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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 21:13:31 No.5128710 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>5128792 >>5128795 >>5129813 >>5133864

Remember /lgbt/, God loves you no matter what. It's not too late to repent and be forgiven.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 21:14:13 No.5128714 Report Delete

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i would let larry the cucumber fuck me tbh

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 21:15:38 No.5128721 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>5128729 >>5128742

If God loves me no matter what, why would I need to repent?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 21:17:03 No.5128729 Report Delete

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>>5128721
No no no, shh ignore the contradictions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 21:17:06 No.5128730 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>5128742

I'll repent on my deathbed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 21:20:08 No.5128742 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>5128748 >>5128762 >>5128770 >>5129036 >>5129618

>>5128721
God will punish you as you deserve even though He loves you.
>>5128730
That doesn't sound very sincere, but only God knows whether you mean it or not. But why would you want to miss out on a relationship with Him in the meantime?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 21:22:18 No.5128748 Report Delete

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>>5128742
>God will punish you as you deserve even though He loves you.
Why would he arbitrarily punish me if he loves me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 21:26:19 No.5128762 Report Delete

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>>5128742
>God will punish you as you deserve even though He loves you.
Sounds abusive bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 21:26:42 No.5128765 Report Delete

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>>5128748
Because He is just.

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Jules !1cw3yHQWPU Sun 25 Oct 2015 21:27:12 No.5128768 Report Delete

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>>5128748
Well, to be fair, that's what parents do sometimes.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 21:28:01 No.5128770 Report Delete

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>>5128742
Damn, God sounds like he's into some hot BDSM.

Is he a rough daddy?

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Marina !!h6tYmtxU7g0 Sun 25 Oct 2015 21:34:40 No.5128792 Report Delete

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>>5128710

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 21:35:30 No.5128795 Report Delete

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>>5128710
let god tell me himself
>then I'll shank him and become the new god

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 21:37:41 No.5128808 Report Delete

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>>5128765
And how can we know that? It doesn't sound any different than a dictatorship taking away our rights and telling us it's only to protect us.

>>5128768
True, but unless the child is really young they should try to give some indication of why. Refusing to offer an explanation when the child is old enough to understand seems kind of like bad parenting.

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Jules !1cw3yHQWPU Sun 25 Oct 2015 21:39:24 No.5128817 Report Delete

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>>5128808
Agreed. An explanation would be really nice. Otherwise I'd say god can go fuck himself really.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 21:40:00 No.5128818 Report Delete

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>>5128768
>parents condemn their children into eternal torture

yes, they do it sometimes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:20:37 No.5129011 Report Delete

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>>5128795
yes
this is plan

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:26:24 No.5129036 Report Delete

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>>5128742
Bait thread

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:42:03 No.5129095 Report Delete

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If God loves me then why does he want me to be something I hate?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 23:33:32 No.5129313 Report Delete

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Tell you what, find me a bible that is more than 100 yrs old with the word homosexual in it and we can talk. you wont find one, as to how what IS written is translated, I can give you a totally different translation that fits the given terminology at the time. It is ALL interpretation, tainted by man.

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 00:30:58 No.5129618 Report Delete

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>>5128742
>But why would you want to miss out on a relationship with Him in the meantime?

If I repent at deathbed and go to heaven that means I got eternity to have a relationship with him

Enjoy the meat in your youth, leave the bones for god

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 01:03:37 No.5129813 Report Delete

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>>5128710
Yes, you are most correct, Anon!

God, so long as you repent by carrying out my list of reasonable repair work needed to fix the things you seriously fucked up, then I will forgive you. It's not too late.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 01:10:07 No.5129841 Report Delete

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>>5129813
Hah...

:'(

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 01:26:25 No.5129900 Report Delete

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But I'm Episcopalian.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 01:43:12 No.5129961 Report Delete

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I once had a dream where a bunch of people were laughing at me and this girl I'm in love with but then we started making out and an angel descended and started slaughtering everyone with arms made out of blades. The police had a gun to our heads but they pissed themselves when the angels burned them and left us unscathed. Anyways, I think God gave me the go-ahead with fucking her. Thanks, God. You're a pretty cool guy.

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 12:25:15 No.5131009 Report Delete

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I hate that show. I thought it was some vegetables doing stuff, it was really the Bible with a vegetal presentation.

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 12:44:01 No.5131068 Report Delete

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So like why

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 12:46:55 No.5131079 Report Delete

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God loves lesbians so I'm ok its those trannys and gays you gotta repent she hates those guys. Unless you're pretty or w\e the she loves you. But like how you might love a dog or something like that y'know?

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 12:56:06 No.5131110 Report Delete

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>>5131079
God is actually a lesbian fag hag so she loves all gay people and trannies

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:05:23 No.5131138 Report Delete

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>>5131110
So everything is cool unless you're one of those weird straight people

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 23:50:49 No.5133864 Report Delete

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>>5128710
Remember: God loves you ;)

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