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What your experience with SOF guys?>In community college for technical degree >ask one older guy to have my first beer at the bar with me after turning 21 >dude has a master's degree, only in school just to stay busy and learn shit >definite type A personality, with what seems like a few screws loose >37, was in for 18 years, 11b, TS clearance, then went Ranger and SF. (showed me his forms one day) >5'9"-11", skinny 170ish lbs, exposed tatts, and said he was like 130 lbs when he went in >says how the reasons Rangers are so pissy is because they never get to sleep or eat >the best guys to make it through selection were either skinny or a bit fat "anyone can do it" >did several tours between Iraq, Africa, and Afghanistan, and always talks about former military shit b4 class with other vets
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>>27729819 >37 is old enough to be your dad So you're... 7?
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>>27730116 Nice math there
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>>27730116 Walk away from the computer for a bit Anon and think about what you've done.
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>>27730116 retarded ass nigga
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>be me >under way somewhere between the Phillipines and the Horn of Africa. >GySgt tells us we have to clear our racks out to make room for some SEALs coming on board >you've got to be fucking kidding me >Move to some shitty part of the berthing next to the heads, so I get to lie awake at night listening to every fuck take a piss >SEALs come on board >Messy as fuck >Above regulations >Budge in line at the chow hall >Walk around the ship wearing tacticool gear with no blousings and bears >pistols stuck lazily in their pockets >Staff and officers visibly pissed off, unable to say shit >They end up not doing anything >Leave the boat >Move back to our area, having to clean up after their asses.
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>>27729819 all SOF are brotier. Professional Soldiers and what not.
They dont need to walk around talking about how big their dick is just to feel good about themselves.
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>>27730116 Yes because males only reach puberty at thirty. Retard
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>>27730456 beards*
Though now I'm imagining a carrier with live bears on it.
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>>27730378 >>27730426 >>27730428 >teen pregnancies sorry ur mom didnt want u and your dad didnt even leave u because he was only in the picture til 1am on prom night
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>>27730378 I think he's implying that he lost his virginity at 30.
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>>27730456 >Walk around the ship wearing tacticool gear with no blousings and bears Holy shit they let them walk around the ship with bears? That can't be safe.
>>27730457 >all SOF are brotier Wrong.
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>>27730456 >Staff and officers visibly pissed off, unable to say shit Why so? Would they beat your asses?
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>>27730513 Nah. They just had their own set of regs, so our guys couldn't try to enforce ours.
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>>27730474 Have some self respect and leave, just leave, you dumb fuck.
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>>27730542 >cooler guys have cooler rules Well, guess that's how the world works.
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>>27729819 Have a good friend in 7th and He's literally one the most down to earth dudes I've ever, Didn't even know he was SF until like a year ago, if you ever get on the topic of SF though he gets into it and loves talking about, obviously nothing sensitive or classified but still.
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>>27730575 implying being SOF is about wearing jeans to work and punching your CO in the face
>not understanding quiet professionalism this badly Anonymous
>>27730622 >implying that was what I said Anonymous
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>>27730490 all real SOF are brotier. Psyops can suck a dick.
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>>27730456 >pistols stuck lazily in their pockets >any part of the US Military >especially on a ship Whut. It's semi believeable only because you said SEALS instead of some other kind of operator.
Anyway here's my Delta patch
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>>27730918 >Anyway here's my Delta patch Forgot image
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>>27730457 >who is Chris Kyle Anonymous
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>>27731146 well silly he's an AMERICAN SNIPER
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>>27729819 Back when I worked at a burger joint we had this 'Nam era ex-ranger that always came in and ordered breakfast.
He was the chillest guy ever. He talked about everything but killing, and when I asked him about that he just considered it was what needed to be done (although he did say he was kind of screwy and straight up signed on for infantry without waiting for the draft).
When he came home he started working at the Mormon family history archive. Reminds me of Teddy Roosevelt.
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If you are physically capable, intelligent, and somewhat damaged (lots of SOF guys come from harsh background) or driven and thrill seeking to the point of craziness from the eyes of "normal" people (some SOF guys are just middle/upper middle class adrenaline/adventure junkies) and you end up surviving your terms of service, you walk away having done and seen more than many people will ever in their lifetimes... in a few short years.
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>>27731237 Do you even know what a strap hanger is?
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>>27731338 many definitions, one of them is "fanboy"
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>>27730918 Not sure why you'd think I would lie about it anyway. What do I have to gain?
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I knew this Green Beret who would always walk around with his SF hat and a giant ass walking stick. Which he might actually use as a staff.
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>>27733039 >south africa so dangerous you need special forces just cuck my shit up.
Nelson Fagdela really did a great job of turning a country once regarded as "the next first world country" into the shit warzone white genocide it is.
pic is rape town set in the future
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>>27730798 >implying that's not what you were implying Anonymous
>be inna J-bad >cook >three bearded refigerator type guys walk in at like 4pm for breakfast >one of them always casually wears a hawaiian shirt >places his order of eggs over medium and bacon with some toast >make it and call his order out >he comes over >try to start small talk and say "what is this sar'ent, another taxpayer funded delta luau" >he snickers, gives me a shit eating grin and walks back to the table
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>>27736449 >I have been in fear for my life ever since. good, next you'll tell us you asked col steele to sign your copy of black hawk down
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>>27736507 you retarded nigger, did you not read what i wrote. i awkwardly tried to joke around with some pipe hitting motherfucker and he just walked away while half laughing
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>>27736526 i read what you said. you acted up and got jacked up
>said stupid shit, joking said it put him in fear >i called you a tard >you call me a tard fuck you spoon
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My friend's dad was SOF. Was rarely ever home and when he finally would come back he'd just sleep. He had a bunch of photos on his laptop of him and his buddies playing with corpses. Only story he ever told was of shooting a guy in the head that was running toward him only to see him spring right back up after hitting the ground and run aimlessly, flailing his arms with his head tilted back. Said everyone actually took a couple seconds to laugh before putting him down again.
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>>27729819 They're cool, been in courses with them, worked with ODAs over seas, same goes with Regiment and CAG, all pretty chill and good people to have by you during tough times.
