>>27707724>Raised in military family. Airforce brat.Friend of family is a Wicken leader. He was supposedly high ranked. Can't remember, too young.
One day, he is all out of work for his peons to do, so he tells his airmen the secret codephrase for "fuck off."
>Everybody go grab some flightline.Airmen disperse. He goes to his shop. Somebody comes and grabs him, tells him somebody is waiting outside.
He goes walking out to see an uncertified airman driving a forklift carrying a palate of tarmack extension.
>what...Next story, same guy, same situation.
>Go get some headlight fluid.CAN'T FUCK IT UP.
Airmen disperse. Uncertified airman drove a forklift behind him, a palate with a 40 and an 80 gallon drum of humvee headlight coolant fluid.
>what...Next story, same guy.
>Everybody get some Engine Defroster.Peons disperse. He goes to do a JI and is interrupted by a uncertified airman driving a forklift with a palate of 40 and 80 gallon drums of plane de-icer. Stuff they spray on aircraft and their engines/turbines to keep everything from freezing.
>There's a note attached to the palate."Stop sending this guy to pick up things that don't exist, he's making me look bad." Signed, Supply Acquisition Officer.
>what...8 months later, his shop are deployed to Alaska. Offbase lodgings due to housing project. They all share an apartment complex. Once they arrive, he invites them all to his suite to cool down for a while, watch football and laugh off the jetlag.
Turns to an airman uncertified to drive a forklift, hands him a 50$, get Pizza, beer and hookers.
3 hours later
Knock knock.
5 boxes of pizza, a camp cooler of beer, two hookers.
I went downstairs and asked the complex manager where I could get some pizza, beer and hookers. He told me of a good local pizza parlor, a ma'n'pa's liquor store and then gave me the name of two girls and where to go.
"The next time I ask you to do something, just don't do it. You should have been a supply officer..."
