make it breh.
CreepFinder !BYe7HUHHLs
>>27709124 If you make the trip we'll do our best to show you a good time.
>>27709166 Usually at least 1-2 each time.
>>27709170 Ha thanks. I'm still learning to pilot the damn thing.
Alright, I'm off to bed. I'll post more pictures and things tomorrow.
Anonymous
>>27709238 Why only 1-2? Do people really prefer to sleep in tents when they don't even have fires going? Why when you can have perfectly comfy bench seats to sleep on?
Anonymous
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>>27708341 that bump fire
what the hell is the point of the hughes amendment again? imagine all the extra cash those ATF faggots could be raking in if they could still register full funs.
imagine all the extra money in ammo sales too.
Sergeant Salsa !!OJcbzwMDuSm
Okay faggots Salsa is here to teach you a bit about not being miserable while camping in the cold, because several of you don't have a lot of experience in that department, and if you're planning on going to the PA Nuggetfest in February, snowy/wet and shitty are probably high on the list of weather conditions.
Anonymous
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>>27709252 >Why when you can have perfectly comfy bench seats to sleep on? To get the full experience of going innawoods
Anonymous
>>27709204 >>27709237 I'm so fucked. I'm going to come anyway
>>27709238 Copy that. I can absolutely supply alcohol and the satisfaction of letting someone properly shoot for the first time
>>27709262 >February Perfect timing for a ski trip. Is there always a one at that time of year?
Anonymous
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>>27709262 This could be summarized in a few sentences: Stay dry. Bring a warm jacket for around camp. Bring extra dry clothing. Bring an adequately-rated sleeping bag. Don't forget that your sleeping pad needs to be warm too.
/end
Sergeant Salsa !!OJcbzwMDuSm
>>27709262 Okay so sleeping bags. First off, 30 degree bags or higher are for faggots. (Note: Salsa has very little experience in desert camping conditions) Zero or subzero bags are the best. If it's too warm to be in the bag, take some clothes off or sleep on top of the bag. The bag is only part of it though. Cold ground sucks away body heat like a fat bitch on a milkshake. Any sort of camping should have a pad under your sleeping bag. Double up the pad if it's really cold or better yet, carry in a cot and sleep on that. Don't be a moron and just put your shit right on the ground.
Anonymous
>>27709279 >I'm so fucked. I'm going to come anyway Aight. Just remember to have layers, long johns, insulated and water proof boots with whools socks, etc. Also don't the alcohol like you normally would until you sleep your first night of sub zero temps at the minimum.
Anonymous
>>27709339 Tentative plan is to go skiing for a while, at least a week, and then come nugget. So I'll hopefully be a bit used to the cold by then.
>don't the alcohol You must be forgetting where I'm from
Sergeant Salsa !!OJcbzwMDuSm
>>27709332 Lastly positioning all this shit.
First off, set your tent up on a slight slope, with your door facing downhill. Sleeping bag and whatnot goes on the opposite side from the door. Dry gear and shit goes next to bag. Wet shit goes by the door. Nothing goes outside.
You don't want to wake up to find your dry clothes or your head in a pool of freezing mudwater from your boots in the middle of the night.
If you really want to be cozy, stuff your clothes for the next day in the bottom of your sleeping bag before passing out.
Anonymous
>>27709350 Too much alcohol and real cold is not something you want to mix.
Anonymous
>>27709369 I'll have at least a week to get used to it so no worries
I wonder if I could paypal money and get someone to buy a gun for me to use for the weekend. That'd be fun
Meathammer
>>27709135 >>I just watched Mad Max and had an idea. I'm sorry, am I being detained OFFICER?! >>J-just ignore the muffled screams and what seems to be kicking against the inside of my wheel well. Anonymous
>>27706272 Random question.
I am old-fag (48). Would I be welcome at a Nuggetfest.
I promise not to assign chores, check homework or lecture you about being a NEET.
I am a lifetime hazguns and can bring a shitload of firepower I have accumulated over 30 years.
Anonymous
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>>27709392 >I wonder if I could paypal money and get someone to buy a gun for me to use for the weekend. That'd be fun ATF pls leave.
Anonymous
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>>27709398 Only if you tell use kidduns how it used to be in the olden days. Tell us of better times before the Hughes Amendment. Also grow out a large grey beard if you can.
Sergeant Salsa !!OJcbzwMDuSm
Also CreepFinder, you mentioned something about buses for getting people to Nuggetfest.
Might I suggest:
http://www.mortarinvestments.eu/products/jeeps,-trucks-a-motos-3/ural-4320-and-ural-5557-138#currency=USD A convoy of old Soviet trucks crossing the USA.
The /k/ommando /k/onvoy: More guns than the Army, more homo-eroticism than the Marines
Meathammer
>>27709392 Legally, no. That's classified as a straw purchase if the gun is for you in any way, shape or form. If the buy the gun, it's theirs. Period. If you give them money, they buy the gun with the money you gave them. It's illegal.
Your best bet would to make a list of guns you want to shoot, post it in the meet up thread you intend to go to, and see what people are bringing and cross reference it.
Anonymous
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>>27709392 And then what? Just buy lots of different types of ammo. There's plenty of people who will be perfectly cool letting you shoot their guns.
Johnson !Kumug9Qpgo
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>>27709398 Come to PA fest. We had peoples dads.
>so many happy people posting /k/ a best board. Creep a best senpai
Anonymous
>>27709415 >Legally, no. I knew that, but still...
Anonymous
Someone organise an australian enfield fest plz
Anonymous
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>>27709430 >asking anonymous guys to commit a felony for you That's not a very bro thing to do.
Meathammer
>>27709430 One of the rules of a Nuggetfest is that everything is above board, and legal. If you can't respect that then you shouldn't come. Not only are you endangering yourself, but every other person who comes to the event, Creep if he's organizing the event, anyone who's land we are using, and the future of any events.
Respect the rules, don't be the guy who ruins things for everybody else.
Meathammer
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>>27709477 I forgot the pic i intended to include. I blame tequila.
Anonymous
>>27709477 I'll just bring money for ammo then
>>27709457 There was one but it was in the wrong state and I didn't have enough time off work to drive down
Meathammer
>>27709499 That's perfectly fine. Even better, bring the ammo you want to shoot and extra to trade in case you find something else you want to shoot but don't have ammo for. Everybody is really nice and will usually give you a free round or two, but it's good to be able to do a fair trade kinda thing.
Anonymous
>>27709514 I'd have to find somewhere to get the ammo from in my travels, and I didn't think you could buy it unless you have a residential address?
Sergeant Salsa !!OJcbzwMDuSm
>>27709522 Not in America. All you need is money.
Meathammer
>>27709522 Someone else will correct me if I'm wrong but ammo has only one regulation; handgun rounds can only be purchased by those 21 years of age or older.
This may be subject to state laws, but for the most part if you aren't an obvious kid, you can buy whatever you want.
Missouri, where this meet up happened, is one of the best in the country for funs.
Anonymous
>>27709541 Rad. I'll probably just get 7.62 in both flavours, some .223, and 12 gauge cheap. And if anybody's bringing a DEAGLE BRAND DEAGLE then some fiddy cal
Meathammer
>>27709557 .50AE is expensive as shit. I'd recommend not buying it. Trade for it or pay cash for the round or two you'll shoot.
I was kinda surprised one didn't pop up at the meet up.
Anonymous
>>27708561 there were two traps?!
Anonymous
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>>27709573 This is a few times in a lifetime thing unless I somehow move over, so if someone's bringing one then I would absolutely shoot it.
Are Garands common at all? The ping makes me erect
Anonymous
>>27709430 You could send me money as a gift, I could buy the rifle for myself, I would let you borrow it and shoot it as much as you like under my supervision, but it would be my gun and would come home with me at the end of nugget fest.
that work? pretty sure that would be legal. giving someone money is legal, letting someone shoot your gun while supervising is legal, etc.
what would you want anyways?
IAnon
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>>27709395 >its just this sick new cassette tape i got and my bangin' sound system, sir >now am i free to leave? >>27709398 yes
>>27709262 >>27709332 >>27709367 some valid points in here, some missed/glossed over info. it really depends on the weather, last january was pretty damn mild, and iirc it got colder toward early feb, aand i forgot where i was going with all this, so fuck it. we'll deal with a winter survival guide when the flakes start falling.
>i'm looking at you DFDOG Anonymous
>>27709640 If there was a way for me to get a portion of my money back, then that would work very well.
Something semi retard. I would be very tempted to fund something full auto but that sounds like a big hassle for a weekend.
I would really like a Garand. Failing that, SKS or an AR-10. All stuff that I'll never be able to shoot here
Anonymous
>>27709654 Oh, I already have a garand and an SKS. Could buy ammo. plus I would need a ride since I dont have a license right now
>thats right, I have more than a dozen guns but no drivers license, GET ON MY LEVEL. also I am painfully broke and only have like 200 rounds of 7.62x39 and 80 or so of 30-06.
I also have an AKM if you'd like that.
Anonymous
>>27709697 This can work out very, very well. I don't think it'll be 2016, more likely 2017 as I'll have enough money to properly do a trip then.
Anonymous
>>27709702 >2017 shit mayne, Hopefully Ill have a license and a job by then too lol.
>tfw got drug tested and BG checked by USPS >still no call 6 days after piss test here is a picture of the collection if you see anything you like.
I should be getting a Lee Enfield No.4 Mk.2 and an Arisaka type 99 from a trade I made a couple days ago.
I dont have the Nagant Revolver any more, I also have a Remington 1858 I have yet to fire since no one nearby carries fucking lead balls, and the place that used to carry BP primers and powder has not had any for the last couple of visits.
Anonymous
>>27709731 I probably could go this February but money would be tight, due to cars and bikes and me doing silly things to them. So I figure I'll wait, maybe the exchange rate will get better for me, and I'll be able to really enjoy myself.
As for the pic I like everything there.
Fuck I need a green card
Anonymous
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>>27709747 I dont even want to know what it costs to fly here from Australia lol, so If February is out of question I understand.
>>27709731 Also I meant I was tested for employment, Not that I am employed and was tested. Hopefully it is just the government being slow.
LSBrah !J7Kirr/TYw
juuuuuust checked my email and i received a "strongly worded email" from a boss of mine
Anonymous
>>27709801 elaborate?
is your boss an anti fun faggot?
LSBrah !J7Kirr/TYw
>>27709804 without getting into too much detail, i work for a company (not my tech support gig) that handles sensitive information for a well known company.
he, personally, is extremely pro gun, BUT it "could potentially have ramifications for our company's image" so ill try talking to him and see what the dealy-o is
Anonymous
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>>27709825 that doesnt make any sense then. I dont even see what he could be upset about with what you did in your free time as long as you dont reveal company secrets.
LSBrah !J7Kirr/TYw
>>27709825 well, its more of a "worried that i might be an extremist" thing, no biggie, ittl all get smoothed over tomorrow
Anonymous
>>27709863 oh lol. Just tell him you were getting together with a bunch of autists to play with guns and get schwasted. He will understand.
LSBrah !J7Kirr/TYw
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>>27709880 hah, yeah pretty much
DUKE !!YGbS96NETG5
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>>27708341 >dat slowmo >ohhhhh, that's awesome >I love this place And Ardy basically summed it all up at once.
DUKE !!YGbS96NETG5
>>27708580 >>27708895 >mfw trying to counteract 17.5 hours of caffeine intake on an empty stomach I'm still ashamed of how I acted Thursday.
>>27709398 Fuck yes you would be welcome
>>27709550 >Missouri, where you can open carry into a gas station and buy liquor That was fun
Walking into work, will try to post pics Duchess took off my camera when I return.
IAnon
>>27709801 OPSEC brah, OPSEC.
>>27710042 we've all been there, no big deal man
Anonymous
>tfw live near NuggetFest >tfw I have yet to own a guy (indecision, no experience, family didn't like guns growing up, etc)
Anonymous
>>27709801 >MFW not taking steps to ensure OPSEC >MFW not offing said coworker 4/10 would not operate together.
Anonymous
Quite a few very very feminine looking dudes in that pic
sewfag !9Elsa9EP82
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>>27710095 There were supposedly a couple actual biological women there.
Anonymous
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>>27710083 >tfw I have yet to own a guy we can help you with that
LSBrah !J7Kirr/TYw
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>>27710084 >>27710072 hahahaha, might be true, but im no high speed-low drag moherfucker
Anonymous
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>>27709398 Fellow oldfag reporting. ...though you have a few on me (42).
Anonymous
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>>27709578 Ya, you got a problem with that m8?
>>27709801 RIP
>>27710083 >owning a guy Thats been illegal for quite some time
BigDickCell !!Ghw79Ondv4W
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Hell guys I'm 32, Rusty is 50, my dad is 60; age doesn't much matter at nuggetfest.
Anonymous
>>27706508 flecktarn + moabs + cargo pants official uniform of /k/
sewfag !9Elsa9EP82
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>>27710605 There's more people in jeans in that picture than cargo pants, one person in a skirt, and two green sweaters.
Mercy
Anonymous
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>>27706599 >south east nugget fest this coming summer Fuck yes! I can finally go.
DFDOG !!/L2R955jdvX
>>27706272 I'm really happy everything went so smoothly. I can't be more satisfied with how everyone behaved, how outstandingly helpful and generous everyone was, and how much fun we had.
I'll be working on some official gear guides btw, if you want to help my kik is skinwalker6669 and email is
[email protected] Thank you all for coming, you guys make nuggetfest what it is, but also a huge shout out to Creep, the RSO team, Rusty, wife, and rabbits, and everyone who took their down time to help set up, clean up, and be otherwise helpful. And of course, to BigDick and PapaDick for letting us use the land.
BigDick !!Ghw79Ondv4W
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>>27710789 >I'll be working on some official gear guides No one listens to DFDOG
sa/k/uya !!25Ny30e6TVR
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>>27706334 thank fug i can easily get off for february
Anonymous
I know you got a place in Nevada for western nuggetfests but I'd love to see an event in central Idaho.
DFDOG !!/L2R955jdvX
>>27711073 >All I hear is Fister laughing from the potato fields I
>>27709392 I know Ausbro is probably sleeping right now and the thread will be archived when he gets back but he will not want for a rifle to play with if he can get to NuggetFest.
As far as international travelers coming....you wouldn't need anything camping, eating, weapons or weapons related for NuggetFest. I promise you having crossed an ocean to get there would give you almost celebrity status and all of your needs would be met and maybe a few you never knew you had....wink wink.
Anonymous
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>>27711254 >handy in the pit from some Internet strangers? >WHY NOT Anonymous
>>27709477 >this a hundred timesNuggetFest is no place to be breaking any laws, would likely have a painful end for anyone trying to be edgy and fuck around with home made anything. Those fucking ROs' were bro tier as fuck but I have no doubt they would know the stupid right out of anyone who played stupid games. You don't fuck with NuggetFest.
Anonymous
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>>27711291 Right, because we're all a bunch of felons and faggots on a fucking watchlist.
Creep keeps it updated for his boss.
'ArdBoy !DAKKAH.vQw
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>>27709398 Age is no issue.
>>27709392 If you somehow make it to NF from fucking Aus, I will personally ensure you are not wanting for gear for the weekend. Just mae sure you don't accidentally any ammo. The TSA and your home gov't would ream you so hard you'd be able to sit down on a scuba tank.
>>27711291 >That moment when I broke my usual zen demeanor and threatened to take the snackbar bro out back and shoot him. I'm sorry snackbar bro, I know now that you didn't know, but fuck if I wasn't salty about that shit the first time around but was too kind about it. Once burned, twice shy and all that.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>27711402 Some happy little 9mm you have there
Anonymous
>>27711407 What a pair of sluts
Anonymous
>>27711416 Sorry it ain't rotated
Anonymous
>>27711428 Been fun, bot gotta go back to work
DUKE !!YGbS96NETG5
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>>27711402 >>27711407 >>27711416 >>27711428 >>27711443 >bot Derp. Forgot trip in my haste and lunch is short.
'ArdBoy !DAKKAH.vQw
Ay, Creep, email me a hires logo image to cram innacorner so people can't co-opt the video for bad shit.
Anonymous
>>27709398 On this subject, may I attend if I am 19?
Anonymous
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>>27711230 >XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA TIME TO OPERATE Anonymous
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>>27711464 Yes, there were 19 year olds at this last one.
'ArdBoy !DAKKAH.vQw
>>27711464 You may, but you may not drink, or bring anything which is illegal for you to possess/own. (Handguns)
Anonymous
>>27711490 It's not illegal for 19 year olds to own handguns. It's illegal for them to purchase handguns from an FFL.
Anonymous
THIS IS THE FCC, NOTIFYING YOU THAT ALL TRANSMISSIONS IN THE AREA ARE BEING RECORDED. PLEASE USE LANGUAGE THAT ADHERES TO FCC STANDARDS TO AVOID A FINE, OVER.
Anonymous
>>27711597 AM I BEING DETAINED
AM I BEING DETAINED
AM I BEING DETAINED
Anonymous
>>27711597 FUCK YOU KIKE FAGGOT
Anonymous
>>27711402 Wheres the video?!
Anonymous
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>>27711632 SIR, THAT LANGUAGE IS INAPPROPRIATE. PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT US CODE PROHIBITS PROFANITY ON THE RADIO AND ADJUST YOUR SPEECH. I HAVE A TERRIBLE CRAMP IN MY HAND AND DO NOT WISH TO WRITE UP A FINE FOR YOU, OVER.
Pierrefag !!EGbfHXqpfyW
>>27706272 I've been interested in coming to a meet up, whether nuggetfest or otherwise, if there's one near me. What do you usually bring? Camping shit like tent, sleeping bag, food, drinks, and of course guns and ammo?
What's a typical day like? Wake up, shoot guns, eat, shoot guns, then sit around drinking and hanging out at night?
I would have gone to this one but it like a 9 hour drive one way. Shit, be closer up north next time.
>tfw in perfect position to be as far away from the Midwest Nuggestfest than I am the Northwest Nuggetfest Fuck. Dakota/Wyoming/Montana/Minnesota/Nebraska meet up when!?!
Anonymous
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>>27711698 >What's a typical day like? Do you want shitposters? Because asking that gets you shitposters.
Anonymous
>>27711698 >What's a typical day like? Wake up, shoot guns, eat, shoot guns, then sit around drinking and hanging out at night? wake up, eat excellent breakfast some anons are cooking, wave dick at wildlife while taking piss, shoot my guns, fingerfuck and shoot other peoples guns, blow local flora up with tannerite, eat lunch, repeat morning activities, eat some amazing dinner an anon cooked, drink some awesome booze an anon brought, light off fireworks, shitpost over the radio to the group that wandered off looking to assrape a skinwalker, accidentally on purpose hit on the trap, ignore the low gurgling coming from the rape tent, stumble to own tent after showing local wildlife back of throat and part of dinner, fall asleep after remembering to put on chastity belt, dream of boots boots boots
>I would have gone to this one but it like a 9 hour drive one way. Shit, be closer up north next time. Man the fuck up.
We had people drive/carpool in from:
>California - 35+ hours >Texas - 17 hours >Georgia - 15 hours >Idaho - well, he flew because he's a fag Anonymous
>>27709801 >>27709825 >>27709863 >tfw this is us losing the culture war Anonymous
Anonymous
>>27711760 >tfw this is us letting fucking stupid shit like the ISIS parody video happen when we're already considered nutjobs Us winning the culture war looks like the pics and video coming out of this last NF. Everyone having fun, everyone being safe, and that snackbar shit totally stomped out.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>27706580 how did they break a mosin?
Anonymous
>>27711805 Nah m8, the "left" will still paint us crazies and extremists. We have to take their language and shove it right back in their faces. The reason they're winning is because they control the langauge and thus the debate. We have to get the language back.
sa/k/uya !!25Ny30e6TVR
>>27711805 whats wrong with isis stuff are you a cuck or something?
Anonymous
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>>27711852 troll might have worked if I hadn't met you
>>27711850 To an extent. When we produce media of these events which only reinforces their rhetoric and gives them ammunition, that's us shooting ourselves in the foot.
We need to provide well reasoned rhetoric IN ADDITION TO reasonable, fun and safe actions (at least in video and pics we pass around the internet). Directly associating ourselves with murderous fucking savages even in parody is most certainly not doing it right.
Anonymous
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>>27711803 Yes and not only were they delicious they went fast.
Anonymous
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>>27711756 >accidentally on purpose hit on the trap Anonymous
>>27711852 Google "Master Sergeant Joshua Wheeler".Nuff said'
Anonymous
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>>27711490 >you may not drink Fine by me, alcoholic beverages suck.
Do virgin daiquiris count though?
Anonymous
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>>27711959 >"Joshua Wheeler" Anonymous
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>>27711504 This, the idea that people under 21 can't be in possession of handguns is a combination of some states having specific laws about that and ignorance.
Mercy
If you want Ill bring Malt drinks for the underaged people next time. Can keep it to the side for you.
Anonymous
>>27712050 Just bring juice boxes.
CreepFinder !BYe7HUHHLs
>>27709414 Ha, nice.
>>27709398 >>27711464 Age is not a problem at NuggetFest provided everyone abides by local, state, and federal law pertaining to their age.
>>27711462 Gotcha, email sent.
>>27711597 >>27711625 kek, one of my favorite moments.
>RSOs testing their radios while dispersed throughout camp >"Radio Check." >"Roger." >"Only Faggots say 'roger' to end a radio check." >"Roger." lol
>>27711698 >What's a /k/ meetup like Well for NuggetFest, Friday is mostly setting up your tent or gear, meeting other /k/ommandos, carrying gear together from your vechicles, finishing final preparations for the campsite/range, eating lunch/dinner, getting in some range time.
Saturday is the group photo, free raffle, TCC store is open for a shore while, big mag dump happens, some competition shooting, and general range day fun. Along with more good food for breakfast, lunch and dinner if you're willing to chip in some stuff. After the range is closed for the night people tend to start drinking, some impromptu group singing often occurs. Sunday is like Friday in reverse. Wake up enjoy breakfast, clean up a bit, some more range time, lunch, people start packing up and heading out, finish cleaning up, close the range for the day, eat dinner, pretty much everyone heads out at that point.
Pretty fun honestly.
>>27709801 Damn, text/email me about it.
>>27710095 There are also some feminine looking females in that photo lol
>>27711803 Yes, and they were delicious.
>pic related Anonymous
Mercy
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They basically are, just more grown up looking
Anonymous
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>implying you have to give your age to anyone >implying anyone cares >implying this is a good cover up to show we care in case anyone is watching >;)
Anonymous
>>27709801 Wait, how did they find out? Is nugget fest broadcast all over the world or something?
Anonymous
>>27712125 Let us not forget BD's kickass cooking, random regional foods anons brought, random excellent booze anons brought and the Malort, the fact that a couple showed up with enough guns and ammo for a quarter of the entire NF to shoot the entire weekend without touching their own ammo or guns, Landscaping with Tannerite episode 302, watching the shortest guy at the fest try to operate a post driver, general autism and airborne pocket stored spaghetti (this usually following Tea around like a processed grain moving fog lacking only hot water and some Wop sauce to be a delicious meal), practicing catastrophic in flight failure drills with a camera drone and of course anons stumbling into the woods to projectile vomit.
Good times.
Anonymous
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>>27712231 >Is nugget fest broadcast all over the world or something are pics and vids of it posted on the interwebs?
Anonymous
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>>27711840 I can't into nuggets and didn't stagger the rims when loading two cartridges
Anonymous
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>>27710072 PERSEC brah, PERSEC.
Johnson !Kumug9Qpgo
>>27706334 >feb >this means i'll actually have a good birthday for once >in the past 4 years in a row I had 2 people become an hero, my gf leaving me and in general being alone plis. PLIS FOR ONCE BE A NICE TIME
Anonymous
Will the winter nuggetfest be at the same location in PA in February?
Dollar Store Moot
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shout out to truckerbro for the nickname
DUKE !!YGbS96NETG5
Anonymous
>>27712380 YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE WORRIED, SON. COME HOME BEFORE SOMEONE RAPES YOU. PLEASE. OVER.
Dollar Store Moot
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>>27706571 Just sent you a text, I know you live in Canada lite and the telegraph was just introduced, so it might take a bit for you to receive it
Anonymous
>>27711642 I'm at WORK, calm thy titties.
>>27712395 NO.
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Over.
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>>27712410 SON, WE'RE GETTING A REPORT FROM AN AGENT ON SITE THAT THERE IS A "RAPE TENT" ON THE PREMISES AND THAT YOU ARE STAYING WITHIN. YOUR MOTHER WANTS ME TO REMIND YOU THAT AT THE VERY LEAST REMEMBER THAT "NO MEANS PUTTING IT IN THE BUTT IS PROBABLY NOT OK". SHE ALREADY ORDERED ANTIBIOTICS BECAUSE SHE IS SURE YOU'RE GOING TO FORGET ABOUT THE WHOLE BUTT TO MOUTH THING. WE ARE AIRDROPPING HEMORRHOID CREME TO YOU NOW. PLEASE MAKE SURE STRANGERS COME OUTSIDE. OVER.
CreepFinder !BYe7HUHHLs
>>27712243 Yes, good times indeed.
>>27712312 Senpai might even notice you.
>>27712319 >Will the winter nuggetfest be at the same location in PA in February? Yes.
Johnson !Kumug9Qpgo
>>27712496 I'll get to bring gorka 4, smersh, plate carrier, soon to be alice, msar-kun,m16-chan....uhh I doubt anything else... lots of 5.56 for everybody...yeah. Lets do it.
Anonymous
>>27712515 If you really want Senpai to notice you, showing up unprepared is the quickest way. He pretty much spends all his time unfucking unprepared anons.
Dollar Store Moot
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>>27712496 Witness me senpai!
Anonymous
>>27712496 Do you already have dates set for PA NF?
Johnson !Kumug9Qpgo
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>>27712521 Yeah but I want to give shitty 5.56 to anons who have never shot a bullpup before and want to magdump mine and help out those who need it and in general be useful to senpai because nigga does a lot of work so i want to give back if I can.
Hi-Powered !qalc7NMPg.
>>27706334 Are there plans for a southern nugget fest?
Anonymous
>>27712601 yes, summer 2016
Anonymous
>>27706334 Will there ever be a summer nuggetfest?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>27712654 >>27712663 As a GA anon, god I hope not. Summer is miserable down here, and yankee anons will not know what to do without AC. I think a fall or spring NF in the south would be best. Winter NF should stay where there's good snow. March or April in Georgia would be temps in the high-60s low-70s. Crap shoot as far as rain, but rain never stopped a NF from being fun. If we do a summer NF in the south, it oughtta be in the mountains. In north GA, western NC or eastern TN, it'll be warm but not hellish with a nice afternoon shower every day and reasonable temps at night. Plus the smokies are incredibly beautiful.
sa/k/uya !!25Ny30e6TVR
>>27712697 this
if people think the humidity at summer pa fest was bad they are in for a rude awaking
yanke feels
LSBrah !J7Kirr/TYw
>>27712231 i mentioned a camping trip with people from 4chan offhandedly, i know he browses the chan too, but he normally sticks with r9k
>>27712125 sure thing, but its more funny than a big deal at this point
Anonymous
>>27712697 GAanon concurring with what he said. The humidity is hell in GA in the summer. It rains a LOT in April and May in GA, too, so there's that to consider.
>>27712738 >revealing your power level to coworkers LSBrah !J7Kirr/TYw
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>>27712745 right? live and learn i spose
Anonymous
>>27712738 >i mentioned a camping trip with people from 4chan offhandedly, i know he browses the chan too, but he normally sticks with r9k See that? That right there? That's where you fucked up. You mentioned a meet to a meatspace work colleague (I work with several people who lurk 4Chan, and they have no idea I even know what it is), and for a cherry on top he was a fucking r9k retard. Leave it to one of those fucktards to ruin all fun anywhere they find it.
Anonymous
>>27711756 How passable is this trap?
You know, for scientific purposes.
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>>27712745 >It rains a LOT in April and May in GA, too, so there's that to consider. It does that, but the temps are consistently perfect then in central GA, AL, TN and Miss. I would say a Smoky Mountain NF would be the way to go in April or May. Sure, it'll rain, but it'll rain the same time every day (about 3:30 in the afternoon on average, for about an hour and a half), it'll be gorgeous and it'll be cool at night.
Anonymous
>>27712771 I was joking about hitting on them, but they were both pretty passable.
LSBrah !J7Kirr/TYw
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>>27712763 yeah ill know next time not to talk about this shit around work
Anonymous
>>27712697 I mean southern not summer. And late October to mid November tends to be decent
Anonymous
>>27712793 You could barely tell with Tea.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>27712854 I knew the T stood for something else...
Anonymous
>>27712854 >>27712856 I don't think I care if Tea is a trap. I'd be very surprise if she were, but I still just wouldn't care. Wouldn't change a thing.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>27713089 >thread limit Welcome to /k/. Hope your first visit was fun. Now get the fuck out.
Anonymous
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>>27713102 Allow me to retort, bitch I don't fuck with you
Anonymous
>>27713121 One of the traps. I think there were at least three, though one may have just been an effeminate-looking guy who wasn't actually trapping.
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>>27713121 te freakin' helado, es una mujer que postear en /k/ weapons
Anonymous
>>27713131 >One of the traps. wut, really? i can't trust my fucking eyeballs OR my dick anymore.
proofs?
Anonymous
Wow this thread is full, will there be another?
Anonymous
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>>27713170 When creep gets around to it.
Anonymous
>>27713147 No girls on the internet.
Anonymous
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>>27713191 is that still true once youve met in meatspace?
fuck it, don't care. still hhhhhng.
Anonymous
im curious what she looks like tho
BabyGarand
Anonymous
>>27713242 gorgeous. at least an 8 on just about anyones scale. also cool as shit.
funny thing, she was totally at home in the middle of all the autists, and most of them seemed completely cool with her. spaghetti, but no one really shat the bed. not what i was expecting in any way.
Anonymous
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>>27713283 Well, that was unexpectedly hilarious.
DUKE !!YGbS96NETG5
>>27713170 There better be. I just left work and found out my camera took natural color pictures like pic related.
I had hoped it would be even half as awesome.
>>27713284 I found out she's my long lost sister and Fister is her twin separated at birth.
I literally found two siblings at my first fest.
Anonymous
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>>27713284 >autistics MY MOM SIAD YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO CALL US THAT FAGGOT! ITS 2015 GUY!!! I'M "SOCIALLY CHALLENGED"
CreepFinder !BYe7HUHHLs
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>>27712544 Not yet, I'll post them later tonight.
>>27712697 >>27712720 >>27712830 There are some cool plans in mind. You guys will see.
>>27712738 >sure thing, but its more funny than a big deal at this point Well that's good.
Alright we're way past bump limit. I'll make a second Recap thread later tonight after I comb through the photos on the google drive and my videos on my camera.
Winter NuggetFest dates will also be posted in the next thread.
CockCannon !!n/Czy3wPmIw
>>27713336 >I literally found two siblings at my first fest. This, but more people and not quite as strong as siblings. NF was breddy gud. Total reset on my headspace, which is getting harder to find the older I get. I didn't have to drop 2k on a week of diving, I didn't have to spend a week in Europe, I didn't have to spend a month on the trail, and I didn't have to pay out the ass to go skiing. Just meet some kickass people in the woods and shoot some guns.
BigDickCell !!Ghw79Ondv4W
>>27713387 I definitely found some awesome new friends I'd trust with nearly anything, some new friends I'd trust with literally anything, old friends I love, and new faggots to shitpost with.
CockCannon !!n/Czy3wPmIw
>>27713834 I met about 10-12 people there that I'd trust as well, and that doesn't come easy for me. Very high trust levels for three folks. I really was surprised the group was as cool, capable and safe as it was.
*Asshole not included in above comments and sold separately.
CockCannon !!n/Czy3wPmIw
>>27713882 To put it another way, responsibility and competence are not characteristics I would have associated with /k/ before NuggetFest. There was a very high level of folks taking care of each other there, almost completely devoid of the sort of dickwaving you get from people trying to prove their superiority. It was surprising and refreshing.
LSBrah !J7Kirr/TYw
>>27713960 agreed, first nuggetfest was a total blast, alot safer than i had imagined it to be. met some kickass people, some who share similar interests as me, which is
great.as well
Anonymous
>>27708582 That would be me.
Drunk idiot boyfriend, being drunk, kept throwing the wool blankets off of only me while asleep and then would get cold himself and take what little covers I had left.
You'd bitch too if someone did that to you and was completely unresponsive because they were drunk and passed out. Trust me when I say I considered shooting him because I was totally pissed off. He's an asshole, but he's mine, so I figured I shouldn't kill him.
Sorry I woke so many others up or annoyed you, but I was quite literally freezing. Both of my legs were numb from cold up to my hips and I could feel the rest of me following. It wasn't bitching and moaning, so much as "why the fuck are you trying to kill me?"
Result: I am now sick (combination of that exposure & stress from drive home) and he has to deal with it.
Anonymous
>>27714071 sounds like a lot of blame on someone else for shit you could have been prepared for. bring a sleeping bag next time. or go to sleep wearing enough layers to keep you warm.
NDKommando !!H85scmEjxHe
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>>27711698 i drove 11 hours from Fargo. Should have said something on the thread, I would have picked you up if you were willing to get somewhere along I-29
Anonymous
>>27714022 >alot You dumb motherfucker
>>27714171 Two mummy bags are already on the list. I just need to find the sleep systems that go to -30 and have that stuff sack and complete with bivvy sack
Anonymous
>>27714171 Or next time, he isn't allowed alcohol.
I DID prepare for that weather. He thought I was being crazy for wanting all the wool blankets etc.
I was NOT prepared for the person who insisted that we didn't need separate bags because he "likes to snuggle" to nearly kill me because he got shitfaced and took every warm bit away from me.
Anonymous
>>27714234 >You dumb motherfucker huh.
>wakes up half the camp at 5am with bitching >because too lazy to reach 5ft for more clothes and put them on >because couldn't be fucked to prepare properly >still calls other anons dumb motherfuckers ballsy.
Anonymous
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>>27714295 I'm the Anon with the bitching and I've called no one a dumb motherfucker
Also, already had lots of clothes on, just had all my coverings usurped by my spousenin a drunken coma
Anonymous
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Moral of the story if you're freezing set yourself on fire. Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Anonymous
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>>27714251 >Or next time, he isn't allowed alcohol. you sound like a pleasant person to date
maybe a little more personal responsibility and a little less blaming. who knows, you might be a lot happier.
Anonymous
gentleman its time to offer a moment of silence for our fallen brother>cold girls boyfriend
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>>27708341 Is there an email address I can reach you at for a range trip?
Anonymous
