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>be me
>in a party
>a girl in the corner
>her parents are islamists, they don't like me
>like I give a fuck lmao
>me calling a bro to help me
>we kidnap dat girl
>dat ass on my shoulder
>at first she cried
>weeks passed; now she's begging for mah dick
>HELL Y ARE U NOT IN THE KITCHEN
>someone kidnapped here from me
>all yours, dude, like I give a fuck AGAIN lol!
>I pursued him because of the lols
>he got chased, so he killed the girl; better dead than mine huh?
>dude, like I FUCKING GIVE A FUCK HAHHHH

>at a party again
>another bitch, Mary
>a dumbass approaching to her
>let's play bitches
>start mocking this dumb
>he wants to duel me in return
>I accept, and kill him in SECONDS

>This is Russia, guys
>My name is Gaston
>Also called Pechorin
>written by Lermontov