So /k/,

As you may or may not know from my few threads that im english living state side in a very gun friendly state (oklahoma) and has brough my first shotgun.

I go to the range alot but everytime by my lonesome, until this morning.

>meets some cool backwoods gun lovers awhile back
>offers to take me shooting
>presumes that as a britfag/britbong i have never shot let alone held a firearm before.
>goes along with ploy
>they pick me up along with their GFs
>they start talking shit about how they can hit a bulls nutsack from 500yds with a rifle.
>stays quiet
>starts talking shit about how the english are pussies and gave away murica
>stays quiet
>finally arrives at the backwoods range
>gets out
>told to sit on a rock and watch "the pros"
>chills with females
>watches them load slugs
>watches them both unload as quick as possible at target trying to be boss
>watches closesly at their aim
>misses every fucking shot
>calculates deviation from their piss poor attempt from spectating
>wimminz scream wildly at their mans ability to pull a trigger
>muttleysnigger.jpg
>hands me the shotgun, tellong me i can dream to be as good as these two backwoods warriors
>loads slugs
>stanves infront of target
>factors drop plus wind
>aims down barrel letting muscle memory kick in
>squeezes trigger,lets of 3 loads
>first hit inch below
>second just left
>third just shy of middle
>guys jaws drop, bitches be silent
>letrollface.jpg
>hands shotgun back
>is called a eurofag
>told to fuck off back to england
>best car ride home ever.
>found said friends deleted me from fagbook


So /k/, what the fuck is wrong with americans? You guys really get that butthurt when you get out shot?