Why is it that people can't be gay unless they're loud about it and the whole world knows? I've been pretty uncloseted for a long while, but I've never wanted to be that guy that sits everyone down and tells them. If they ask, I'll tell them. If they see me with a boy, they'll know. But no one ever asks, everyone assumes I'm straight and I don't feel as though there's the slightest chance of me ever getting a boyfriend.

Meanwhile, every flaming faggot out there is drowning in dicks, gets away with anything and is sent home with $100. Explain that shit.