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not /k/ but definatly innawoods
>be 20 years old
>drinking and smoking pot with my friends in the woods
>couple of beers and bong rips later i start gathering ore fire wood
>see a flashlight pointing at us
>"i think that's the cops anon we should talk with them"
>nope.jpeg
>hussein bolt mode engaged
>sprint down hill
>gangstarapmademedoit.mp3
>completly forget about my backpack which had my wallet
>cops find my wallet and a sheath for one of my knives
>according to my friends the cops said over the radio that i might be armed with a knife
>make it back to town
>cops everywhere
>time to operate nigguh
>manage to get back home
>cops arrive at my place a couple minutes afterwards
>tell my dad what happened
>he comes down stairs and tells the cops he has no idea where i might be and that he will deal with me later
>all my friends got tickets that night
TL;DR fuk da police
