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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 00:03:28 No.27719211 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27719236 >>27719240 >>27719305 >>27719391 >>27725641 >>27725840 >>27727045 >>27727173 >>27731049

>be at moms house hanging out
>about to leave
>strange van pulls up behind me and sits in the road
>figure out whats going on
>grab pistol out of car
>mom sees as she walks out
>about to walk inside
>"i dont want that in my house"
>"BUT MOTHER THIS IS WHAT ITS FOR!! You dont know what hes going to do NOW!"
>put pistol away
>sit inside and laugh internally waiting for the cops to get there

Just fuck me sideways and call me a nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 00:04:52 No.27719236 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27719324

>>27719211
What? What happened with the van?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 00:05:02 No.27719240 Report Delete

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>>27719211
>Sperg
>Get called a dumbass by mommy
>Tell /k/

Your life seems to be going well

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 00:06:16 No.27719256 Report Delete

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Wut

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 00:10:31 No.27719305 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27719324 >>27719381 >>27723090

>>27719211
>be landscaper
>pull up to this lady's house I like to fuck after trimming her lawn
>see obese man wearing a japanese cartoon shirt
>he dives into his 93 Honda Civic and starts waving his Hi-point around
>Dick lich starts screaming at him
>29 year old child starts sperging out, his onsies pee flap is open and I can see cheeto stains in his bush
>decide to leave

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 00:12:08 No.27719324 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27719332 >>27719361 >>27719389 >>27725840 >>27731118

>>27719236
cops came and did what i was already doing by telling him to get the fuck out

>>27719305
did this actually happen?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 00:12:39 No.27719332 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27719370 >>27725840

>>27719324
No, I mean, what was the van doing? Why did you get your gun?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 00:14:38 No.27719361 Report Delete

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>>27719324
>did this actually happen?
i sure hope so

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 00:15:27 No.27719370 Report Delete

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>>27719332
it was the husband of someone my mom was giving a place to live because the husband maimed the son and decided to not take him to the doctor. And he reported her as a missing person because she didnt reply to his texts for less than a whole day.

I dont fuck around with that kind of crazy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 00:16:05 No.27719381 Report Delete

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>>27719305
>Dick lich

Lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 00:16:42 No.27719388 Report Delete

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>>27719370
Then maybe you should of told us that in OP, because that greentext makes you sound like some paranoid wackoo who starts waving guns whenever someone parks in front of your house.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 00:16:49 No.27719389 Report Delete

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>>27719324
I don't understand. You sperged out and pulled your gun because there was a van in the road? What do you do if you see a truck? Pull out your surface-to-air missile? And the cops told them to get out of what? The van? They can't make them leave because roads are public. You're lucky the people in the van didn't see, or didn't care about your gun, because if they told the cops you pulled it, this story would end a bit differently.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 00:16:55 No.27719391 Report Delete

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>>27719211
>who?
>what?
>where?
>when?
>why?

Answer these questions for more effective communication, OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 00:19:31 No.27719427 Report Delete

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>>27719388
oh i never revealed to him that i was carrying. I wasnt sure who the guy was until i talked to him, and even then after telling him to leave i still wasnt quite sure what he was doing there until my mom told me.

>>27719389
its a private lane off the main road.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 00:22:52 No.27719459 Report Delete

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>>27719427
You are horrible at telling stories.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 00:25:18 No.27719491 Report Delete

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>>27719459
i know. thank you. Ill get better one day. It was originally just supposed to be funny but i guess it got all serious and stuff.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 00:26:25 No.27719509 Report Delete

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>>27719491
You are horrible at telling jokes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 00:27:21 No.27719522 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27719532 >>27719551 >>27719877 >>27725840

Kek this is like a Guy Ritchie movie where you find out the story in bits and pieces that aren't necessarily in order

Except this isn't good like a Guy Ritchie movie. It sucks ass and is a stupid fucking story told by an absolute moron.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 00:28:26 No.27719532 Report Delete

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>>27719522
So David Cage then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 00:29:19 No.27719546 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27719565 >>27719877

>>27719532
Good god yes. This is Beyond Two Souls in thread form.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 00:29:38 No.27719551 Report Delete

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>>27719522
But we find out later that he's actually Keyser Söze.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 00:31:11 No.27719565 Report Delete

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>>27719546
>This is Beyond Two Souls in thread form

OP fucking destroyed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 00:32:59 No.27719592 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27719877

It's okay OP, we all make stupid fucking threads sometimes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 00:59:03 No.27719877 Report Delete

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>>27719592
>>27719565
>>27719551
>>27719546
>>27719532
>>27719522
>This is Beyond Two Souls in thread form
damn guys, That hurts. but i laughed enough that it made me feel better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 01:20:48 No.27720123 Report Delete

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>>27719509
>>27719491
And probably horrible at life

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 01:41:47 No.27720321 Report Delete

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>>27720123
yeah, i really am.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 10:54:04 No.27723090 Report Delete

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>>27719305

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 17:07:52 No.27725641 Report Delete

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>>27719211
This retarded nigger owns guns. Smh tbh fam

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 17:36:32 No.27725840 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27730933

>>27719211
>>27719324
>>27719332
>>27719370
>>27719388
>>27719391
>>27719459
>>27719491
>>27719509
>>27719522
Fucking years since I've lelled out loud from a k thread, now I have to ride the bus with these people

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 19:48:17 No.27727045 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27727064 >>27727083 >>27727150

>>27719211
I hate liberal parents... especially mine.

>Be chilling watching some comedy movie (naked gun I think?)
>Not expecting anyone to show up
>*Ding-Dong*
>Pause movie and head to the door to meat Satan and his cock-sock of a wife
>a.k.a Mom and Dad
>"Hi sweety we were in the neighborhood and thought we would drop by!"
>Lie-ger counter going off at a 2.7 because they live almost 7 hours away
>Let them in and tell them I need to put on some more suitable clothes
>Hear them talking down stairs then nothing
>Hear door shut and car turning on
>Check out the window to see parents car zooming off
>Wtf.webm
>Go down stairs and see what made them leave
>Shit on my dick...
>Left stripped gold painted M70 out on the table
>Think nothing of it
>Reassemble it and put it in my bedroom and continue watching movie
>Day goes by swimmingly
>About to go to bed
>Hear people outside my door
>Look out of window to see a fucking SWAT truck
>What the actual fuck.gif
>Get raided and do everything I'm told lest I get fucking shot
>Be inna police station getting questioned
>Get released after 5 hours
>Parents are fucking waiting for me
>"OMG HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US?! WHERE DID WE GO WRONG?!?!" bs sob story from mom and my dad won't even look at me
>Question the fuck out of parents and found out they assumed because I had a "golden AK-47" that I was a high ranking drug dealer or some BS like that
>Go to house, clean it up, and then file a restraining order on both of my parents

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 19:50:40 No.27727064 Report Delete

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>>27727045
This never happened, but it was pretty entertaining.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 19:53:13 No.27727083 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27727088 >>27727970

>>27727045

Restraining order on parents.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 19:53:51 No.27727088 Report Delete

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>>27727083
Good fuck that show was awesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 19:59:47 No.27727150 Report Delete

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>>27727045

jesus fucking christ anon, even my mom is anti-gun, anti violence but if she saw a weapon disassembled on the kitchen table she'd just tell me to clean up my mess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 20:02:23 No.27727173 Report Delete

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>>27719211
What the fuck are you even trying to say? who is he? what is he going to do? what did you figure out? You autist you shouldnt own a gun if you're this stupid.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 20:36:40 No.27727514 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27727592

>that feel when parents dont give a shit i made my gun illegal with restoring sidefolding stock and inserting full retard trigger group
>that feel when im not american, so suck it ATF

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 20:46:47 No.27727592 Report Delete

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>>27727514
>that feel when you want to be democratic
>but you live in a shithole country where the gov forces you to have a legitimate job to buy and you cant get CC nor OC licenses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 21:23:42 No.27727970 Report Delete

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>>27727150
I wish I had your mom. My parents are a high-class 100% white neighborhood HOA type as they can get. So they assume gold guns = cartel / king pin shit. Plus they think all my guns are FA for some reason, Anything that isn't bolt action is FA to them actually. So it kind of would make sense if swat showed up because they responded to a "cartel member with a fully-auto gold ak47 and other guns".

>>27727083
But seriously fuck them. They bring with them a fucking PLAGUE of shit that ends up with me either screaming at them or some shame-fest with them and all of their friends and family. If ISIS kid-napped them I would send them a thank you letter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 21:43:05 No.27728199 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27729822

Every time I carry my mom thinks I'm gonna get fucked up by cops. Even though I carry a shield and it's tiny as fuck and don't print at all. Like goddamn, cops really don't care that much do they?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:11:47 No.27729822 Report Delete

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>>27728199
No, they don't. I doubt they care at all. If they notice I imagine all they think is, "there's another idiot with a gun". and move on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 02:02:08 No.27730933 Report Delete

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>>27725840
im glad i brought joy to your 4chan experience

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 02:21:29 No.27731049 Report Delete

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>>27719211
>be at my moms house helping her move out of the country because lol bush won election
>In the basement late night start hearing loud noises down the street
>Noises getting louder, can now tell its banging and shattering glass.
>tell gf to call cops tell them theres vandals and to go upstairs check my mom for me.
>grab 30-06 and head out into the darkness
>see several shadowy figures busting house windows car windows and mailboxes.
>3 guys with bats, rebar and a bitch
>ocular patdown
>tell them to get rid of the weapons
>chuckle fuck starts joking i have an air rifle
>take 30-06 off my back and tell them again
>one guy notices who i am, we went to elementary school together
>he convinces them to toss away their shit
> other guys still laughing and posturing
>out of adrenaline and stupidity i unbolt and toss a round at the dipshit that knew me.
>he starts stuttering and apologizing
>they all try to act like im their friend. fuck that
>they start giving me a sob story about how the girl got kicked out.blahblahblah was beaten by father
>eventually tell them to get the fuck out and ill shoot them if i hear more noises
>GF / mom never called cops
>anon what are you doing with a gun in my house!
>try and explain there were 4 possibly armed people
>call police myself
>Cops never show up
>read police report later
>they were arrested down the street for assaulting police officer, breaking lights on squad car etc.

I did have a 92fs in my trunk but the doj paperwork wasnt complete yet and keys werent on me.(transfer from my father since i was under 21)

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 02:33:44 No.27731118 Report Delete

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>>27719324
>did this actually happen?
You tell me anon

H&K BEARCLAWS

H&K BEARCLAWS Thu 29 Oct 2015 03:12:41 No.27731302 Report Delete

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>>27731049
Should have killed one of them.
Fucking scum.
Yes I am mad as fuck. FUCK,

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