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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 08:13:26 No.27742544 View Reply Report Delete

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Would /k/ ever be interested in a meetup? with a twist - we camp inna woods overnight and take our funz with us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 08:14:06 No.27742549 Report Delete

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I'll be sure to be there to kill you all

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 08:14:29 No.27742552 Report Delete

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>>27742544
How much shit would go missing the next morning?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 08:15:17 No.27742561 Report Delete

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>>27742544
Not in the slightest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 08:16:00 No.27742564 Report Delete

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>>27742544
this sounds like homosexual seduction

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 08:16:20 No.27742568 Report Delete

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>>27742561
That wouldn't be fun at all.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 08:17:36 No.27742574 Report Delete

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>>27742568
Buncha faggots going innawoods with guns and no women or normie bullshit bothering them? Wouldn't dream of it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 08:18:40 No.27742580 Report Delete

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>>27742574
I mean. Sitting at home and shitposting beats going and hanging out with likeminded individuals any day.

Red !F4Gnx0Vhl2

Red !F4Gnx0Vhl2 Fri 30 Oct 2015 08:18:49 No.27742582 Report Delete

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>>27742544
When you said twist this is not what I had in mind.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 08:23:37 No.27742606 Report Delete

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>>27742580
Sounds gay and not fun at all tbh fam

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 08:25:03 No.27742614 Report Delete

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>>27742606
Would rather be at work/10

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 08:28:33 No.27742628 Report Delete

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>>27742614

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 08:33:35 No.27742657 Report Delete

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>>27742628

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:01:18 No.27742819 Report Delete

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>>27742544
>go innawoods with guy
>sleeps all the way there
>have him carry things to camp
>he gets tired
>carry stuff for him
>get to lake
>he pokes around
>I set the tent
>have him help pick up firewood
>try to get him to shoot my .22 winchester
>reminds me hes not into that sort of thing
>prefers to draw the lake and a crayfish he found
>finds out I prefer to sleep in my boxers
>tells me he isnt tired and will stay outside
>builds fire way to fucking big
>uses up all the wood
>hes afraid of the forest
>has to wake me up so we can collect more
>collect shitloads more firewood
>teach that fuck how to make griddlecakes
>teach some basic survival stuff
>teach how to clean a fish
>took little nap
>he sketches me
>have nice trout dinner
>telling stories
>nice campfire
>stars reflecting off lake
>drink cheap vodka
>start doing lewd things
>hold hands
>tell him I want to see his cute butt
>takes his pants off
>calls me a pervert
>tells me hes not a slut
>"doesnt fuck on first dates"
>get back to the tent
>light kissing and cuddling
>fall asleep
>wake up
>nice soft ass against my dick
>put arm around waist
>grind
>wakes him up
>he calls me a pervert
>spend day teasing him
>sneaking fondles whenever I can
>both have boners
>hes trying to hide his
>call him a qt
>sneak hand down his pants
>play with his junk
>hewantthedick.jpg
>tells me handjobs dont count so It's cool
>tell him I want more
>few rubs changes his tune
>rummage through our stuff looking for field expedient lube
>could only find wd-40 and crisco
>get a dab of that
>apply it to his butt
>slap on a condom
>push his face into the dirt
>tell him Im going to breed him like an animal
>fuck him nice and slow
>hes panting
>tells me to pick up pace
>slamming his butt
>begs me to knock him up
>go balls deep
>I cum
>finish him off
>pull out
>condom is completely broken
>hes upset
>got over it after we went skinny dipping
>completely gave up being modest
>turned into a pervert
>hiked out
>we had to have a few bj breaks

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:54:48 No.27743136 Report Delete

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>>27742544
Is this a joke? Have you fucking HEARD of Nuggestfest?

Mowerblades dollar builds !BsXraypWpE

Mowerblades dollar builds !BsXraypWpE Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:56:19 No.27743146 Report Delete

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>>27742544
Good grief the crown on the barrel of OPs pic...ouch.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:58:02 No.27743156 Report Delete

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I'm not into bears

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:58:17 No.27743157 Report Delete

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>>27743146

There's a muzzle brake between the crown and the floor you demented fuck.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 10:04:59 No.27743196 Report Delete

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>>27742819
>tfw no cute boys want to go camping innawoods with me
I didn't need to start the day with these feels

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 10:21:20 No.27743305 Report Delete

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Pic related

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 10:22:53 No.27743316 Report Delete

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>>27743146
it's nice when people who don't own guns out themselves as readily as you

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 10:26:25 No.27743336 Report Delete

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>>27743305

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 10:28:56 No.27743351 Report Delete

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>>27742544

What a horribly drawn and stupid fucking picture.

There are innawoods meetups literally all the fucking time, most folks just go with friends and not internet strangers.

And frankly, most of the folks here would rather die than spend a weekend in the sticks with a bunch of virgin 19 year olds anime fag that could only afford nuggets and other various maymay slavshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:27:56 No.27743732 Report Delete

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>>27742819

Wew lad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:29:30 No.27743742 Report Delete

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>>27743305
where do these come from

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:32:35 No.27743758 Report Delete

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>>27742819
>breed
>condom
Anon, I'm not sure you know how this works

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:34:53 No.27743771 Report Delete

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>>27743351
Teach me to be 3cool like u Oni-sama xD

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:41:48 No.27743808 Report Delete

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>>27742819

Wow nice pasta, You can go back to cuteboys now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:49:23 No.27743853 Report Delete

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>>27742544
>funz

You seem like the type to show up with a Hi-Point and a nugget and get Cheeto stains all over everyone else's guns.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:52:57 No.27743877 Report Delete

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>>27742819
Sexy/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:56:04 No.27743897 Report Delete

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>>27742628
Is that Eric from moss pawn and gun?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:59:55 No.27743925 Report Delete

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>>27742544
>Breaking news!
>An estimated dozen fat greasy neckbeards, affiliated with the Hacker Known As 4chan went and camped in the woods

>After a disagreement about whose "waifu" (a fake girl designed to simulate actual human companionship) was the best, shots were fired, one of which knocked over the plate of Hot Pockets and frozen burritos they were trying to cook over a campfire, which caught fire to their tents and eventually the flames spread to the entire forest

>Although there were no survivors, a local farmer could hear distant, faint screaming over the crackling flames, saying "YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS, ASUKA IS BEST GIRL AND YOU KNOW IT", followed by multiple gun shots

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:09:19 No.27743999 Report Delete

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>>27743897
I'm not saying it's not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:33:07 No.27744173 Report Delete

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>>27742544
Im 100% sure majority of you are autistic weirdos and bronies so Ill pass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:45:56 No.27745255 Report Delete

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>>27742544
Except /k/ does this already. It's called nuggetfest. hundreds of anons have gone out camping innawoods with their guns, shooting and drinking for three days

The_Ant_Man !KpuDfj7/2s

The_Ant_Man !KpuDfj7/2s Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:48:23 No.27745273 Report Delete

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>>27742544
Sounds like fun to come but I have a doctor's appointment

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:53:04 No.27745301 Report Delete

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>>27745273
Huh?

The_Ant_Man !KpuDfj7/2s

The_Ant_Man !KpuDfj7/2s Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:04:59 No.27745368 Report Delete

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>>27745301
I have an appointment go go see the neurologist.

What's hard to understand?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:10:54 No.27745405 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27745894 >>27745906

WHATEVER YOU DO
DON'T EAT THE BROWNIES

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:17:48 No.27745457 Report Delete

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>>27745368
They're gonna find your he's full of ants

The_Ant_Man !KpuDfj7/2s

The_Ant_Man !KpuDfj7/2s Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:32:44 No.27745578 Report Delete

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>>27745457
I just hoping that they will remove the tumor if there is one in my head.

I just can't keep up with the meds I'm taking anymore due to the blood loss.

Wish me luck on me getting well because I'm tired of being in pain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:38:04 No.27745617 Report Delete

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>>27742544
fookin saved

>2007 filename
nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:40:42 No.27745632 Report Delete

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>>27742544
sure, bu the twist will be that i'll kill you in your sleep and rape your corpse repeatedly for the next 48hrs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:40:42 No.27745633 Report Delete

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>>27742544
>homosex, injury, and "missing" guns/gear ensues

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:51:20 No.27745715 Report Delete

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>>27742544
While I did make a range buddy on here, there aren't that many Swedish /k/ommandos in my part of the country. There was talk about a Nordic /k/ meet in Finland a while back but since then it has been quiet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:53:18 No.27745722 Report Delete

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>>27742544
I can bake brownies for us all if anyone would like

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:55:50 No.27745746 Report Delete

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>>27743925
5 star post

>no survivors

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:59:38 No.27745765 Report Delete

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>>27745255
Fuck yes. Had an amazing time at the last one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:07:27 No.27745824 Report Delete

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>>27742552
Just you boipussies virginity handsome........

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:12:14 No.27745869 Report Delete

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>>27742552
Last MN meetup I actually forgot my earpro and a box of clays at the range. Someone brought them to the camp to find out who's they were

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:16:21 No.27745894 Report Delete

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>>27745405
>not eating cum as often as possible

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:18:12 No.27745906 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>27747446

>>27743136
NuggetFest isn't the only innawoods meet..just the best innawoods meet. Then again I'm completely biased so what the fuck do I know.
>>27745405
Sat inna woods with /k/omrades and ate a some last weekend, delish.
>>27744173
But you will spend most of your online time here with those same /k/omrades. Stay in the basement then anon, your loss, and maybe ours as well.

Am I the only one who thinks The_Ant_Man=TommyThyroid?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:22:33 No.27745936 Report Delete

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>>27742819
Kinda gay, tbh

Mike From Canmore !ndZ27Qphc.

Mike From Canmore !ndZ27Qphc. Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:32:04 No.27746030 Report Delete

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>>27742819
>>tell him Im going to breed him like an animal

I laughed

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:34:22 No.27746049 Report Delete

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>>27746030
I'll be honest, if someone told me that, I'd be really turned on

/k/ommunist !!GKKeWG148Ml

/k/ommunist !!GKKeWG148Ml Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:10:05 No.27747446 Report Delete

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>>27745906
>Am I the only one who thinks The_Ant_Man=TommyThyroid?
implying I'm not the one agitating for an ant revolution

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