>Grade 12
>bell rings
>class is mingling right before it gets underway
>I'm sitting at my desk reading The Master and Margarita
>teacher walks over to me
>"Do you even know what you're reading, anon?"
>"Uhm..."
>"I read that book for a 20th century Russian lit course in grad school."
>"Okay."
I sound pretty autistic in that story but that teacher was a bitch who did nothing to help me when my studies were suffering as I was undergoing a terrible depression at that time. Otherwise I was pretty outgoing with my friends in high school.

Here's another story:
>be Christfag in Grade 11 (still am tbh)
>have to do a book report on a book of my choice
>choose Slaughterhouse-Five
>at the same time I was really infatuated with an anarchist/heavily left-leaning Christian punk band called Showbread
>be especially infatuated with their album "Nervosa."
>the book and album literally have nothing to do with each other
>be autistic
>try to tie the two together in the book report
>present it to the class
>have no idea what I'm fucking doing
>get the lowest mark in the class despite reading the (relatively) most difficult book

Does anybody have anything else worth of note? I only made this thread for fun.