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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:24:07 No.27728647 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27729556 >>27729600 >>27729611 >>27729619 >>27729836 >>27729930 >>27730984

So what deadly shit have people eaten on this board? Because I seem to notice it happens from time to time in this magical place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:30:06 No.27728709 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27728872

Gunpowder, cosmoline, and a chunk of depleted uranium are the ones I can think of off the top of my head.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:33:58 No.27728757 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27729618 >>27729631 >>27729641

>at buddys house
>tell him to get his bitch ass up and make me some food
>comes back in with two hot dogs with chocolate sauce and whipped cream on top
>jokes on you fucker, ill eat the shit out of these
>bite into it, almost immediately vomit
>he put ranch dressing underneath and ruined them
>even to this day i refuse to eat ranch dressing on anything

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:42:40 No.27728872 Report Delete

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>>27728709
Don't forget 1990's vintage MRE's.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:15:18 No.27729250 Report Delete

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>>27728872
Technically not a /k/ poster, but a /k/ posters son ate a .22LR

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:42:49 No.27729556 Report Delete

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>>27728647
My wife's spicy curry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:46:49 No.27729595 Report Delete

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I was cleaning my guns yesterday and got some Hoppes in my mouth.

no ragrets

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:47:40 No.27729600 Report Delete

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>>27728647
I use to eat glass in a side show

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:48:23 No.27729611 Report Delete

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>>27728647
I drank some beer last year and ate a mushroom I found in my backyard.

One of the dumber things I've done.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:49:21 No.27729618 Report Delete

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>>27728757
>be a kid
>it's thanksgiving
>my little brother is being an insufferable faggot
>whining non-stop about wanting cheesecake
>mother has had enough
>cuts a wedge of butter resembling a slice a pie
>covers it in cherries
>serves it
>brother takes a bite
>hfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:49:22 No.27729619 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27729631

>>27728647
Didn't someone on /k/ ingest a depleted uranium round?

Fairly recent too, iirc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:50:48 No.27729631 Report Delete

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>>27729619
literally the first post in the thread.

>>27728757
>>27729618
fucking lulz

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:51:28 No.27729637 Report Delete

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>>27729595
>No Ragrets

Not even a single letter?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:51:54 No.27729641 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27729667

>>27728757
Ranch is disgusting anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:55:31 No.27729667 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27729762 >>27729767

>>27729641
Take that back, nigger

>tfw fried chicken strips dipped in ranch
>tfw french fries dipped in ranch
>tfw mozzarella sticks dipped in ranch
>tfw pizza dipped in ranch

You can also put in on salad I guess which is cool

my grandmother was foreign as fuck and couldn't read english and would regularly buy and serve ranch dressing instead of tartar sauce with fish. That was definitely not good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:00:08 No.27729713 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27729755 >>27729756 >>27729785

>tfw Finnish
>tfw many of our foods and delicacies are considered disgusting

It's like 99% of the world has shit taste. I have yet to find a foreigner who likes salmiakki. All you pussies either spit it out or puke.
It's fucking candy you lame tasteless fucks. Granted, it's made from ammonia, hydrochloric acid, tar and salt, but it's good.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:03:59 No.27729755 Report Delete

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>>27729713
>it's made from ammonia, hydrochloric acid, tar and salt

nigga wut

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:04:05 No.27729756 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27730180

>>27729713
Or maybe the rest of the world isn't so poor they can make candy out of sugar and not fucking salt

When your entire cuisine is an acquired taste, it's shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:05:03 No.27729762 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27729781

>>27729667
You can keep your stinky ranch.
BBQ/Honey Mustard master race

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:05:33 No.27729767 Report Delete

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>>27729667
Put that shit on a cheese stake its great

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:06:56 No.27729781 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27730221

>>27729762
>honey mustard

At least we can agree on something

honey mustard master race

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:07:34 No.27729785 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27730180

>>27729713
Yeah, because you eat enough of that shit and it will literally kill you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:08:24 No.27729794 Report Delete

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>tfw I didn't like pepperoni as a child
Every. Single. Fucking. Party. Pepperoni pizza. Even on my birthday, I got pepperoni pizza and no pizza with toppings that I liked. I grudgingly learned to eat it though. Still not as bad as the poor fools who don't like pizza at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:13:43 No.27729836 Report Delete

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>>27728647
I killed a bear and ate it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:24:09 No.27729930 Report Delete

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>>27728647
live .22 lr rounds.

not me, but some tardius maximus did a few years back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:28:43 No.27729975 Report Delete

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One time, I vomited enough to fill my mouth but I just swallowed it back. That counts?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:48:06 No.27730180 Report Delete

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>>27729785
Yeah, but it's good. Some salmiakki has chili in it too.

>>27729756
>>27729755
>implying you even enjoy life without salmiakki

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:51:37 No.27730221 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27730331

>>27729781
fug dat yellow mustard for life

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:57:18 No.27730271 Report Delete

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>>27729637
Spotted the newfag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:58:30 No.27730290 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27730311 >>27730320 >>27730326 >>27730342

>high as a kite playing halo 2 with bro
>give friend those wheel cheeses wrapped in wax
>tell him to bite into it
>he eats that shit in one bite
>this tastes kinda shitty anon
>he eats 3 more before I tell him you have to peel the wax off
>here have some duck jerky
>it's really jerky for my dog made out of nasty ass meatscraps
>he fucking loves them
>kek heartily and continue playing halo 2
>realize he ate the whole bag at some point
>dad comes in and asks me where the dog treats are
>keks ensue as my friend realizes he just ate a whole bag of dog treats
>he swears they tasted amazing

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:00:22 No.27730311 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27730340

>>27730290
You didn't taste the dog treats?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:00:32 No.27730314 Report Delete

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Salamanders.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:00:48 No.27730320 Report Delete

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>>27730290
Oh goddamn. I havent had babybel cheese in ages.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:01:43 No.27730326 Report Delete

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>>27730290
was he stoned too?

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:02:31 No.27730331 Report Delete

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>>27730221

The animals are starting to serve nurgle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:03:16 No.27730340 Report Delete

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>>27730311
not gonna lie I was tempted to, but he ate the whole bag before I had a chance and I was laughing pretty hard. I have tried doggie biscuits before as a child and they weren't too terrible, but they were so fucking hard I lost a baby tooth on one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:03:29 No.27730342 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27730364

>>27730290
9/10 dog treats will either taste like dry, hard, flavorless nothingness or they'll actually taste passable/decent/occasionally good.

Those cookies from pet stores they have out in a salad bar type configuration? They all taste fucking decent. Not great, but vending machine decent.

Alligator treats though, never again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:05:24 No.27730361 Report Delete

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>>27730326
very, we made a gravity bong for the first time and got stupidly high. we thought the game froze when they dropped off the tank at the beginning of that level where you had to cross the bridge.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:05:45 No.27730364 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27730381

>>27730342
>alligator treat
..raw chicken?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:07:24 No.27730381 Report Delete

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>>27730364
No, they were dog treats made from alligator. My friend brought them back from his trip to Louisiana.
I knew it was going to be bad, but I had been drinking anyways and a dare is a dare.

It just tasted like ripe, soft, rubbery jerky that had an almost battery acid flavor to it. It was pretty bad.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 02:09:30 No.27730984 Report Delete

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>>27728647

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 03:06:33 No.27731277 Report Delete

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>>27730271
Are you fucking stupid? It's from We're the Millers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 03:12:54 No.27731305 Report Delete

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I ate a K ration

This was in 2012

Shit was brown and powdery and the smokes were stale

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