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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 14:12:08 No.27724526 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27724549 >>27724772 >>27724782 >>27731169 >>27731285 >>27733581 >>27737871 >>27740035 >>27740513

Do you even bless your firearms?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 14:15:23 No.27724549 Report Delete

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>>27724526
No just use holy water if you shoot corrosive ammo

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 14:17:11 No.27724555 Report Delete

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 14:53:23 No.27724772 Report Delete

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>>27724526
No. I don't ask Santa to do my taxes either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 14:54:48 No.27724782 Report Delete

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>>27724526
I've had my benchmade griptilian blessed by a lakota shaman. Didn't have any firearms on me at the time when I was visiting him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 14:57:55 No.27724798 Report Delete

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i once stuffed my AK down my pants and danced around, if that counts

BRM

BRM Wed 28 Oct 2015 21:12:13 No.27727835 Report Delete

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Ah, those SAWs!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 21:13:29 No.27727851 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27733454 >>27740401

im an ordained minster. got my certification online.
post pics of your guns and ill bless them through the screen

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 21:14:40 No.27727865 Report Delete

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>>27724549
Using water on a gun.

Wonders why there is more rust than there was.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 21:15:59 No.27727884 Report Delete

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>>27724555

That kid with the basin looks like white Obama

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 02:38:52 No.27731141 Report Delete

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>>27727865
>autism

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 02:43:16 No.27731169 Report Delete

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>>27724526
Yes I lube with consecrated oil

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 02:59:17 No.27731239 Report Delete

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>>27724772

Of course not. Santa ain't a Jew.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 03:06:31 No.27731276 Report Delete

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>Ave nex alea
>saluto nex alea
>sprinkles holy CLP

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 03:07:45 No.27731285 Report Delete

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>>27724526
With my GF's precum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 03:12:17 No.27731298 Report Delete

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To those people who don't anoint their firearms with water: How do you even defeat terrorist groups like MILF?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 12:23:38 No.27733417 Report Delete

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>>27731298
With my blessed dick of holy pussy pounding.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 12:25:21 No.27733431 Report Delete

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>>27727865
>Trying to greentext
>Wonders why the text isn't green

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 12:27:26 No.27733454 Report Delete

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>>27727851
>I'm not a grill, btw

Do I post the recurve bow? Or should I save that one for an affiliate of Lucifer to bless? Seems more fitting for some reason.

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ZeratoKun on Mobile Thu 29 Oct 2015 12:43:58 No.27733581 Report Delete

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>>27724526
Wololo

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 12:44:46 No.27733589 Report Delete

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>>27733431

Came here to post this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 13:03:56 No.27733697 Report Delete

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>>27733454
The pistol is sure helping you in your home defense efforts

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 13:05:34 No.27733702 Report Delete

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>>27731239
That's why I ask jesus

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 16:44:01 No.27735615 Report Delete

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>>27733697
It stayed like that until I got my cwp. Now it's loaded almost all the time; thanks for your concern.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:30:52 No.27737851 Report Delete

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>>27724555
OMINUS DOMINUS
KEEP TAPCO OFFOFUS

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:33:23 No.27737871 Report Delete

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>>27724526
I rely on my marksmanship skills more than superstition.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:46:17 No.27737990 Report Delete

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>>27737871
>not having marksmanship skills AND superstition
Ave nex alea, edgelord.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:47:19 No.27738007 Report Delete

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>>27737871
You can't wear a helmet over that fedora anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:27:18 No.27739742 Report Delete

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>Not blessing your guns

Byzantines did that everytime before stepping out of Constantinople to remove the kebabs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:29:01 No.27739754 Report Delete

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>>27739742
and now they don't fucking exist

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:33:59 No.27739798 Report Delete

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>>27737871
>mfw there's people who aren't catholic on /k/ right now

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:39:23 No.27739842 Report Delete

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>>27733454
How about you put some oil, tar, or shellac on that dried out rifle.
>there are people on /k/ right now who believe there's a magical boogyman in the sky watching everyone at every time wank it.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:43:48 No.27739868 Report Delete

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>>27739798

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:56:13 No.27739971 Report Delete

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>>27738007

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:04:46 No.27740035 Report Delete

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>>27724526
Yes, and I pray to Omnissiah as well

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:09:19 No.27740065 Report Delete

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>>27739798
>mfw there's people who are pedophile-supporting, elitist, hairsplitting Catholics on /k/ right now

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:19:05 No.27740127 Report Delete

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>can't afford body armor
>can't afford to replace that shitty M81 ripoff
>Bless Korean SAWs instead and pray that Jesus will lead boolits straight to Muslims

That recoilless rifle being used in 2015 is kind of sad because we can't afford AT-4s or even the older CGs.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:23:52 No.27740171 Report Delete

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>>27740065
>This is what heretics actually believe

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:24:15 No.27740178 Report Delete

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>>27739868
That guy in the last frame is pretty much spot-on though. The Vatican is a den of hypocrites and pederasts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:34:59 No.27740257 Report Delete

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>>27740171
>calling someone who worships the same god as you a heretic
I can see now why Christianity is failing, its because Catholics are such big cry-babies.

Makes me glad atheism doesnt have any of this retarded ideology shit to fight about.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:37:04 No.27740274 Report Delete

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>>27740171
>cathocuck calling other people heretics

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:41:22 No.27740307 Report Delete

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>>27740171
But you are the heretic

t - Armenianfag

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:41:47 No.27740313 Report Delete

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>>27740257
>>27740274
>>27740307
Whatever helps you guys sleep at night

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:43:18 No.27740323 Report Delete

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>>27740178
You know who that is right?

Martin Luther, the original gangster, not that nigger upstart from the 60s

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:43:25 No.27740326 Report Delete

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I rub the sacred oils on my weapons and recite the hymns from my Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:44:02 No.27740332 Report Delete

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>>27740313
>not having an argument
>just waving elitist highhorse mentality around

most catholics are shitskins anyway, so its not like you matter in the grand scheme of things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:45:56 No.27740343 Report Delete

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>>27740307
>not being a Copt

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:49:58 No.27740370 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27740460

>>27739798
>>27740171
>>27740313
>supporting pedophiles
>criticizing others who worship the same god as you

not even religious, but the way sunnis bitch about shi'ites and catholics bitch about protestants when they practice the exact same religion has always been a mystery to me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:52:11 No.27740388 Report Delete

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>>27724549
>2015
>not anointing your guns with consecrated oil

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:54:20 No.27740401 Report Delete

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>>27727851
Post certs. I'm not gonna trust just any old Shaman!

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:55:45 No.27740411 Report Delete

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>>27740343
Copts don't have their heads attached any more. They barely exist now, they will probably be extinct in 3 decades due to pogroms and persecution.

That is, unless they do what the last big group of non-muslims in the region did when they were under pogroms and persecution by the muslim majority, pic related

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:59:19 No.27740436 Report Delete

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Yeah, I don't need any help from some pussy that got his shit pushed in.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:00:51 No.27740450 Report Delete

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>>27740411
getting beheaded by ISIS and your church burned by local Egyptian mobs...
#JUST COPTIC THINGS

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:02:37 No.27740460 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27740509

>>27740370
There is a difference in the dispute between Catholics and Protestants, and between Shi'tes and Sunnis. For the Muslims, it is a dispute over who was supposed to lead Islam following Muhammad's Death. For Christians, it is a dispute over doctrine and the nature of how God forgives people, types of sin, priesthood, etc.
P ites and Sunnis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:03:16 No.27740466 Report Delete

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>>27740436
shitty b8

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:06:54 No.27740496 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27740543 >>27740668

>>27740466
I dunno, he has a point. Modern Westerners looking up to a religious asshole who was an asshole to other religious assholes and then got executed is stupid.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:07:10 No.27740499 Report Delete

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>>27739798
>there are people on /k/ that aren't orthodox

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:08:28 No.27740509 Report Delete

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>>27740460
It's the same argument, and the main failing of believing in supernatural critters: trying to discern what they want, through a process of inverse reasoning. Therein lie all the horrors of the world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:08:48 No.27740513 Report Delete

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>>27724526
I prefer enchantment for better crits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:11:12 No.27740543 Report Delete

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>>27740496
Yeah, the lengthy illogical arguments about how Jebus didn't really get his shit pushed in, it was all part of the plan, are objectively absurd.

Seriously, Jesus Freaks, grow up.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:13:11 No.27740560 Report Delete

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>>27740513
Magic Runes!

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:19:20 No.27740617 Report Delete

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>>27740499
>mfw there are people on /k/ who don't worship the Emperor.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:20:52 No.27740638 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27740669 >>27741977

>Firearms
Get on my level

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:23:32 No.27740656 Report Delete

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>>27740323
Best watch out or he will translate your books and print them

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:24:45 No.27740663 Report Delete

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>>27740617
That old corpse!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:24:51 No.27740668 Report Delete

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>>27740496
>>27740543
Throwing more shitty b8 in the water doesn't make your b8 any better

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:25:10 No.27740669 Report Delete

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>>27740638
>fighter
Heathen, please.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:27:31 No.27740687 Report Delete

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>>27740668
It's not bait, Son, it's good news. I hereby set you free of your idiotic superstitions.

Now pull your head out of your ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:53:45 No.27740934 Report Delete

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>>27740663
Heresy!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:54:41 No.27740941 Report Delete

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I vomited on one after a night of heavy drinking, does that count?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:35:00 No.27741225 Report Delete

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>>27733454
>2015
>not blessing your tactical cat

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:42:53 No.27741268 Report Delete

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I started doing this thing a few years ago, it's probably stupid and superstitious or whatever. But every new gun I get, I shoot a nigger.
I've noticed a trend of there being less niggers around, so I don't want to stop doing it. It's like those guys that stand in one specific spot when watching games and their team never loses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 05:15:56 No.27741955 Report Delete

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>>27741225
>you can catch that unholy furball
>blessing a demon
>not excising the tacticat

Are there any cat armor patterns online? I'm thinking like a papercraft template or something I can fiddle with to dress Bonnie in BDUs or something.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 05:23:44 No.27741977 Report Delete

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>>27740638
+10 remove kebab damage
-10 AA receive damage

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 05:26:37 No.27741986 Report Delete

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>>27739842
There is.
>not covering all your bases regardless of religious belief
>There are people on /k/ right now who don't use Mudslime brand Allah-guided bullets

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